The opposite of all the bad marriage threads (1 Viewer)

[guru_007]

there's a lot of things I share with the anonymous posters on this board."pookie" would never be one of them.

And thanks for sharing with us that you can't read.It's Poochie, not pookie. If you're going to mock me, at least get it right.

Sorry, the screen got a little blurry from all the vomit on it.We mock because we love, SJ96.

 

[SuperJohn96]

My first marriage lasted 11 years. We were together 13. We were high school sweethearts. We hit a hard patch out of nowhere about 8-9 years into the marriage. Not saying this is where you're headed SJ, but don't allow yourselves to get complacent with how good things are. Do your best to keep them good, for as long as it's possible. Once the passion and the fire is gone it's easy to fall out of love.Good luck to both of you.

We're lucky to have grown up with good examples of marriages with her parents and my parents.There were never any illusions that marriage was something easy and didn't need constant work.

 

[jmp]

I am happy for you and the Mrs!! It does nothing to restore my faith in relationships but it is still nice to hear.

 

[RudiStein]

My wife just called (on right now) because she so amped about tonight, and she said that some of you are just jealous and then said some dirty things to tide me over until later.

"Poochie, I want you to put your tinkle-winkle in my fuzzy-wuzzy until we both bingo-bongo..."

 

[SuperJohn96]

there's a lot of things I share with the anonymous posters on this board.

"pookie" would never be one of them.

And thanks for sharing with us that you can't read.It's Poochie, not pookie. If you're going to mock me, at least get it right.

Sorry, the screen got a little blurry from all the vomit on it.We mock because we love, SJ96.

Who knew I was such a big hit in the gay male population?

 

[jmp]

My wife just called (on right now) because she so amped about tonight, and she said that some of you are just jealous and then said some dirty things to tide me over until later.

"Poochie, I want you to put your tinkle-winkle in my fuzzy-wuzzy until we both bingo-bongo..."

That works better. I was thinking 'F my c, Poochie' in my head. Just didn't flow well.

 

[ClownCausedChaos]

there's a lot of things I share with the anonymous posters on this board.

"pookie" would never be one of them.

And thanks for sharing with us that you can't read.It's Poochie, not pookie. If you're going to mock me, at least get it right.

Sorry, the screen got a little blurry from all the vomit on it.We mock because we love, SJ96.

Who knew I was such a big hit in the gay male population?

He gives you a compliment and you call him gay?!?!RUN DUMMY!!

 

[SuperJohn96]

I am happy for you and the Mrs!! It does nothing to restore my faith in relationships but it is still nice to hear.

Sorry but this actually made me laugh out loud...caught me off guard...

 

[Black Box]

What does your coworker who has the hots for you think about this development?

She's on vacation, but I'm sure she'll be heartbroken.

She?:raiseseyebrow:

Oh, you meant the real Gay4SJ96, I thought you were cracking wise about Bendy.

You just have too many stalkers to track.

 

[Courtjester]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died.

Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

 

[SuperJohn96]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died. Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

I hope those two events aren't related.

 

[PatsWillWin]

As a young guy who may be taking the dive (plunge? leap? i forget) relatively soon, I like seeing threads like this.

 

[Roy L.]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died. Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

I hope those two events aren't related.

 

[SuperJohn96]

What does your coworker who has the hots for you think about this development?

She's on vacation, but I'm sure she'll be heartbroken.

She?:raiseseyebrow:

Oh, you meant the real Gay4SJ96, I thought you were cracking wise about Bendy.

You just have too many stalkers to track.

I really do.I should hold and a battle to the death between Gay4SJ96, FDAS and mr. furley to cull the herd a bit.

 

[Black Box]

I really do.I should hold and a battle to the death between Gay4SJ96, FDAS and mr. furley to cull the herd a bit.

I'm not sure about battling to the death, but I could definitely get on board with a love note writing competition.

 

[SuperJohn96]

I really do.I should hold and a battle to the death between Gay4SJ96, FDAS and mr. furley to cull the herd a bit.

I'm not sure about battling to the death, but I could definitely get on board with a love note writing competition.

I was thisclose to starting an OFFICIAL thread for those three, but man o man, that's even too gay for me.

 

[northern exposure]

I really do.

I should hold and a battle to the death between Gay4SJ96, FDAS and mr. furley to cull the herd a bit.

I'm not sure about battling to the death, but I could definitely get on board with a love note writing competition.

I was thisclose to starting an OFFICIAL thread for those three, but man o man, that's even too gay for me.

Are you sure?????

 

[jwb]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died. Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

Mine just called and said we're having meatloaf tonight. Then, since it's not too hot out, we decided we'll take a walk on the rail trail, and have a drink on the deck. Cool.Ten years tomorrow!!

 

[Mrs. BSR]

Good for you Poochie!!

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

My wife just called (on right now) because she so amped about tonight, and she said that some of you are just jealous and then said some dirty things to tide me over until later.

