The New Mrs. Clooney: How Hot? (1 Viewer)

[Zow]

This has "I'm tired of dating bat#### crazy" all over it.

Meh, Stacy seems completely normal and has never given off the crazy vibe.

To me this has more to do with Clooney fashioning himself as a pseudo-intellectual and wanting to settle down with an intellectual woman.

I like this take -- Internationally Acclaimed Barrister Amal Alamuddin Marries an Actor

Yep.

Reads like an Onion article...

 

[saintfool]

How hot does not matter in Clooney's league. They are all hot. How cool and good in bed matters much more.

Exactly.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

How hot does not matter in Clooney's league. They are all hot. How cool and good in bed matters much more.

Exactly.

I agree, but I gotta imagine that Stacy is better in the sack than Amal. Stace is more athletic and less apt to reject your meat if it's not halal.

 

[krista4]

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but...you people are insane, except for Woz.

 

[cstu]

The fact that she's smart goes a long way for me...

10

 

[Fennis]

The fact that she's smart goes a long way for me...

10

Does the fact that she wants a commitment make her an 11?

 

[Christo]

GB FBGs

 

[Fennis]

Not my type physically but Howard Stern apparently spent nearly an hour talking to her recently at some event and said her intellect was mesmerizing. Got to give her a bump for that. 8

I love Howard but let's be honest...all the money in the world can't erase Fartman.

not to mention, Howard Stern married a model. No doubt for her mesmerizing intellect.

 

[[icon]]

Nice to see the voting results representing reality. Some of you fellas need to get out more.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

I believe that George Clooney will obsess over my opinion in this matter and that this will diminish his enjoyment of sexing up his wife. Further, I suspect that Stacy K will see my support of her in this matter and will show her gratitude for my support with some spectacularly exotic sex she will provide at my beck and call.

Stupid Clooney, I have the last laugh now!

 

[Michael Brown]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

 

[Fennis]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

I wish more dudes looked like this

 

[Michael Brown]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

 

[shadyridr]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

I wish more dudes looked like this

umm ok

 

[Doctor Detroit]

She speaks nine languages, so I gave her a 9.

 

[shadyridr]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

 

[Michael Brown]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

I wish more dudes looked like this

Having masculine features doesn't mean looking like a dude. Gisele is a world famous supermodel but has harder, masculine facial features. I get that some people like that, it's just not for me. I like a softer look (Jessica Alba, Brooke Burke, Selena Gomez)

 

[Michael Brown]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

Yeah but i'm like, really really smart

 

[Zow]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of

most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

Poppycock

 

[Michael Brown]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

Yeah but i'm like, really really smart

All honesty, she's good at advanced calculus and whatnot. But she doesn't know anything about a LOT of topics (aircraft carrier) and even she'd tell you i'm inherently more intelligent

 

[The General]

I'm going to defer to Clooney's judgement on this one.

Kiebler probably has the world's most perfect ###, however.

 

[Michael Brown]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest, outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of

most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my type

Poppycock

Oh. So what's my type then?

 

[shadyridr]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

Yeah but i'm like, really really smart

All honesty, she's good at advanced calculus and whatnot. But she doesn't know anything about a LOT of topics (aircraft carrier) and even she'd tell you i'm inherently more intelligent

i bet you clooneys wife knows what an aircraft carrier is.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

Yeah but i'm like, really really smart

All honesty, she's good at advanced calculus and whatnot. But she doesn't know anything about a LOT of topics (aircraft carrier) and even she'd tell you i'm inherently more intelligent

i bet you clooneys wife knows what an aircraft carrier is.

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't matter.

 

[Zow]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest,

outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of

most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my

type

Poppycock

Oh. So what's my type then?

Either ugly chicks or you're holding out for the goddess Athena. I can't think of any other reason you'd conclude this woman is a 6.5.

 

[shadyridr]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest,

outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of

most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my

type

Poppycock

Oh. So what's my type then?

Either ugly chicks or you're holding out for the goddess Athena. I can't think of any other reason you'd conclude this woman is a 6.5.

i think it has something to do with her grotesque face.

 

[Fennis]

Stacy Keibler is pretty smart too. Proof

 

[Michael Brown]

Agree with Icon, masculine face and nothing that really stands out as being amazing. I gave her a 7 but rounded up from 6.5. To be honest,

outside of keibler, i haven't been a big fan of

most women he was with. That elisabetta canalis chick also had kind of a mannish facial structure, just not my

type

Poppycock

Oh. So what's my type then?

Either ugly chicks or you're holding out for the goddess Athena. I can't think of any other reason you'd conclude this woman is a 6.5.

Athena was a 7 at best

Are Shakira, Emmanuelle Chriqui, & Doutzen Kroes ugly?

 

[mr fancypants]

Stacy Keibler is pretty smart too. Proof

Damn right, she's my intellectual match.

 

[TLEF316]

Kiebler by a mile. Her legs are just absurdly awesome

 

[Michael Brown]

Kiebler by a mile. Her legs are just absurdly awesome

Why would i be a leg man? I don't need legs. I have legs

 

[Hilts]

Pretty sure [icon] knows more about hot women than Clooney could ever hope to understand.

 

[Drunken Cowboy]

A less attractive Anne Hathaway

 

[Mr. Pickles]

7.71

 

[flapgreen]

Pretty sure [icon] knows more about hot women than Clooney could ever hope to understand.

:confirmed:

 

[Parmcat]

When did Clooney start dating Penelope Cruz?

 

[tommyboy]

only one letter away from anal, she's probably a 10

 

[McGarnicle]

I like this take -- Internationally Acclaimed Barrister Amal Alamuddin Marries an Actor

Internationally acclaimed?! That must be some damn good coffee.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Also all you people giving her bonus points for intellect are nuts. I could never be married to someone smarter than me

isnt your wife an actuary

Yeah but i'm like, really really smart

All honesty, she's good at advanced calculus and whatnot. But she doesn't know anything about a LOT of topics (aircraft carrier) and even she'd tell you i'm inherently more intelligent

i bet you clooneys wife knows what an aircraft carrier is.

I don't know what this means, but it doesn't matter.

This is from the how smart is your wife thread HTH

 

[Good Posting Judge]

7.71

Take that, Pitchfork!

This lady seems fine and she's really attractive for her age, but Stacy Kiebler's ###/legs are otherworldly.

 

[[icon]]

Pretty sure [icon] knows more about hot women than Clooney could ever hope to understand.

:confirmed:

 

[Al O'Pecia]

7.71

Take that, Pitchfork!

This lady seems fine and she's really attractive for her age, but Stacy Kiebler's ###/legs are otherworldly.

For you, good sir...

http://www.rexwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/celebs/stacy-keibler/stacy_keibler_29.jpg

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't judge women on looks alone.

 

[Al O'Pecia]

I don't judge women on looks alone.

Well, yeah, you gotta also consider sack performance.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

She somewhat resembles Julianna Marguilles physically, and shares similar cultural traits: well-educated, comes from a prosperous family.

When they are on "ER" together, she was in a long-term relationship with someone else, so nothing developed. Marguilles was the one that got away.