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I literally use my ex-girlfriend's old 1-liter disposable evian bottle for water every single day. After several months, I just get another from her.

Granted, I don't take hot or cold drinks to work, so I don't require insulation. But even if someone does bring a hot or cold drink ... exactly how long does it take you to drink such that there is a risk of it losing its temperature?

You're getting used water disposable water bottles from your ex-girlfriend? Like, you're going through her recycling?
🤣 No, haha, I ask her to save me an empty, because i don't purchase any bottled water myself. I get way cooler stuff out of her recycling.
To be honest I'm more interested in this situation than "Travel Mug Talk".
You have your ex saving used Evian water bottles for you? Did you break up with her? If so, I'd be afraid she might be putting something in these bottles before she gives them to you.
Haha. It was kind of a mutual thing, but I suppose I broke up with her. But due to my own problems, not hers. She lives two buildings down now. We are friends. I could have just said "friend" originally, but I think specifying ex-girlfriend adds a lot of comedic value to the statement.

She drinks evian, I drink tap water, I like to have something light with a lid to take to work ... but prefer not to buy a bottle for $5, let alone $50.
 
brohans i use a mug for a company that doesnt exist because it was bought by another company and that company that bought it has been bought two more times so me i am keeping it real with a 1980's ceramic coffee mug it does jack crap doesnt keep anything hot doesnt keep anything cold and is ugly as hell and doenst hold much it may be the worst mug on the planet and in fact now that i am looking at it apparently it was made by no one because it literally has no manufacturer data on it probably because whoever did make it was embarassed about how crappy it is so boom take that to the bank brochachos
 
I literally use my ex-girlfriend's old 1-liter disposable evian bottle for water every single day. After several months, I just get another from her.

Granted, I don't take hot or cold drinks to work, so I don't require insulation. But even if someone does bring a hot or cold drink ... exactly how long does it take you to drink such that there is a risk of it losing its temperature?

You're getting used water disposable water bottles from your ex-girlfriend? Like, you're going through her recycling?
🤣 No, haha, I ask her to save me an empty, because i don't purchase any bottled water myself. I get way cooler stuff out of her recycling.
To be honest I'm more interested in this situation than "Travel Mug Talk".
You have your ex saving used Evian water bottles for you? Did you break up with her? If so, I'd be afraid she might be putting something in these bottles before she gives them to you.
Haha. It was kind of a mutual thing, but I suppose I broke up with her. But due to my own problems, not hers. She lives two buildings down now. We are friends. I could have just said "friend" originally, but I think specifying ex-girlfriend adds a lot of comedic value to the statement.

She drinks evian, I drink tap water, I like to have something light with a lid to take to work ... but prefer not to buy a bottle for $5, let alone $50.

Are you putting that bottle in the dishwasher periodically?
 
Must be why my wife couldn't buy one.


 
Must be why my wife couldn't buy one.


You have to love parents that teach their kids to be so responsible with money.
 
brohans i use a mug for a company that doesnt exist because it was bought by another company and that company that bought it has been bought two more times so me i am keeping it real with a 1980's ceramic coffee mug it does jack crap doesnt keep anything hot doesnt keep anything cold and is ugly as hell and doenst hold much it may be the worst mug on the planet and in fact now that i am looking at it apparently it was made by no one because it literally has no manufacturer data on it probably because whoever did make it was embarassed about how crappy it is so boom take that to the bank brochachos
This is the complete opposite of a humble brag.
 
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