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[Gawain]

Where'd my husband go?

--By Mrs BlueOnion

 

[SacramentoBob]

Pinterest. Whatcha got?

 

[TheIronSheik]

Had a WTF? conversation with my husband

 

[Apes with Guns]

Sister told me I looked "nice" today - WTH did I do to deserve that? *tears*

 

[Henry Ford]

Ebay is super easy - I just place a bid and make my husband follow it and do the rest!

 

[TheIronSheik]

Lies about Versace

 

[Wrigley]

5 guys, burgers and fries

 

[Henry Ford]

I lied and told my boyfriend my dad's in the Canadian mafia: UPDATE: We broke up and Dad left burner phones at his place!

 

[Ketamine Dreams]

Do ###### and vajina rhyme?

-Well, do they?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Five Guys, what's tho most you've had?

 

[McGarnicle]

Best male teachers who raped female students of all time brackets

 

[NajehHejan]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

 

[Plorfu]

How many bags do you carry into work?

 

[belljr]

do you ever get that not so fresh feeling?

 

[Plorfu]

OK, let's stagger our signups over the next week so we don't arouse suspicion.

 

[-jb-]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

 

[Apes with Guns]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

i remember the one about curly hair. that did not end well.

 

[McGarnicle]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

Part of me feels like they're only human and parenthood can push people to the brink, and part of me feels like our culture is creating a bunch of lazy, entitled shallow idiots and I'm horrified that these people have children in their care.

 

[Otis]

Nub cancer

 

[Henry Ford]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

 

[Rove!]

lol

Guy in front of me in line at Subway paid for my sandwiches without me knowing. Was it because I was wearing yoga pants and no wedding ring, or because I haven't showered today and look homeless? - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/2/#sthash.9vx9l12u.dpuf

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

How many bags do you carry into work?

I am out of likes for the day.

So true. My female coworkers look like they are moving in to the office each morning.

 

[IvanKaramazov]

lol

Guy in front of me in line at Subway paid for my sandwiches without me knowing. Was it because I was wearing yoga pants and no wedding ring, or because I haven't showered today and look homeless? - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/2/#sthash.9vx9l12u.dpuf

It's got 24 likes already.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

Pretty epic find here. Well done.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I tell people I'm having a c-section because of what I went thru with my first baby but really it's because I have herpes... Not officially diagnosed by a doctor tho. Too scared.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

H wont give me oral sex. I am starting to wonder if my lady bits smell like sea world.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Convinced my H to pay for our son and I's plane ticket to "visit" my family back across the country. Truth is, I'm not planning on ever returning to him. So excited to leave.

-

oof

 

[Angry Beavers]

wow - 10 pages -catching up to do

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I let my 15 year old take a shit in the trunk of my daughters boyfriends car cuz he's a douchebag!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I let my 15 year old take a shit in the trunk of my daughters boyfriends car cuz he's a douchebag!

Florida. Guarantee it.

 

[L5UT1ger]

Someone likes to party:

I think every new baby "gift basket" that hospitals give to new moms should include a Rx for an 18y supply of Klonipin or Xanax, ear plugs, and a vibrator.

 

[Apes with Guns]

i like that you can "hug" people on their site.

 

[CBusAlex]

I let my 15 year old take a shit in the trunk of my daughters boyfriends car cuz he's a douchebag!

Florida. Guarantee it.

Wait, is this not commonplace in the upper 49?

 

[tonydead]

tldr, but, THE FBG Fashion Thread :style: has to be leading this pole.

 

[tri-man 47]

Yeah, for some reason, this hasn't come up on the FBG thread:

I have pooped on the toilet on several occasions while nursing my sleeping baby. I'd rather do that than deal with putting her down and risk waking her up. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/410496/#sthash.Bz2ItJNq.dpuf

That site is gold:

I have to smell the crotch of pants before I put them on bc if I've coughed or sneezed while wearing them, I've pissed myself. I gauge on level of stink from distance. If i can't smell it while I'm wearing it, it's a go. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/7/#sthash.42AsyVg3.dpuf

I hate being on top during sex. I feel like all my flab is flopping around. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/?orderby=me_too_count#sthash.OttAtDzb.dpuf

 

[joffer]

awesome

 

[belljr]

who posted the subway story

 

[Homer J Simpson]

who posted the subway story

What subway story?

