The truth about Rankings..."You can`t handle the truth" (1 Viewer)

[Da Guru]

You want the truth about rankings? You can`t handle the truth!

Son, we play in leagues that need rankings

Who's gonna do it? You..Henry? You Borbely ?

Dodds has more responsibility than you can even fathom.

You weep because McNabb is ranked so high and you curse Dodds.

You don't know what I know..those rankings saves customers!!

And my existence while grotesque to you, sells subscriptions!

But deep down, there are topics you don`t talk about at Sports Bars..

You want me doing rankings..You need me doing rankings!

We use words like 250 Forward, PPR, and yardage

They're the backbone of our ranking system . You use them as a punchline to get a laugh in the Shark Pool!

I haven't the time nor inclination to explain my rankings to you

To a man who needs my rankings

but then questions the way I rank players...

Better just to thank me.

Or open a website and rank your own..

Did you rank McNabb #6?

I did what the staff told me to do Did you or did you not rank Donovan McNabb #6 this week?"

YOUR GD RIGHT I DID!

 

[BigSteelThrill]

Bravo!

 

[Silver & Black]

Very nice.

 

[Penguin]

 

[BusterTBronco]

Outstanding

 

[phthalatemagic]

 

[grabnmcbutt]

The essence of ranking players is a comparison

The 250 forward list is a ranking of sorts for the rest of the season

The purpose of a forum is discussion

Would it not be normal for a comparison of players to generate discussion?

Each thread has a topic

The discussions of rankings threads is usually labeled as such

If you don't like such threads why open them?

Why complain about them?

What is lamer - threads discussing rankings or threads complaining about those who start threads about rankings

Why is something that is worthy of being a part of the FBG package but not worth discussing?

Why not just participate in the threads you feel worth while and ignore the ones you don't

 

[Da Guru]

The essence of ranking players is a comparisonThe 250 forward list is a ranking of sorts for the rest of the seasonThe purpose of a forum is discussionWould it not be normal for a comparison of players to generate discussion?Each thread has a topicThe discussions of rankings threads is usually labeled as suchIf you don't like such threads why open them?Why complain about them?What is lamer - threads discussing rankings or threads complaining about those who start threads about rankingsWhy is something that is worthy of being a part of the FBG package but not worth discussing?Why not just participate in the threads you feel worth while and ignore the ones you don't

A joke:Toungue in cheekA grain of saltsomething said or done to cause laughtergag, jest, laugh, pleasantry, quip, sally, waggery, wisecrack, witticismA parodyTo put on..a play on words In other words..to entertain...... To lighten up a serious topic

 

[Sputnikv8]

OP was great!!!!! Best non-injury, non-player news post I've read in a long while in this forum.

 

[zoonation]

The essence of ranking players is a comparisonThe 250 forward list is a ranking of sorts for the rest of the seasonThe purpose of a forum is discussionWould it not be normal for a comparison of players to generate discussion?Each thread has a topicThe discussions of rankings threads is usually labeled as suchIf you don't like such threads why open them?Why complain about them?What is lamer - threads discussing rankings or threads complaining about those who start threads about rankingsWhy is something that is worthy of being a part of the FBG package but not worth discussing?Why not just participate in the threads you feel worth while and ignore the ones you don't

I bet you're a hit at parties...yikes.

 

[1rebmun]

Well said

 

[grabnmcbutt]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

 

[grabnmcbutt]

The essence of ranking players is a comparisonThe 250 forward list is a ranking of sorts for the rest of the seasonThe purpose of a forum is discussionWould it not be normal for a comparison of players to generate discussion?Each thread has a topicThe discussions of rankings threads is usually labeled as suchIf you don't like such threads why open them?Why complain about them?What is lamer - threads discussing rankings or threads complaining about those who start threads about rankingsWhy is something that is worthy of being a part of the FBG package but not worth discussing?Why not just participate in the threads you feel worth while and ignore the ones you don't

I bet you're a hit at parties...yikes.

oh yea right... i guess the acceptable response here would be... hey it was just a joke!

 

[Da Guru]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies! What is incorrect about that statment?

that is what lead to my parody post.

Are you a accountant by any chance?

 

[grabnmcbutt]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

 

[Kitrick Taylor]

Quality entertainment. But does this mean LJ is going to play next week?

 

[KyleBasa]

 

[Da Guru]

Quality entertainment. But does this mean LJ is going to play next week?

I think so..

