matuski
Footballguy
Stern:I'm glad you brought up Memorial Day.
Stern: I was in Vietnam, I'd like to talk to you about it.
Stern: I had 17 kills in Vietnam. and I'm telling you, I really should've had more.
Stern: Officially, I should've had more kills.Let me tell you what I'm talking about.
Stern: I was in a ##### village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.
Stern: So I grab one of my grenades off my belt,and I throw it right into the schoolhouse.
Stern: And I blow up the whole damn thing.
Stern: So I'm out there counting all the bodies.
Robin:You threw a grenade into a school?
Stern: That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Stern:I must've killed, like, 30 kids.
Stern: My ######## lieutenant comes up to me, and he says,"Stern, those are little kids.That counts as one person."
Robin: Howard, I was in the military.I was a captain in the Air Force. What were you?
Stern: What was I?
Robin: Yeah, what were you?
Stern: What were you again?
Robin: I was a captain.
Stern:That's what I was. I was a captain.
Robin: And what were you in?
Stern: I was in Vietnam.
Robin: Ohh! Army? Navy?
Stern: In the Army.
Robin: Did you have a division?
Stern: The 3rd.
Robin: 3rd what?
Stern: I was in the 3rd...I don't know what I was in, Robin,
Stern: But I'm saying I was in the 3rd, and the point of this whole thing
Stern: is that I think a kill is a kill is a kill,and killing a kid should be just as good as killing an adult.
Robin: Well, I suppose even if you're killing children, they should count them.
Stern: I was in Vietnam, I'd like to talk to you about it.
Stern: I had 17 kills in Vietnam. and I'm telling you, I really should've had more.
Stern: Officially, I should've had more kills.Let me tell you what I'm talking about.
Stern: I was in a ##### village, and I come upon a schoolhouse.
Stern: So I grab one of my grenades off my belt,and I throw it right into the schoolhouse.
Stern: And I blow up the whole damn thing.
Stern: So I'm out there counting all the bodies.
Robin:You threw a grenade into a school?
Stern: That's exactly what I'm telling you.
Stern:I must've killed, like, 30 kids.
Stern: My ######## lieutenant comes up to me, and he says,"Stern, those are little kids.That counts as one person."
Robin: Howard, I was in the military.I was a captain in the Air Force. What were you?
Stern: What was I?
Robin: Yeah, what were you?
Stern: What were you again?
Robin: I was a captain.
Stern:That's what I was. I was a captain.
Robin: And what were you in?
Stern: I was in Vietnam.
Robin: Ohh! Army? Navy?
Stern: In the Army.
Robin: Did you have a division?
Stern: The 3rd.
Robin: 3rd what?
Stern: I was in the 3rd...I don't know what I was in, Robin,
Stern: But I'm saying I was in the 3rd, and the point of this whole thing
Stern: is that I think a kill is a kill is a kill,and killing a kid should be just as good as killing an adult.
Robin: Well, I suppose even if you're killing children, they should count them.