Ted Cruz buys 100 cans of chunky soup following honeymoon (1 Viewer)

[Joe Summer]

Maybe he has some sort of soup kink, was getting ready to reveal it, and in the end lacked the courage to ask her to participate in a soup bath or a soup kitchen group roll play.

This might explain his opposition to dildos.

 

[rockaction]

exactly

I think a few more question marks would have made the point clearer. I'll get on that next time.  

 

[Leroy Hoard]

How is Gary Johnson not the GOP nominee again?  

He's a Libertarian now. That's kind of like a Republican with a clue I guess.

 

[Koya]

IMPORTANT QUESTION!!!

Was it Sirloin Burger?  Because no wifey can just make soupmwoth ####### hamburgers in it. Thats a whole new level of soup. 

And if we know anything about Ted Cruz, we know he brings a whole to a new level

 

[McJose]

Cruz is clueless

 

[QuizGuy66]

At least we know how the Cruz Oval Office will be decorated.

I think Lyin' Ted is at again with this story - you just know instread of the soup he bought 100 boxes of Kraft Dinner.

QG

 

[massraider]

I like to imagine that the same clerk at the store handled all three transactions.  

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cruz is clueless

 

[Cdub100]

The real zodiac. 

 

[Peyton Marino]

well folks, it was a run

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Just confirmed via twitter it was Campbell's, it was Soylent Green.  :confirmed: 

 

[ChainsawU]

That story isn't about soup. It's about whatever weird #### went down on that honeymoon, and I would take 5/1 odds that they didn't even have sex. That's what the story is about. Not the soup. I feel sorry for the dude. I didn't really know who he was until tonight though.