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The comments/questions section on this one is awesome. :lmao:

Q. If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

A. No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

Q. Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?

A. No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.

 
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The comments/questions section on this one is awesome. :lmao:

Q. If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

A. No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

Q. Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?

A. No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.
Nice.

 
Everyone should buy this for SOMEONE as a gift this year and report back the results.

I predict a 100% "like" rate, while at the same time a 100% "gift to never actually be used" rate.

edit.......I posted that before I even read the item description and phrase "Ghetto Gourmet". Holy awesome

 
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The comments/questions section on this one is awesome. :lmao:

Q. If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

A. No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

Q. Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?

A. No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.
Nice.
:lmao: "purchased this along with 4 turtles and a rat. 18 years of karate lessons later, I finally feel safe leaving myhouse at night."

 
Everyone should buy this for SOMEONE as a gift this year and report back the results.

I predict a 100% "like" rate, while at the same time a 100% "gift to never actually be used" rate.

edit.......I posted that before I even read the item description and phrase "Ghetto Gourmet". Holy awesome
Did you look inside at the chapter titles? :thumbup:

 
Bucky86 said:
dschuler said:
ZenMaster said:
dschuler said:
The comments/questions section on this one is awesome. :lmao:

Q. If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

A. No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

Q. Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?

A. No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.
Nice.
:lmao: "purchased this along with 4 turtles and a rat. 18 years of karate lessons later, I finally feel safe leaving myhouse at night."
:)

 
Bucky86 said:
dschuler said:
ZenMaster said:
dschuler said:
The comments/questions section on this one is awesome. :lmao:

Q. If I opt for air mail does it get delivered by Amazone Prime Air or CIA drones?

A. No sir, just give us your coordinate and we will deliver it via intercontinental missile in less than an hour, guaranteed speed.

Q. Will this take me back to the future in my DeLorean?

A. No. Your DeLorean uses a standard GE General Purpose Waste Disposal FUSION Reactor. U238 is not a fusible material, and thus will just clog up the intake, rendering your reactor useless. I recommend ordinary H20 for the reactor, and place the canister of U238 in your pocket, where it will best serve the interests of the human race by improving the gene pool.
Nice.
:lmao: "purchased this along with 4 turtles and a rat. 18 years of karate lessons later, I finally feel safe leaving myhouse at night."
"This is NOT, repeat, NOT a woman from the Ukraine. Very disappointed but can only blame myself. Please read description when sober"

 

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