 

[belljr]

who posted the subway story

What subway story?

nm just reread it. a few posts up, i thought it was an fbg call back to the guy who paid for Subway and ended up hooking up , fishing trip

 

[Apes with Guns]

Yeah, for some reason, this hasn't come up on the FBG thread:

I have pooped on the toilet on several occasions while nursing my sleeping baby. I'd rather do that than deal with putting her down and risk waking her up. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/410496/#sthash.Bz2ItJNq.dpuf

That site is gold:

I have to smell the crotch of pants before I put them on bc if I've coughed or sneezed while wearing them, I've pissed myself. I gauge on level of stink from distance. If i can't smell it while I'm wearing it, it's a go. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/7/#sthash.42AsyVg3.dpuf

I hate being on top during sex. I feel like all my flab is flopping around. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/?orderby=me_too_count#sthash.OttAtDzb.dpuf

i like these ladies. they have moxy. they also admit to peeing in the pants, and you have to give at least half credit for that.

 

[Sabertooth]

Valentine's Day - I'm not a prostitute!

 

[pollardsvision]

Yeah, for some reason, this hasn't come up on the FBG thread:

I have pooped on the toilet on several occasions while nursing my sleeping baby. I'd rather do that than deal with putting her down and risk waking her up. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/410496/#sthash.Bz2ItJNq.dpuf

That site is gold:

I have to smell the crotch of pants before I put them on bc if I've coughed or sneezed while wearing them, I've pissed myself. I gauge on level of stink from distance. If i can't smell it while I'm wearing it, it's a go. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/page/7/#sthash.42AsyVg3.dpuf

I hate being on top during sex. I feel like all my flab is flopping around. - See more at: http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/?orderby=me_too_count#sthash.OttAtDzb.dpuf

i like these ladies. they have moxy. they also admit to peeing in the pants, and you have to give at least half credit for that.

Yeah, I'm scared to do any in-depth exploration over there, but it seems like a good site. The lady folk need a place to commiserate about this whacky ####, and I'm sure it saves some husbands an earful when they get home.

 

[mquinnjr]

Is it pee?

 

[mquinnjr]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

Neither can I, must have been taken down. Typical, guys/ the internet stumble upon the treehouse, and it's closed immediately.

 

[Apes with Guns]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

Neither can I, must have been taken down. Typical, guys/ the internet stumble upon the treehouse, and it's closed immediately.

i have no problem accessing that. maybe because i'm a mom?

 

[Tom Servo]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

Neither can I, must have been taken down. Typical, guys/ the internet stumble upon the treehouse, and it's closed immediately.

i have no problem accessing that. maybe because i'm a mom?

Go on...

 

[Apes with Guns]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

Neither can I, must have been taken down. Typical, guys/ the internet stumble upon the treehouse, and it's closed immediately.

i have no problem accessing that. maybe because i'm a mom?

Go on...

on valentimes day? you cad!

 

[Tom Servo]

Just found out this joke site we are all having fun with actually exists.

www.scarymommy.com

Some of the confessions are pretty depressing. Complaining about their kids, venting that they wished their horny husbands would just leave them alone, etc.

Not sure how big it is but it's making some waves on Facebook.

The entries are too amazing to be real. I hope. Might be fun to jihad.

http://www.scarymommy.com/confessions/

I can't access it. Did it explode?

Neither can I, must have been taken down. Typical, guys/ the internet stumble upon the treehouse, and it's closed immediately.

i have no problem accessing that. maybe because i'm a mom?

Go on...

on valentimes day? you cad!

No problem; I'll wait until tomorrow...

 

[McGarnicle]

Yeah...

I'm a SAHM and DH and everyone else thinks I do so much during the day, when in reality I park my ### in front of the TV until 30 minutes before he comes home, I do absolutely nothing all day

 

[mquinnjr]

Made a huge shopping list for taxes. About a grand worth of meat. By god we'll never go hungry again!!