 

[SuperJohn96]

Humour belongs in the FFA.

The Shark Pool is not for fun and games.

 

[mdog1967]

Quality entertainment. But does this mean LJ is going to play next week?

I think so..

Seems like your trying to disguise some not so subtle butt kissing, Dodd and the rest of the staff over yonder are going to need a towel to wipe all that stuff you sprayed off their bumm.

 

[cubbie5150]

This is all just a ploy to motivate.........

 

[Smizzy]

Awesome!! Well done.

 

[Raider Nation]

You are completely full of BS!!! It's like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… "ahhh I was just joking"

Last week you started a thread call

"Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?"

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

Go rent this tomorrow, then come back and apologize for being Un-American.YW

 

[Penguin]

You are completely full of BS!!! It's like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… "ahhh I was just joking"

Last week you started a thread call

"Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?"

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

Go rent this tomorrow, then come back and apologize for being Un-American.YW

 

[Silver & Black]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

Good grief. Dude, you should have taken your own advice and not read, responded or opened this thread if you had nothing postive to say.Great OP. Obviously, this lad never saw the movie. Egads.

 

[grabnmcbutt]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

Good grief. Dude, you should have taken your own advice and not read, responded or opened this thread if you had nothing postive to say.Great OP. Obviously, this lad never saw the movie. Egads.

Good grief. Dude, the original post was about discussions on rankings and I like discussions on rankings so I participated and responded. What the heck does "you had nothing postive to say" mean - I disagreed with the OP and I stated my opinion, just because it's different than yours does not make it negative. Actually what seems negative to me is to start a thread on a topic that you don't think should be discussed. I don't give a crap about a movie that came out 15 years ago and if the OP was simply a joke or parady from that movie then it never should have been posted in the shark pool.Rankings/projections/the 250 forward list are popular aspects of this site, the football guys take significant time to put them together, what's the problem in discussing them?

In fact I think good old Nicholson said it best...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Jack Nicholson

 

[bicycle_seat_sniffer]

Humour belongs in the FFA.The Shark Pool is not for fun and games.

LOLlink to last funny post in the FFA? TIA

 

[Silver & Black]

You are completely full of BS!!! It’s like the little kid cutting down somebody and when they are called on it they say… “ahhh I was just joking”

Last week you started a thread call

“Why do people get bent out of shape about rankings?, And the 250 going foward?”

The following quotes from you on discussion regarding rankings ect

Every week in the Shark Pool there always are a number of threads complaining about where a player is ranked. These ranking are only a "guide" not gospel.

Where were Colston and Brees ranked last week? Get the picture?

The key is do your homework "And know the area a player should be ranked" I am sure the rankings here would be pretty close in most cases, and maybe not so close in others

If you have him on your team and you are not happy..don`t play him, if you don`t have him on your team who gives a rats ### where he is ranked!!

I have Drew Brees, I have played him all year..if he is ranked #1 I played him, when he was ranked #16 I played him. I could care less where he is ranked on a given week.

FF projections are a futures market, if you can be right predicting what players are going to do for a full season you also should be buying and selling pork bellies!

You are correct.....that is what lead to my parody post.Are you a accountant by any chance?

So your joke had a point... I recognized your point and responded by disagreeing with your point to which you said.. hey it was just a joke but not really a joke but a parody... If your joke had a point and you took the time to post in a discussion forum were you not looking for discussions and viewpoints on your point? Why post it if you didn't want to discuss it?? I happend to disagree with your point and posted my response. What's the problem??

Good grief. Dude, you should have taken your own advice and not read, responded or opened this thread if you had nothing postive to say.Great OP. Obviously, this lad never saw the movie. Egads.

Good grief. Dude, the original post was about discussions on rankings and I like discussions on rankings so I participated and responded. What the heck does "you had nothing postive to say" mean - I disagreed with the OP and I stated my opinion, just because it's different than yours does not make it negative. Actually what seems negative to me is to start a thread on a topic that you don't think should be discussed. I don't give a crap about a movie that came out 15 years ago and if the OP was simply a joke or parady from that movie then it never should have been posted in the shark pool.Rankings/projections/the 250 forward list are popular aspects of this site, the football guys take significant time to put them together, what's the problem in discussing them?

In fact I think good old Nicholson said it best...

