Top 5 Live draft Pet Peeves (1 Viewer)

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

42) The guy who insists on putting the stickers on the draft board with his penis.

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

 

[Oh Yes!]

42) The guy who insists on putting the stickers on the draft board with his penis.

is there any other way?

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

42) The guy who insists on putting the stickers on the draft board with his penis.

is there any other way?

Get with the times, gramps. It's the 21st century. We use FanDraft and a penis-operated projector.

 

[BallparkFrank]

The guy who lives to play fantasy football, is on the site constantly, makes 5.8 trade offers a day - and then for whatever reason plays dumb throughout the entire draft. I'm on to you - yeah you - you're fooling nobody!

 

[ponchsox]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

Where do you find these slobs and why are they in your league?

 

[shadyridr]

34) The guy who just sits in the corner, shooting up heroin the whole time. He smells like he hasn't bathed in a month and just keeps complaining that his teeth itch. And he's not even in the league! So annoying.

I hate that guy

 

[Ignoratio Elenchi]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

Where do you find these slobs and why are they in your league?

Unfortunately when you're running a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Insein]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

Where do you find these slobs and why are they in your league?

Unfortunately when you're running a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, beggars can't be choosers.

So IE is a Philo alias. Noted.

 

[ready5]

6) the guys who spends an hour on 5 things he hates about fantasy football drafts. No one is putting a gun to your head to join fantasy league. Seems like you don't like it at all why do you play?

lol?

 

[ponchsox]

The guy who wants a bunch of league rule changes then he doesn't even show up the next year.

 

[Daywalker]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

Where do you find these slobs and why are they in your league?

Unfortunately when you're running a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, beggars can't be choosers.

So IE is a Philo alias. Noted.

No, I think he is Dane Cook.

 

[Insein]

3) The guy who shows up with a crave case from White Castle and proceeds to eat them all himself since no one else wants to eat that #### and then halfway through the draft has explosive diarrhea all over the bathroom I just had renovated in June.

Where do you find these slobs and why are they in your league?

Unfortunately when you're running a $4,000 entry, Super-WCOFF, triple-reverse, double down, mirror league with a modified PPFDR base 8 scoring system, beggars can't be choosers.

So IE is a Philo alias. Noted.

No, I think he is Dane Cook.

No wonder I never found him funny.

 

[KentGraham10]

With the cheat sheet thing I actually just give them some website's rankings and hand it to him. Usually works too!

 

[Parrothead]

49) the guy who offers to bring beer and shows up 5 minutes before the draft with a case of WARM beer

 

[spodog]

We once had a guy in one of my leagues who was a former NCAA Div I athlete. He was about 18 months removed from graduation at this time. I won't mention the school because it doesn't matter, and it could have been one of many.

He promptly handed me a check for his entry fee. When I looked at the check, his name was not on the account. It was an account for some type of "athletic alumni association" from his school. I asked him about it, and he simply said the check was good.

We cashed it and the check cleard no issue.

Not really annoying, but a fun story I thought I'd stick in here.

 

[Hoss_Cartwright]

34) The guy who just sits in the corner, shooting up heroin the whole time. He smells like he hasn't bathed in a month and just keeps complaining that his teeth itch. And he's not even in the league! So annoying.

I hate that guy

He's probably more interesting than a bunch of FF nerds.

 

[AmosMoses]

34) The guy who just sits in the corner, shooting up heroin the whole time. He smells like he hasn't bathed in a month and just keeps complaining that his teeth itch. And he's not even in the league! So annoying.

You talking about the Finless guy?

 

[Parrothead]

We once had a guy in one of my leagues who was a former NCAA Div I athlete. He was about 18 months removed from graduation at this time. I won't mention the school because it doesn't matter, and it could have been one of many. He promptly handed me a check for his entry fee. When I looked at the check, his name was not on the account. It was an account for some type of "athletic alumni association" from his school. I asked him about it, and he simply said the check was good. We cashed it and the check cleard no issue. Not really annoying, but a fun story I thought I'd stick in here.

so, what is the weather forecast in Miami this weekend?

 

[AmosMoses]

We once had a guy in one of my leagues who was a former NCAA Div I athlete. He was about 18 months removed from graduation at this time. I won't mention the school because it doesn't matter, and it could have been one of many. He promptly handed me a check for his entry fee. When I looked at the check, his name was not on the account. It was an account for some type of "athletic alumni association" from his school. I asked him about it, and he simply said the check was good. We cashed it and the check cleard no issue. Not really annoying, but a fun story I thought I'd stick in here.

so, what is the weather forecast in Miami this weekend?

He said graduation, so I'm guessing he's in the Eugene or the RDU area.

 

[AmosMoses]

We once had a guy in one of my leagues who was a former NCAA Div I athlete. He was about 18 months removed from graduation at this time. I won't mention the school because it doesn't matter, and it could have been one of many. He promptly handed me a check for his entry fee. When I looked at the check, his name was not on the account. It was an account for some type of "athletic alumni association" from his school. I asked him about it, and he simply said the check was good. We cashed it and the check cleard no issue. Not really annoying, but a fun story I thought I'd stick in here.

so, what is the weather forecast in Miami this weekend?

He said graduation, so I'm guessing he's in the Eugene or the RDU area.