They are remaking Road House (1 Viewer)

[Baloney Sandwich]

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

 

[mquinnjr]

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

Travesty, leave this alone!

 

[James Daulton]

I approve of this.

 

[snogger]

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'll only see it if they cast John Doe again.

 

[Mr. Chumley]

Roadhouse is one of those movies that I always have to watch watch when I come across it while channel surfing.

 

[kentric]

Starring Peter Griffon?

 

[Wrigley]

Good, the first one sucked

 

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Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

 

[belljr]

I want the same exact dialogue before I sign off on this

 

[NCCommish]

Travishamockery.

 

[drummer]

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Back in the day a lot of us thought Swayze was a little homoish.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Back in the day a lot of us thought Swayze was a little homoish.

He goes through the fight scenes like they're dance numbers.

 

[Parmcat]

I hope Sam Elliot is recast

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Back in the day a lot of us thought Swayze was a little homoish.

He goes through the fight scenes like they're dance numbers.

That and the whole dying of AIDS thing.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Back in the day a lot of us thought Swayze was a little homoish.

He goes through the fight scenes like they're dance numbers.

Apparently he also had a threesome with Kelly Lynch and The Rock, though I don't remember that part.

I'm sure The Rock will be in this version, too, though.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Back in the day a lot of us thought Swayze was a little homoish.

He goes through the fight scenes like they're dance numbers.

That and the whole dying of AIDS thing.

And the ####sucking.

 

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Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

Might be the best shtick ever.

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

The casting of Dalton is going to be darn near impossible.

 

[Porkchop Express]

This pain will hurt.

 

[belljr]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

i used to #### guys like him in prison

 

[Clifford]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Channing Tatum. Book it.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Prob will cast some homo like Zac Effron

Channing Tatum. Book it.

Either him of DJ Qualls.

 

[Brony]

The idea of a stuffed polar bear falling on someone might seem a little far fetched nowadays.

Besides, Brad Wesley is the character that can't be replaced. It would be like Star Wars with a different Chewbacca

 

[Snotbubbles]

I thought this thread would be bigger.

 

[Sarnoff]

Starring Peter Griffon?

Get off my plane!

 

[James Daulton]

Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee, and he'll drop like a stone.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Starring Peter Griffon?

Get off my plane!

Roadhouse?

 

[Psychopav]

Those Hollywood bastards have gone too far this time. TOO FAR! > :(

 

[James Daulton]

Don't back baby into a corner.

 

[eoMMan]

Justin Bieber?

 

[Somebody]

Is nothing sacred?

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/93533/the-road-house-remake-seems-to-have-a-director-are-we-really-going-to-do-this

I do like the link to an old article about Bill Murray and his brothers calling up Kelly Lynch's husband every time the scene where Patrick Swazye nails her against the rocks comes on TV.

http://www.grantland.com/blog/hollywood-prospectus/post/_/id/59908/bill-murray-likes-to-call-kelly-lynchs-husband-every-time-he-sees-patrick-swayze-having-sex-with-her-in-road-house

 

[bro1ncos]

Roadhouse is one of those movies that I always have to watch watch when I come across it while channel surfing.

This

 

[elguapo07]

Dalton - Mark Wahlberg

Wade Garret - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Elizabeth "Doc" Clay - Katherine Heigl

Brad Wesley - Gary Busey

Jeff Healey - David Gray

 

[Bob Sacamano]

He's just making up names, like Tanner, right?

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

The more I think about it I believe Tom Cruise has to play Dalton.

 

[Sabertooth]

I watched a show once with all the pop up and trivia that basically said this is just a modern day western. It had themes and everything. Like "attack by ally" and stuff like that. Here I thought the didn't really put much thought into the thing. The dismissal of murders in the movie alone is hilarious. Off the top of my head I can think of like 5 or 6 first degree murders.

That said this and Heartbreak Ridge are all time classics.

 

[Sabertooth]

Jack Black could play Dalton.

 

[Jaysus]

I hope the bad guys are north korean in this one too!

 

[McGarnicle]

Worth going back to watch the original? I've never seen it. BTW, I hate any depiction of a man dancing really well as a plot device.

 

[NCCommish]

Worth going back to watch the original? I've never seen it. BTW, I hate any depiction of a man dancing really well as a plot device.

It's a camp classic so sure it's worth going back to watch. I don't recall much dancing.

 

[bushdocda]

This feels like a Jonah Hill joint to me.

 

[James Daulton]

Be nice.

 

[Charlie Steiner]

Dalton - Mark Wahlberg

Wade Garret - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Elizabeth "Doc" Clay - Katherine Heigl

Brad Wesley - Gary Busey Sam Elliott

Jeff Healey - David Gray

The guy that owned the Double Deuce is still alive so he can have his old part back.

Busey can be the guy that rents the farmhouse to Dalton.

 

[bryhamm]

Dalton - Mark Wahlberg

Wade Garret - Stone Cold Steve Austin

Elizabeth "Doc" Clay - Katherine Heigl

Brad Wesley - Gary Busey

Jeff Healey - David Gray

Dalton - Timothy Olyphant

Wade Garret - Bruce Willis

Elizabeth "Doc" Clay - Brooklyn Decker

Brad Wesley - Tim Roth

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I hope the bad guys are north korean in this one too!

Loadhouse?

No, that would be an entirely different genre altogether.

 

[Tom Skerritt]

http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/news/rob-cohen-road-house-remake.php

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

I was searching online to see if there was news on casting when googled came up with links for Road House 2 which was made in 2006. I had no idea they made a sequel , apparently it was around Dalton's son.

 

[Psychopav]

I was searching online to see if there was news on casting when googled came up with links for Road House 2 which was made in 2006. I had no idea they made a sequel , apparently it was around Dalton's son.

Great flick. The subtitle, as I recall, was Electric Boogaloo.