rockaction
Footballguy
I was just wondering. Has this ever happened to any of you? Just start slap rapping with a stripper and instead of sex -- bang! -- she becomes your cocaine dealer?
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**Unofficial** What's Normal? - Have You Ever Turned A Sex Worker Into Your Coke Dealer? (1 Viewer)
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rockaction
Footballguy
This is process, folks. This is process.
LOL.
LOL.
rockaction
Footballguy
I figured it might be. I bolted up today with this memory that I just remembered really happened. Lots of my life is like that. It's all process and repeat. I think I would seriously be a good guy to give those anti-alcohol/anti-drug talks at college. Mine was never Van Wilder glamorous. I just wound up with deflated breasts and pretty good coke.
Hannnnng on Sloopy is going through my head right now.
What a rocker! C'mon Sloopy ... c'mon Sloopy ... c'mon Sloopy
rockaction
Footballguy
Absolutely.
"I don't care how much money I gotta spend/Got to get back to my baby again/Lonely days are gone/I'm a-going home/My baby just wrote me a letter"
Alex Chilton and The Box Tops!
rockaction
Footballguy
I know Caveman33 has stripper/transgender/crack stories.
"Nowhere to run to baby/Nowhere to hide"
Martha Reeves and the Vandellas
"Nowhere to run to baby/Nowhere to hide"
Martha Reeves and the Vandellas
Snoopy
Footballguy
Was it from a real McCoy?
Osaurus
Footballguy
rockaction
Footballguy
Grass Roots
(La La) Let's Live For Today
"I'm glad that we are different/We've better things to do/We'll take the most from living/And pleasure while we can/And don't worry about tomorrow/Hey hey hey hey"
Caveman33
Footballguy
I had a strip club phase. I have some regrets. I hope none of the women feel regret. I usually negotiated too hard. i.e. I would pay the cost of dances for the full package, and I could sometimes get out of that room in 4 minutes, meaning only 20 for the girl, 10 for the club. There was one girl, the very first that I talked to, who didn't do extras. But in the beginning, before I turned into a whore, we got along well. She would buy me coke from the D.J., and we shared the wine that I snuck in my backpack. Eventually, she was willing to hang outside the club, but by the time she got home and sent me her address, I had already fallen asleep. The moment had passed. Months later, I was cheaply running through the private room. I almost didn't recognize my friend. She had gained weight, filled in all the right places. I felt love or lust, but I could see in her eyes that she had already seen me for the trashy sleaze that I was.
rockaction
Footballguy
"When it all comes true, man, wow, that's somethin' else."
Eddie Cochran.
Somethin' Else
Eddie Cochran.
Somethin' Else
rockaction
Footballguy
I'm not playing DJ by the way, it's an algorithm based solely on The McCoys.
rockaction
Footballguy
Mmmm, I'm sure. The hardest I ever fell for a girl came out of one of the clubs.
It was . . . unrequited. I wound up banked out and doing heavy drugs. This was because I had started taking Paxil, which removed all inhibitions on my end. I would counsel anybody before taking even prescribed drugs that they can have massive side effects. In my case, Paxil made me both loose in the head and unable to ejaculate, so it was a double whammy.
My psychiatrists later would tell me that was a common side effect of the drug (nobody told me that) and I've never been prescribed it since. Just an awful thing to have happen. PSA for anybody out there. If you can't ejaculate and you're taking an SSRI, it could be that which is causing it.
Caveman33
Footballguy
Yea, I really enjoyed the transactional nature of taking $30-60 and knowing that I was going to enjoy an attractive girl with no expectations beyond my pleasure. But the biggest part of my pitch was that I had youth on my side. When the girls said, "Oh, I usually charge $250." I said, fine, those old guys over there might pay that. Soon I will be one of those old creepers, and I won't have the $250 budget to go with it!
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Baby, take off your beret
Everyone's a critic and most people are DJs
And everything gets played
Working backwards from the doctor to the drugs
From the packie to the taxi, to the cabbie, to the club
A thousand kids will fall in love in all these clubs tonight
A thousand other kids will end up gushing blood tonight
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Has a lady of the evening ever turned out to be a ski instructor?
rockaction
Footballguy
Coffee Cold - Galt MacDermot
This guy was sampled in some great hip hop song that I can't remember. I remember hunting it down. It was from some version of HAIR. Ugh. I think it was De La Soul.
This guy was sampled in some great hip hop song that I can't remember. I remember hunting it down. It was from some version of HAIR. Ugh. I think it was De La Soul.
rockaction
Footballguy
"Lane, do you know the street value of this mountain?!"
My first thought
rockaction
Footballguy
So many racks.
rockaction
Footballguy
Okay, there's an uninteresting NFL game on and dinner is coming. This is surely too much work to put to keep from sinking to the bottom of the page . . .
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
Glad there is going to be a dark side "What's Normal"
Thought about doing something similar but didn't want to step on Keerock
The problem is I'm going to be drawn to the darker ones like a fly to a black light zapper
Thought about doing something similar but didn't want to step on Keerock
The problem is I'm going to be drawn to the darker ones like a fly to a black light zapper
kupcho1
Footballguy
I think "What's abnormal" is available.
Ministry of Pain
Footballguy
kupcho1
Footballguy
I have several advanced degrees
Do it!
Terminalxylem
Footballguy
Yes, as god intended. And I’m not a weirdo. 
rockaction
Footballguy
Yes, as god intended. And I’m not a weirdo.
A solid thumbs-up for this response.
rockaction
Footballguy
I'd write it, process it, hard delete it, and come back later.
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rockaction
Footballguy
massraider
Footballguy
That transformation happened long before I arrived on the scene
Paxil and other SSRIs are often used off-label for premature ejaculation. One man's trash. SSRIs have lots of negative side effects in many people, but they work better than placebo for mood symptoms for most. Zoloft gave me major somnolence when a doc prescribed for anxiety.
rockaction
Footballguy
Oh yeah, I certainly wasn't the first person she'd seen the business angle of. I'm pretty sure of that. But it was somewhat unique. You missed the part I deleted, of course. Probably because I deleted it. It was an interesting relationship. She was starting to play would-be hooker and then would-be pimp with me and her friends. It never got that far, but that was because I demurred.
Hooker pimp!
I'm not about that action, boss. For some reason I just sort of drew the line at strip clubs and drugs. Keeping the soul intact and whatnot.
rockaction
Footballguy
Grass Roots still in my head.
I think it's because I was wearing wax (like leather) jeans last night that I started this thread.
This is synergy with the "Let's Talk Jeans" thread. Picked me up a pair of these for some reason. Need a pair of heavy jeans here in SoCal, I guess.
I think it's because I was wearing wax (like leather) jeans last night that I started this thread.
This is synergy with the "Let's Talk Jeans" thread. Picked me up a pair of these for some reason. Need a pair of heavy jeans here in SoCal, I guess.
rockaction
Footballguy
Or I started this because I thought of it yesterday and was bored.
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