Superpower Game (1 Viewer)

[Buckychudd]

Ok, I saw this somewhere else, and thought it might be fun here.

Name any superpower you would want, but the next person will respond with the conditions of that superpower.

For instance I might say invisibility, and the next person would say ....but you become completely blind while you're invisible.

I'll start with "Super-speed".

 

[Parrothead]

Ok, I saw this somewhere else, and thought it might be fun here.

Name any superpower you would want, but the next person will respond with the conditions of that superpower.

For instance I might say invisibility, and the next person would say ....but you become completely blind while you're invisible.

I'll start with "Super-speed".

that only works in corn mazes

 

[Dan Lambskin]

that only works in corn mazes

 

[Buckychudd]

Ability to fly.

 

[otb_lifer]

Ability to fly.

but you can never land. 

 

[Buckychudd]

Ability to fly.

but you have to make airplane noises the whole time.

 

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Ability to put entire rooms of people to sleep with a powerpoint presentation

 

[Buckychudd]

Ability to put entire rooms of people to sleep with a powerpoint presentation

including yourself and you're always the last one to wake up.

 

[grateful zed]

is this like diplomacy?

 

[AAABatteries]

....but you have to forget it.

/thread

 

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including yourself and you're always the last one to wake up.

Crap. 

 

[AAABatteries]

   

 

[RokNRole]

 4 hour erections

 

[Parrothead]

 4 hour erections

but only when you are sleeping

 

[Clown Car]

 4 hour erections

But no one will have sex with you. 

 

[Clown Car]

I always wanted super healing. 

 

[Buckychudd]

 4 hour erections

but an inability to ejaculate.

 

[Buckychudd]

I always wanted super healing. 

but it always leaves a penis shaped scar.

 

[Bucky86]

Ability to read minds

 

[EYLive]

I want to be able to force choke like Darth Vader.

 

[EYLive]

Ability to read minds

But only the mind of duck-bill platypuses

 

[Buckychudd]

I want to be able to force choke like Darth Vader.

only works on squirrels.

 

[otb_lifer]

to dance like no one is watching ?

 

[Bucky86]

to dance like no one is watching ?

Naked in front of your grandma

 

[otb_lifer]

Naked in front of your grandma

they both died some 30 years ago - so nekkid cemetery dancing? 

ALL IN.

 

[wackpack]

Ability to read minds

but it is always in a language you don't understand.

 

[Scoresman]

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them. 

 

[Gally]

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them. 

Only works on squirrels

 

[Bucky86]

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them. 

But It immediately gives you explosive diarrhea.

 

[otb_lifer]

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them. 

but you have to gomp the load (you said anyone  )

 

[Scoresman]

 

[wackpack]

The ability to give anyone an orgasm just by looking at them. 

but your back gets 100% hairier every time you do it.

 

[GregR]

Ability to read minds

But it only works on @RokNRole

 

[Buckychudd]

Super strength 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Only works on squirrels

 

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Super strength 

but only during masturbation

 

[EYLive]

but only during masturbation

Still a pretty good power.

 

[Buckychudd]

Still a pretty good power.

Yeah you can jerk off while fighting crime. Maybe this is why superheroes wear masks. 

 

[captain_amazing]

The ability to time travel 

 

[Gawain]

The ability to time travel 

Can only go back to August, 9 1945, Nagasaki Japan.

 

[-OZ-]

The ability to time travel 

But you can only go forward.  One second at a time.

 

[Buckychudd]

The ability to time travel 

But only to your conception to birth, in utero. 

 

[tdoss]

The ability to time travel 

...uncontrollably every time just before orgasm.

 

[Sweet J]

Only works on squirrels

That would be . . . AWESOME 

 

[Sweet J]

Big fan of this game and thread. 

 

[Buckychudd]

Big fan of this game and thread. 

But only when being anally penetrated. 

 

[Buckychudd]

Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic. 

 

[tdoss]

Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic. 

...but without the ability to control when you retract to normal size.

You reached the fridge from the couch to grab a beer...now you've got one long noodle of a right arm to drag around for the rest of the week.

 

[wackpack]

Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic. 

but the only things you can stretch are your middle fingers

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow]

Super stretchy like Mr. Fantastic. 

Works everywhere...

...except where Mrs. Fantastic would really prefer it.