Using scissors to open a potato chip bag (1 Viewer)

[Otis]

Is it gay that for certain premium brand chips, like these, I have to use scissors to open them because I apparently am not strong enough to open them with my bare hands?

:rainbowbag:

 

[gmbacm]

Is it gay that for certain premium brand chips, like these, I have to use scissors to open them because I apparently am not strong enough to open them with my bare hands?

:rainbowbag:

 

[Mr Capicollo]

Is it gay that for certain premium brand chips, like these, I have to use scissors to open them because I apparently am not strong enough to open them with my bare hands?

:rainbowbag:

It's not gay if you get your boyfriend to do it for you.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

It would be more manly to use a chainsaw.

 

[newteech]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.

I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

 

[jonessed]

It beats pulling too hard and blowing up the bag.

 

[Skipdog77]

Well, you certainly don't want to ruin your manicure.

 

[saintfool]

It beats pulling too hard and blowing up the bag.

:spittake:

 

[Not Sure]

It's not gay. A gay guy would be strong enough to open the bag without scissors.

 

[Tom Servo]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

 

[AcerFC]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

 

[Otis]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.

I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

And yet here you are. Both of you.

 

[Tom Servo]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.

I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

And yet here you are. Both of you.

Typical three-digiter

 

[Oh Yes!]

i like this.

when using the bigger bags and its getting near empty....maybe 1/4 full or so, i will cut most of the top of the bag off so i dont have to reach into the bag to the bottom.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

i buy that particular brand at costco. i also open the bag with scissors.

 

[Black Box]

As long as you are puncturing the bag open with a stabbing motion from the scissors, it is OK.

 

[SuperJohn96]

Is it gay that for certain premium brand chips, like these, I have to use scissors to open them because I apparently am not strong enough to open them with my bare hands?

:rainbowbag:

It's not gay if you get your boyfriend to do it for you.

Woz can lift a hundred pounds...RIGHT UP over his head!

 

[Arizona Ron]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

 

[Fullback Fro]

I once pulled the top of a bag open so hard that the whole thing exploded in a supernova of chips, bags, and my hands flailing to catch what I could before hitting the floor. The dogs were stoked.

 

[koby925]

It's not gay. A gay guy would be strong enough to open the bag without scissors.

This is a good point

 

[Raider Nation]

Those Kettle Chips have a fairly complicated "tear here" perforation located on the northeast corner of the bag.

 

[taylorj99]

No that's not gay. I assume you have to use a box cutter to open the tampon box too?

 

[CrossEyed]

Do you realize how many people die every year from using sharp objects in an attempt to open chip bags? Is it really worth the risk?

 

[=Smackdown=]

The allure of the "new topic" button is simply too great for you, isn't it.I think they offer self-help groups for a problem such as this.

Not as gay as eating a slice of pizza with a fork & knife.

 

[taylorj99]

Not as gay as eating a slice of pizza with a fork & knife.

New York or Chicago?

 

[dgreen]

i like this. when using the bigger bags and its getting near empty....maybe 1/4 full or so, i will cut most of the top of the bag off so i dont have to reach into the bag to the bottom.

This would make an excellent infomercial, showing some dude having quite the difficult time getting chips from the bottom of the bag.

 

[Thorn]

I thought Otis had ManHands?

 

[Polecat]

Something something about pistoning...mouth... and Chase. Yeah.

 

[EYLive]

No one's this insecure.

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

 

[taylorj99]

I thought Otis had ManHands™?

You may have misread or assumed. I believe the verb you're looking for is "holds", "likes", "enjoys", etc.

 

[Thorn]

Actually I think you are probably good. Just watch out a

. YWIA

 

[Oh Yes!]

i like this. when using the bigger bags and its getting near empty....maybe 1/4 full or so, i will cut most of the top of the bag off so i dont have to reach into the bag to the bottom.

This would make an excellent infomercial, showing some dude having quite the difficult time getting chips from the bottom of the bag.

im more concerned with getting my wrists and arms all greasy

 

[taylorj99]

im more concerned with getting my wrists and arms all greasy

First nominee for "sig worthy post of the day."

 

[Otis]

i like this. when using the bigger bags and its getting near empty....maybe 1/4 full or so, i will cut most of the top of the bag off so i dont have to reach into the bag to the bottom.

Brilliant.

 

[Otis]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

This was sort of my view. I can tear open a bag of Fritos like noone's business. It's like a Frito Thunderstorm.

 

[Otis]

No one's this insecure.

Curiosity != insecurity HOPE THIS HELPS

 

[Otis]

Those Kettle Chips have a fairly complicated "tear here" perforation located on the northeast corner of the bag.

Jimminy Christmas you're right! Never noticed that before, but they notch the edge on top. This thing tears open like butter.

 

[Raider Nation]

BTW, you chose one of the worst flavors of Kettle Chips.

Get the Spicy Thai ones and you'll be hooked. Best chips out there by a mile.

 

[the rover]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

why would you rip open a can of pringles?

 

[jamny]

Only if you were being slammed from behind while doing it.

 

[taylorj99]

Get the Spicy Thai ones and you'll be hooked. Best chips out there by a mile.

My mental spell check is off. I'm thinking "spicy thigh", whoa, TMI."

 

[EYLive]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

What kind of bag do Pringles come in?

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

Those Kettle Chips have a fairly complicated "tear here" perforation located on the northeast corner of the bag.

Jimminy Christmas you're right! Never noticed that before, but they notch the edge on top. This thing tears open like butter.

Better be safe than sorry Oti. There is only like 16 pieces in the bag to begin with. Too valuable to lose any to the floor if you misjudge your strength for the tear. Its better to be gay and full than straight and hungry.

 

[Otis]

Its better to be gay and full than straight and hungry.

Sigworthy

 

[EYLive]

i like this. when using the bigger bags and its getting near empty....maybe 1/4 full or so, i will cut most of the top of the bag off so i dont have to reach into the bag to the bottom.

Brilliant.

Or you can tilt the bag. "Make gravity work for you!"

 

[EYLive]

No one's this insecure.

Curiosity != insecurity HOPE THIS HELPS

No, it doesn't help in your case.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I once pulled the top of a bag open so hard that the whole thing exploded in a supernova of chips, bags, and my hands flailing to catch what I could before hitting the floor. The dogs were stoked.

This sounds like Shuke's wet dream

 

[CrossEyed]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

Watching someone cut open a Pringles can with a pair of scissors would be interesting.

 

[IDrinkyourMilkshake]

Totally gay if its any normal brand like Pringles. But NOT gay since its a premium brand.

Watching someone cut open a Pringles can with a pair of scissors would be interesting.

Are me and shuke the only two people here who do this?