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

Jack Nicholson

I interpreted the OP as a fun and entertaining poke at the staff about the rankings and 250 forward list. I thought it was humerous and I actually chuckled when I read it. For you to get this worked up about it is....well, lets just say I don't get it. Life is too short man. I think you need to relax a bit. I don't think the OP was looking for a debate about McNabb's ranking last week. But hey, what the heck do I know, I still believe Alexander is going to turn it around.Anyway, God bless you brother and peace be with you.

 

[Sputnikv8]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

 

[Kuz]

You want the truth about rankings? You can`t handle the truth!

Son, we play in leagues that need rankings

Who's gonna do it? You..Henry? You Borbely ?

Dodds has more responsibility than you can even fathom.

You weep because McNabb is ranked so high and you curse Dodds.

You don't know what I know..those rankings saves customers!!

And my existence while grotesque to you, sells subscriptions!

But deep down, there are topics you don`t talk about at Sports Bars..

You want me doing rankings..You need me doing rankings!

We use words like 250 Forward, PPR, and yardage

They're the backbone of our ranking system . You use them as a punchline to get a laugh in the Shark Pool!

I haven't the time nor inclination to explain my rankings to you

To a man who needs my rankings

but then questions the way I rank players...

Better just to thank me.

Or open a website and rank your own..

"Did you or did you not rank Donovan McNabb #6 this week?"

YOUR GD RIGHT I DID!!!!

Good stuff....

 

[thehornet]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

Son, we live in a place that has rankings. And those rankings have to be protected.

 

[Silver & Black]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

Son, we live in a place that has rankings. And those rankings have to be protected.

My jurisdiction is pretty much "in your face." :reported:

 

[Da Guru]

OMG..It was a freaking joke!!

The only reason I did it is because you have at least 10 threads a week questioning the staffs rankings. Why is one guy ranked so high..why is this guy ranked so low.

If you did a little homework, looked at the schedules, looked at injuries to key players you would probably realize why certain players move up and down.

For the one guy who got bent out of shape I realized he probably did not see the movie.

Anyway..enjoy!!

PS Why is McNabb ranked so high this week??

 

[Saints-Man]

 

[thehornet]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

Son, we live in a place that has rankings. And those rankings have to be protected.

My jurisdiction is pretty much "in your face." :reported:

does that mean you reported me? Dude, you gotta lighten up. The OP did this for comic relief and we all think it's hysterical. Go away if you are going to ruin everyone's fun!

 

[Silver & Black]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

Son, we live in a place that has rankings. And those rankings have to be protected.

My jurisdiction is pretty much "in your face." :reported:

does that mean you reported me? Dude, you gotta lighten up. The OP did this for comic relief and we all think it's hysterical. Go away if you are going to ruin everyone's fun!

Easy, I was all about having fun bro. That was the irony of my joke. I said :reported: with the eye roll to be cute. Plus, the line I quoted was also from the movie. Remember?Dude, I don't think I can get any lighter. Sheesh.

And no, I didn't report you, I was being tongue in cheek.

 

[thehornet]

Oh the irony of this place. Posts started with full intent on discussing injuries, player news and debates turn into newbs trying to "outwit" each other with funny one-liners. Then, this truly funny parody about the site turns into a heated debate.

What has happened to this place?

Son, we live in a place that has rankings. And those rankings have to be protected.

My jurisdiction is pretty much "in your face." :reported:

does that mean you reported me? Dude, you gotta lighten up. The OP did this for comic relief and we all think it's hysterical. Go away if you are going to ruin everyone's fun!

Easy, I was all about having fun bro. That was the irony of my joke. I said :reported: with the eye roll to be cute. Plus, the line I quoted was also from the movie. Remember?Dude, I don't think I can get any lighter. Sheesh.

And no, I didn't report you, I was being tongue in cheek.

Haahaa! No worries man. but I'm still shocked you dont find this funny regardless if you are a supporter or opponent of the rankings.

 

[Moldy Potato]

Did some people REALLY not pick up on the reference?

Wow...

I've never even seen the movie! But I picked up on it immediately!

Sheesh, some people...

 

[greenline]

rankings*

 

[Tanner9919]

You want the truth about rankings? You can`t handle the truth!

Son, we play in leagues that need rankings

Who's gonna do it? You..Henry? You Borbely ?

Dodds has more responsibility than you can even fathom.

You weep because McNabb is ranked so high and you curse Dodds.

You don't know what I know..those rankings saves customers!!

And my existence while grotesque to you, sells subscriptions!

But deep down, there are topics you don`t talk about at Sports Bars..