"Poochie, I want you to put your tinkle-winkle in my fuzzy-wuzzy until we both bingo-bongo..."

 

[SuperJohn96]

As soon as Big Brother is over, it's go time!

Hooray for my penis!

 

[offdee]

As soon as Big Brother is over, it's go time!Hooray for my penis!

At least she still has some priorities.

 

[SuperJohn96]

As soon as Big Brother is over, it's go time!

Hooray for my penis!

At least she still has some priorities.

XShe fell asleep on the couch while we were watching, so I was watching BB. When it was done, I gently woke her up to go to bed and she smiled and asked if I was ready.

I my wife.

 

[That Little Voice]

Man you are such a stud. You must swinging a 30.48 centimeter-er.

 

[tipsy mcstagger]

I love my wife too. But Poochie? Really?

Turn in you man card immediately. And go over there and hang your head in shame.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Man you are such a stud. You must swinging a 30.48 centimeter-er.

More like 15.24 centimeters, but it's thick like a pop can.

 

[Dentist]

seems like this thread is overcompensating for something.

 

[Superdbs]

Every once in a while, my wife and I will write little sticky love notes and sneak them into the other's lunch bag for a nice surprise when we eat our lunch.

I love you Poochie!

I am So proud of

you. You are an

amazing man!

Peter and I are so

lucky to have such

a great man in our

lives! XOXO

ANGEL

So I returned the favour and called her at work to tell her some of the dirty things I'm going to be doing to her later after we put our son to bed.10 years together (seven married) and it's still :brownchickenbrowncow:

I'm torn between congratulating you and giving you the :finger:Seriously though, that's awesome. Keep on doing whatever you guys are doing. I'm going to quietly sit in the corner and chew through a table leg in jealousy now...

 

[The Big Guy]

seems like this thread is overcompensating for something.

It must kill you that someone out there somewhere is actually happy in their marriage.

 

[Anonymous Internet User]

SuperSteve96 says hi to your wife and asks when you two are free for a camping trip.

 

[jmp]

SuperJohn, does anyone besides your wife call you Poochie?

 

[CrossEyed]

As a young guy who may be taking the dive (plunge? leap? i forget) relatively soon, I like seeing threads like this.

Some of us really are in great marriages. 17 years in November and Mrs. CE is my best friend. Just realize that it doesn't happen without some effort on your part.

 

[SuperJohn96]

SuperJohn, does anyone besides your wife call you Poochie?

Nope.And the first time she called me Poochie in public was the last time.I laid down the law and said she can call me Poochie (started shortly after we first started dating), but I wouldn't answer to it if she called me that if anyone else was around.

 

[SuperJohn96]

SuperSteve96 says hi to your wife and asks when you two are free for a camping trip.

We just went camping this last weekend with her family. No Steve in sight (although I did bribe her brother to watch our son so we could "sleep in" on Sunday. Hmm, come to think of it, when we went camping a few years ago I got her pregnant with our now 2 1/2 yo son...maybe I'll strike gold again there?

 

[Mrs. BSR]

SuperJohn, does anyone besides your wife call you Poochie?

Besides us?

 

[SuperJohn96]

seems like this thread is overcompensating for something.

It must kill you that someone out there somewhere is actually happy in their marriage.

I don't think it bothers him, I just think he's super skeptical.FWIW, I'm not compensating for anything...I was just having a good day, and thought I'd poke a little ray of light through all the dark marriage clouds that permeate the FFA.Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm as fascinated by them as the next guy. I just think sometimes it's nice to give a different perspective sometimes.

 

[Looma]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died.

Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

Ahhah) Poor you...

 

[NREC34]

I can't believe this thread never took off.

 

[ChrisWood]

My wife just called to tell me our 5 year old daughter has diarrhea and our fish died.

Yup, even after 20 years of being together, my wife still whispers these sweet nothings to me.....

I would suggest to check this website to prevent diarrhea in the future: http://stop-diarrhea.net

 

[Bull Dozier]

Here's the thing. You don't need to be married to do these things.

Never said you had to be.But isn't it nice to hear about a married couple who does do these things for a change?Nice change of pace from a lot of the negative threads on marriage.

I'm sincerely happy you are in a happy marriage, but reading about people's relationship issues is far more interesting and makes me feel a whole lot better about my own marriage in comparison.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Every once in a while, my wife and I will write little sticky love notes and sneak them into the other's lunch bag for a nice surprise when we eat our lunch.

I love you Poochie!

I am So proud of

you. You are an

amazing man!

Peter and I are so

lucky to have such

a great man in our

lives! XOXO

ANGEL

So I returned the favour and called her at work to tell her some of the dirty things I'm going to be doing to her later after we put our son to bed.10 years together (seven married) and it's still :brownchickenbrowncow:

Best avatar ever imo.

 

[Bucky86]

What an odd thread.