there's a huge storm on uranus (1 Viewer)

[Scoresman]

scientists are really getting excited about uranus right now.

scientists cant remember the last time uranus had this much activity.

scientists have been using large telescopes to probe uranus.

scientists believe that the activity on uranus has been caused by rising gases.

uranus

 

[Henry Ford]

I think the ring around uranus is getting darker.

 

[Henry Ford]

Maybe I just haven't really looked at uranus in a long time.

 

[trogg78]

Maybe it's time to give Uranus a new name.

 

[Henry Ford]

looks like uranus is really getting pounded.

 

[Fariq]

Uranus is a stinky place.

 

[jamny]

Maybe it's time to give Uranus a new name.

Urectum?

***stolen from another thread

 

[Scoresman]

what's bigger? uranus or kim kardashian's?

 

[Don Quixote]

Maybe it's time to give Uranus a new name.

Urectum?

***stolen from another thread

Stolen from Futurama.

 

[Vike Me]

#### uranus.

 

[jamny]

Maybe it's time to give Uranus a new name.

Urectum?***stolen from another thread

Stolen from Futurama.

Nah, it was a quote from futurama.

 

[tom22406]

a real ####storm is what I'm hearing

 

[Das Boot]

Could maybe be due to dark matter.

 

[Wayne Kenof]

Uranus is a methadone lab

 

[Drifter]

I saw Uranus up close once in college. Up until that point I had never really even thought that seeing Uranus was in the cards. Seeing Uranus was really an amazing experience and I remember thinking that it looked close enough to touch. I thought about what touching Uranus would be like. Cold, sure. But would Uranus be wet? The idea of floating frozen gas around Uranus intrigued me as well. If I put my tongue just above Uranus would it freeze to it? Would my tongue be stuck to Uranus? Would I care? Because, quite frankly, being the first man to put his tongue on Uranus would really be a historic moment. People would always praise me for being the first to get to Uranus. To penetrate Uranus' mysteries. To delve deeper and farther into Uranus' alluring depths than any man; no, farther than any person had ever reached into Uranus. I dream of Uranus almost every night. Sometimes, I have to catch myself from staring at your Uranus and drifting off into wishful waking sleep. In fact, right now, I'm going to close my eyes and think about Uranus and how someday I'll be able to... to... #### you right in the GD ### until you scream!

 

[Insein]

Used in the comet thread this week but relevant here.

FRY: This is a great, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Heh heh.

LEELA: I don't get it.

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.

FRY: Oh. What's it called now?

PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Urectum.

 

[squidrope]

Not my ######.

 

[flapgreen]

Uranus is on fire right now

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I think the ring around uranus is getting darker.

Uranus needs bleaching.