Things that YOU do in your house that annoy others. (1 Viewer)

[Zegras11]

She thinks I am tracking in germs or something.  When I start walking on the counters and tables, she would have a case.  Until then, I’m still going to wear them.  

you actually are.  Saw an article on it yesterday.  The article was 

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

you actually are.  Saw an article on it yesterday.  The article was 

I get that, but I don't lick the floors.  So what difference does it make?

 

[Steeler]

I'm starting to lose my hearing.  I've said "what?" so many times that I now say it even when I hear them clearly.  They hate repeating things.

Yeah I’m bad about paying attention to conversations at home 

These things are related (at least for me).  My beautiful wife is the quintessential Seinfeld low-talker.  I say "what?" to her at least 75% of the time and 90% of her responses are at the same volume as the first attempt at communication with me.  If I couldn't hear you clearly the first time why not speak up???  Most times if I don't here the second attempt I'll just say "OK" and move on.

 

[Ilov80s]

These things are related (at least for me).  My beautiful wife is the quintessential Seinfeld low-talker.  I say "what?" to her at least 75% of the time and 90% of her responses are at the same volume as the first attempt at communication with me.  If I couldn't hear you clearly the first time why not speak up???  Most times if I don't here the second attempt I'll just say "OK" and move on.

Oh it's not a volume issue for me. It's a my wife is talking about her plans to meet her mom for brunch and I am thinking about football or something I saw on TV. 

 

[Osaurus]

Expect my wife to take an active interest in our finances.

 

[Wildcat]

you actually are.  Saw an article on it yesterday.  The article was 

I don’t doubt that I am.  But until I start eating off the floor, I’m not going to worry about it.  

 

[Hastur]

These things are related (at least for me).  My beautiful wife is the quintessential Seinfeld low-talker.  I say "what?" to her at least 75% of the time and 90% of her responses are at the same volume as the first attempt at communication with me.  If I couldn't hear you clearly the first time why not speak up???  Most times if I don't here the second attempt I'll just say "OK" and move on.

This. Every word. 

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

These things are related (at least for me).  My beautiful wife is the quintessential Seinfeld low-talker.  I say "what?" to her at least 75% of the time and 90% of her responses are at the same volume as the first attempt at communication with me.  If I couldn't hear you clearly the first time why not speak up???  Most times if I don't here the second attempt I'll just say "OK" and move on.

My mother was like this.  It was sort of funny when Dad went deaf.

 

[parasaurolophus]

I use an insane amount of paper towel

 

[ragincajun]

I do this... don't think she's caught on yet, thankfully. 

Nudity. Farting. Soccer on tv all weekend. But mostly forgetting whatever important info the wife relayed to me a minute ago.

Username check

 

[Tusken Raider]

I can fall asleep in under 3 minutes. Used to annoy the hell outta my ex wife. I never understood the hate.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

 Turn off the lights

 

[Mr.Pack]

Yeah I’m bad about paying attention to conversations at home 

I'm really good about looking right at her and nodding while she's talking and totally paying attention to the TV not hearing a word she says.

 

[playin4beer]

Hmm. I don't even have a key for our house. I don't believe we have ever locked the doors. I guess one of those things you might do living in a small town in Wisconsin.

Same... keys are all in my vehicles sitting in the driveway..  The only time we "semi" lock up is when we go on vacation. But we still have to leave the slider or a back door unlocked because we don't have a key for the front door lock.

 

[Ilov80s]

I'm really good about looking right at her and nodding while she's talking and totally paying attention to the TV not hearing a word she says.

Yeah, wow. That's cool. 

 

[tommyboy]

Not rinse my dishes. Leave my dishes on the counter. Leave clothes on the floor. Make that high pitched sound on my plate while cutting a steak, like nails on a chalkboard. Snore. Not listen. Not care. Walk around in underwear. Play drums. Listen to loud music.

 

[Ray Barboni]

Leave water in bowls or pans inside the sink.

My theory is things like cereal, soup, pasta etc... I like to leave water inside to allow it to break up so it's easier to then clean. 

She hates that there is water being stagnant. 

My theory is that you’re eating weird cereal and soup.

 

[comfortably numb]

My theory is that you’re eating weird cereal and soup.

Rice crispies get stuck to the bowl. When I make kale soup the small kale may be left on the side.

Once it hardens you have to scrap em off

 

[Mrs. Rannous]

Rice crispies get stuck to the bowl. When I make kale soup the small kale may be left on the side.

Once it hardens you have to scrap em off

Wow.  Rinse the bowl, dude.

 

[comfortably numb]

Wow.  Rinse the bowl, dude.

I do.

I just leave water in there to break up some of the grease or make sure nothing sticks.

She likes to rinse and then when I was the dishes I tend to find she miss-rinsed and then i have to scrub something off.

 

[Mr. Ected]

Drink too much.  I probably have a couple of beers a couple of times a week and my kids are always telling me I have a problem and I need to get some help.

My kids give my wife an issue when she has one!

I fill the sink with dirty dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.. drives her nuts..

She rinses everything off immediately and puts it in the dishwasher, then when it's full, (stuffed and overfull with her) she starts it, and then wonders why the dishes all didn't get clean.  I'll fill the sink and when that's full, I'll load the dishwasher (to the proper capacity) and start it and everything comes out clean.

Filling the dishwasher is a bit like Tetris. If you put things in their proper place, in their proper position, more will fit!

 

[E-Z Glider]

My girls finally set me up with a Snapchat account a few weeks back so we could keep in touch more. 

Pretty sure they're already regretting it.