You want me doing rankings..You need me doing rankings!

We use words like 250 Forward, PPR, and yardage

They're the backbone of our ranking system . You use them as a punchline to get a laugh in the Shark Pool!

I haven't the time nor inclination to explain my rankings to you

To a man who needs my rankings

but then questions the way I rank players...

Better just to thank me.

Or open a website and rank your own..

"Did you or did you not rank Donovan McNabb #6 this week?"

YOUR GD RIGHT I DID!!!!

huh?don't quit your day job, your comedic talents are non-existent

 

[The Redbeard]

For anyone who hasn't seen the movie and wants to be let in on the joke - from the screenplay by Aaron Sorkin.

JESSEP

(continuing)

Son, we live in a world that has walls.

And those walls have to be guarded by men

with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You,

Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater

responsibility than you can possibly

fathom. You weep for Santiago and you

curse the marines. You have that luxury.

You have the luxury of not knowing what I

know: That Santiago's death, while tragic,

probably saved lives. And my existence,

while grotesque and incomprehensible to

you, saves lives. You don't want the truth. Because deep

down, in places you don't talk about at

parties, you want me on that wall. You me

there

(boasting)

We use words like honor, code,

loyalty...we use these words as the

backbone to a life spent defending

something. You use 'em as a punchline.

(beat)

I have neither the time nor the

inclination to explain myself to a man who

rises and sleeps under the blanket of the

very freedom I provide, then questions the

manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer

you just said thank you and went on your

way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a

weapon and stand a post. Either way, I

don't give a damn what you think you're

entitled to.

KAFFEE

(quietly)

Did you order the code red?

JESSEP

(beat)

I did the job you sent me to do.

KAFFEE

Did you order the code red?

JESSEP

(pause)

You're ####### right I did.

 

[chris1969]

Stop picking on Da Guru!

What's up with the Shark Pool?

They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smoke filled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they trashed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.

 

[Brewzers]

Stop picking on Da Guru!What's up with the Shark Pool?They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smoke filled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they trashed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.

So Santiago = Cedric Benson?

 

[thatguythere]

Stop picking on Da Guru!What's up with the Shark Pool?They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smoke filled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they trashed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.

So Santiago = Cedric Benson?

This thread is

 

[Da Guru]

Stop picking on Da Guru!What's up with the Shark Pool?They beat up on a weakling, and that's all they did. The rest is just smoke filled coffee-house crap. They tortured and tormented a weaker kid. They didn't like him. So, they trashed him. And why? Because he couldn't run very fast.

So Santiago = Cedric Benson?

 

[Da Guru]

You want the truth about rankings? You can`t handle the truth!

Son, we play in leagues that need rankings

Who's gonna do it? You..Henry? You Borbely ?

Dodds has more responsibility than you can even fathom.

You weep because McNabb is ranked so high and you curse Dodds.

You don't know what I know..those rankings saves customers!!

And my existence while grotesque to you, sells subscriptions!

But deep down, there are topics you don`t talk about at Sports Bars..

You want me doing rankings..You need me doing rankings!

We use words like 250 Forward, PPR, and yardage

They're the backbone of our ranking system . You use them as a punchline to get a laugh in the Shark Pool!

I haven't the time nor inclination to explain my rankings to you

To a man who needs my rankings

but then questions the way I rank players...

Better just to thank me.

Or open a website and rank your own..

"Did you or did you not rank Donovan McNabb #6 this week?"

YOUR GD RIGHT I DID!!!!

huh?don't quit your day job, your comedic talents are non-existent

Another bean counter...

 

[phthalatemagic]

Da Guru - I'm a FBG. Is there no book. No pamphlet or manual, no regulation or set of written orders or instructions that lets me know that, as a FBG, one of my duties is to question the rankings?

 

[HULLOBUDMAN]

Everyday I spend on here I become more and more amazed at how many people take this freaking message board so seriously. Somedays I think I'm the only one reading that ever gets laid. Good effort Guru. Don't let 'em get you down.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Um, wow. Can't say I've ever seen anything like this at FBG before. Wow.

 

[Da Guru]

Da Guru - I'm a FBG. Is there no book. No pamphlet or manual, no regulation or set of written orders or instructions that lets me know that, as a FBG, one of my duties is to question the rankings?

Of course you do.Do you know what "parody" means. With the constant bombardment of question here I thought I would "try" to lighten things up a bit.

Most of the people smelled what I was cooking..