Topless Selfie while Drunk Driving (1 Viewer)

[Baloney Sandwich]

This little vixen ends up crashing into a parked police car as she was drunk driving and taking a topless selfie.  

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/10/27/drunk-student-crashes-into-cop-car-while-taking-topless-selfie-police.html

 

[Ignoramus]

I'd rear end her  

 

[GregR]

Gig'em?

 

[fantasycurse42]

Easy & stupid, I don't see what's not to like here.

 

[Tom Servo]

Things that only happen in Florida Texas?

 

[cstu]

Nice tattoo.  

 

[Limp Ditka]

Sounds like MOP's kind of girl

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Yes lil' vixen, exactly. 

 

[Righetti]

The airbags inflated.   Wonder if hers are, too?

 

[The Ref]

Pics or gtfo

 

[Dentist]

Breasts or GTF....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[russinfortworth]

As her parent, which are you more mad at?

 

[JohnnyU]

She's purty.

 

[TLEF316]

O/u on aggie football players she has blown: 2.5

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

Nice tattoo.  

every rose has its thorns

 

[Apple Jack]

Anything for her art

 

[Dentist]

As her parent, which are you more mad at?

the drunk driving, the driving while texting, or texting nudes....

Well...  given that tat they probably expect the nude texts, so I'll go with the drinking and driving.

 

[Brony]

That's why I do all of my topless selfies sober.

 

[belljr]

Her name ISN'T Rose????  WTF

 

[tri-man 47]

Nice tattoo.  

"Never gi..gi..give up, Rose"

 

[Cliff Clavin]

Uh, not seeing any links to a topless selfie. 

 

[massraider]

Self0driving cars cannot arrive fast enough.

 

[Waingro]

Self0driving cars cannot arrive fast enough.

Yes! Topless drunk driverless selfies for all!!

 

[Dentist]

Self0driving cars cannot arrive fast enough.

This is the truth.

I have a 2.5 year old and I really hope that by the time he gets to college that many people aren't driving.

Because frankly I feel like she could likely have gotten better resolution on her shot and maybe included multiple angles for inspection had she not had to bother sort of driving.