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Things that YOU do in your house that annoy others. (1 Viewer)

I'm starting to lose my hearing.  I've said "what?" so many times that I now say it even when I hear them clearly.  They hate repeating things.

 
Fart...i'm sure i fart more freely than most people. 

It takes me forever to complete a house project and  I usually leave about the last 10% of it undone—that last piece of moulding, the door unpainted, etc. 

I'm a pretty ####ty landscaping guy, I cant grow #### in my yard. this even pisses me off b/c my father's lawn and shrubs were always flawless.

I hate watching TV...my wife can watch TV shows for hours and it kills me. 

Plus I overall hate being home. I work so much that when i have time off, I need to be doing something outside the house. My wife hates it b/c she is a total homebody and her perfect day is lounging around in her PJs. 

Shoes...yea I drop them where I'm sitting, deal with it. 

 
This is great.  I just asked my wife what I do that annoys her.  After some pondering, she says, "I don't like when you reorganize the stuff in the dishwasher like I'm a child or something."  

I'm thinking to myself, "well, then don't load the dishwasher like a child."  

 
I am the loudest cereal eater on the planet. Not sure why, but I am constantly reminded of this by the rest of my family.

 
Captain Cranks said:
This is great.  I just asked my wife what I do that annoys her.  After some pondering, she says, "I don't like when you reorganize the stuff in the dishwasher like I'm a child or something."  

I'm thinking to myself, "well, then don't load the dishwasher like a child."  
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I do this... don't think she's caught on yet, thankfully. 

Nudity. Farting. Soccer on tv all weekend. But mostly forgetting whatever important info the wife relayed to me a minute ago.

 
While eating my breakfast and reading something I will quietly mumble "Hmm".  Here's an example from this morning

Her: "What?" 

Me: "What?"

Her: "You went 'hmm.  What are you hmming?"

Me: "Dalvin Cook is working really hard in his rehab from an ACL tear."

Her: "Whatever!" and she stomps off.

Me: "You asked!"

I also don't wash and dry clothes perfectly (i.e. the way she wants it done).

 
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I have a really hard time throwing stuff away.  My closet is filled with shirts and hats I haven't worn for over 5 years.  

 
Drink too much.  I probably have a couple of beers a couple of times a week and my kids are always telling me I have a problem and I need to get some help.

 
Mumble.  Usually I'm just talking to myself anyway.

Buy groceries without checking to see if we already have more in the pantry or second fridge.  We may or may not currently have 4 ketchups in the house.  And I don't even eat ketchup.

Otherwise I'm awesome.  

 
Listen to everything too loud with little regard for others. That’s the main on but I’m sure my wife could give me several hundred more. 

 
El Floppo said:
I do this... don't think she's caught on yet, thankfully. 

Nudity. Farting. Soccer on tv all weekend. But mostly forgetting whatever important info the wife relayed to me a minute ago.
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Yeah I’m bad about paying attention to conversations at home 

 
Lock the doors. All the time. It's just an instinctual thing. Like breathing. Even if I know someone is arriving in a couple of minutes, if I see an unlocked door as I pass by without thinking I lock it.

 
Eat all the leftovers 

(they never get eaten though - leftovers will sit until no longer good. But if I finish something off? Oh it’s “did you eat all of the leftover ____?!?”)

 
Turn off the WiFi to get kids attention.  Works amazingly well.  Highly recommend Google Wifi.  A push of the button on my phone...chores instantly done.  Twins 14 yr old girls.

 
Ray Barboni said:
Eat all the leftovers 

(they never get eaten though - leftovers will sit until no longer good. But if I finish something off? Oh it’s “did you eat all of the leftover ____?!?”)
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You too? :hifive:

If I don't eat it, it gets moldy and thrown away 3 weeks later. If I do eat it? "I can't believe you ate that without asking me!" 

 
I leave cabinets and drawers open.

i drink too many Coors Lights a week—I am never ever drunk. Wife just hates the money spent 

 
I’m usually masturbating in my spare time and that tends to annoy some of my family members when we are supposed to be having “family time.” ?

 
I'm the one that leaves the lights on. Wife fusses and often shuts the lights off in a room I'm either in or about to be right back in. 

Also, I'm very bad about leaving stuff on the counters. Especially, beer bottles and caps. I get home from work, I feed the dogs, open an IPA, pour into glass, and just leave bottle and cap on the counter. Drives her nuts. I will throw them out, but rarely before she does it while fussing at me. 

 
ShamrockPride said:
Lock the doors. All the time. It's just an instinctual thing. Like breathing. Even if I know someone is arriving in a couple of minutes, if I see an unlocked door as I pass by without thinking I lock it.
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Hmm. I don't even have a key for our house. I don't believe we have ever locked the doors. I guess one of those things you might do living in a small town in Wisconsin.

 
1 - walk in the door

2 - not be a pushover

3 - not agree 100000000000000000000000% with whatever i'm told i should agree with

4 - not disagree 1000000000000000000000% with whatever i'm told i should disagree with

 
I fill the sink with dirty dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.. drives her nuts..

She rinses everything off immediately and puts it in the dishwasher, then when it's full, (stuffed and overfull with her) she starts it, and then wonders why the dishes all didn't get clean.  I'll fill the sink and when that's full, I'll load the dishwasher (to the proper capacity) and start it and everything comes out clean.

 
Leave water in bowls or pans inside the sink.

My theory is things like cereal, soup, pasta etc... I like to leave water inside to allow it to break up so it's easier to then clean. 

She hates that there is water being stagnant. 

 
Mrs. Rannous said:
Why?  That's what they're for.
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She thinks I am tracking in germs or something.  When I start walking on the counters and tables, she would have a case.  Until then, I’m still going to wear them.  

 
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