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[mquinnjr]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and every Christmas decoration plus my fully decorated Christmas tree is still up and I don't care, I have other things to do...like sleep.

 

[Tom Servo]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and every Christmas decoration plus my fully decorated Christmas tree is still up and I don't care, I have other things to do...like sleep.

 

[Wrigley]

Ironic that the Valentine's day massacre happened today

 

[McGarnicle]

Tomorrow is Valentine's Day and every Christmas decoration plus my fully decorated Christmas tree is still up and I don't care, I have other things to do...like sleep.

Not exactly Martha Stewart are ya there darlin'. Some of these are making me realize I don't have it so bad.

 

[tri-man 47]

The Most Liked post:

My DH just tweeted how awesome it's going to be to come home to a home-cooked meal today. I wonder where he's going, and if he'll bring me back a plate...

- See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/?orderby=like_count#sthash.k5VcZniy.dpuf

Also near the top:

Caught my husband masturbating...to a picture of ME! WINNING!!

- See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/2/?orderby=like_count#sthash.bhLFTNxx.dpuf

Our kind of gal!

 

[McGarnicle]

Caught my husband masturbating...to a picture of ME! WINNING!!

Yeah, and I just had to rescue a unicorn that fell into my pool.

 

[Apes with Guns]

Yeah...

I'm a SAHM and DH and everyone else thinks I do so much during the day, when in reality I park my ### in front of the TV until 30 minutes before he comes home, I do absolutely nothing all day

ok, i think they know FBG dudes are reading, and are now reverse mind-screwing this site.

too many secrets are being confirmed for this not to be an inside job.

 

[NajehHejan]

Yeah, for some reason, this hasn't come up on the FBG thread:

I have pooped on the toilet on several occasions while nursing my sleeping baby. I'd rather do that than deal with putting her down and risk waking her up. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/410496/#sthash.Bz2ItJNq.dpuf

That site is gold:

I have to smell the crotch of pants before I put them on bc if I've coughed or sneezed while wearing them, I've pissed myself. I gauge on level of stink from distance. If i can't smell it while I'm wearing it, it's a go. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/7/#sthash.42AsyVg3.dpuf

I hate being on top during sex. I feel like all my flab is flopping around. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/?orderby=me_too_count#sthash.OttAtDzb.dpuf

i like these ladies. they have moxy. they also admit to peeing in the pants, and you have to give at least half credit for that.

Agreed! Any other gems out there?

 

[NajehHejan]

Yeah...

I'm a SAHM and DH and everyone else thinks I do so much during the day, when in reality I park my ### in front of the TV until 30 minutes before he comes home, I do absolutely nothing all day

BS!!!

 

[belljr]

The Academy Awards. ..

 

[NajehHejan]

I spray the crotch of h's underwear and the underarms of his shirts with his cologne I bought him (that he never uses) he doesn't wear deodorant and eats onions almost daily. Smelling that cologne on him makes sex bearable -

See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/#sthash.e6vBz8Q1.dpuf