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Things You Can Say About Your Car But Not Your Girlfriend (1 Viewer)

My son threw up all over her carpet last week.  Now I can't be inside her without smelling spoiled milk.

 
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Sometimes I like to try out a rental. The rental company is pretty shady though. The guy I deal with is basically an extra slimy used car salesmen in a feathered fedora. He's a real stickler about the mileage too and always checks to make sure I drop it off with the same fluids as when I picked it up. Still, nothing beats cruising in a different ride each month and never worrying about long term maintenance.

 
I bought two cars. One I ride all the time and the other I have locked in the garage. Once in a while I loan that one out

 

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