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Waiting for my 1st-ever gummy to kick in - ask me anything (1 Viewer)
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Wrigley
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
much. might be racist, but every time i see Japanese culture i wonder how much radiation poisoning might have had to do with it originally
Flying Elvis
Footballguy
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Quint
Footballguy
Have you heard about the big strong man?
That lives in a caravan.
Have you heard about the Jeffrey Johnson fight?
Oh, Lord what a hell of a fight.
You can take all of the heavyweights you've got.
We've got a lad that can beat the whole lot.
He used to ring bells in the belfry,
Now he's gonna fight Jack Demspey.
That was my brother Sylvest' (What's he got?)
A row of forty medals on his chest (big chest!)
He killed fifty bad men in the west; he knows no rest.
Think of a man, hells' fire, don't push, just shove,
Plenty of room for you and me.
He's got an arm like a leg (a ladies' leg!)
And a punch that would sink a battleship (big ship!)
It takes all of the Army and the Navy to take the ball off George Best.
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Insoxicated
Sorry GB!!
I just ate my second of these gummies (40mg total) because of this thread. I won't even be on the same planet as my GB Wikkid, but I'll be a kindred spirit
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wikkidpissah
Footballguy
i had the great pleasure to spend much of me cousin Tom's blessed summer (Irish kids are done after their sophomore yr and they get to do any bloody thing they want in the summer between leaving and their apprenticeships or whatever in the fall) in July 69 (kept getting commisrated with for Chappaquidick or congratulated for landing on the moon by anyone who heard my accent) - str8 to the pitch whenever we got up, pub lunch, cruising the beach, pub dinner, hour or two of pub craic, a little rumbling in the alleys (irish kids fight asmuch w their feet as hands) pass out on the pitch or make way too much noise going home. day after day. and everyone was down to dribbling that summer after Georgie. grand summer it was - Tom even got beat up by nuns for singing Lennon's "Christ you know it aint easy" on the beach and we musta got 100 stitches between us in 3 wksQuint said:
ericttspikes
Footballguy
500mg is a monster dose. Gotta be for the whole bag, which is still a potent hit, 50mg? 25mg? Love edibles on the weekend. Have fun!
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
ya, i'm pretty sure it was the whole bag. i'm nicely stoned (old man peeing is hiLARious) but its been long enough now that i dont think its going any further
higgins
Footballguy
Ive heard it was cathartic to do the following:
- put your right arm/hand in the “stick em up” pose;
- put your left hand underneath your right armpit with some pressure;
- flap your right arm up-n-down to make fart noises.
Any chance you can try this & report back on whether it is, indeed, cathartic?
- put your right arm/hand in the “stick em up” pose;
- put your left hand underneath your right armpit with some pressure;
- flap your right arm up-n-down to make fart noises.
Any chance you can try this & report back on whether it is, indeed, cathartic?
Juxtatarot
Footballguy
500mg would cost about $150 in Illinois.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
why is Ron Funchess so much funnier when i aint high? he's just irritating now
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself when you're old enough to repay but young enough to sell?
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
Did LSD make you poop? The one time I tried it, I pooped a lot.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
sounds like mescaline.
i did acid like 300 times before i was 18 (none since) and i dont remember ever pooping and we had some long seshes in the woods - me & a bud built a leento w greenhouse plastic in Bradley Palmer State Park and would usually trip out there. The flickering light off the plastic always looked like J Edgar Hoover dancing nekkid so we didnt venture out much
Pip's Invitation
Footballguy
This was 2005, so whatever it was was likely far different from whatever you took as a teen. The people I was with said "acid ####s" are a thing. I had no frame of reference.
Neal Cassady
Footballguy
Hank Finkel vs Mel Counts
1 on 1 to 10
who ya got?
1 on 1 to 10
who ya got?
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
well, sis is spending the night at the kennel (insert joke here), i'm getting a headache & ep4 of Wilderness of Error is coming on. see ya -
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Its not.Juxtatarot said:
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
yeah, i never got past a ten-toke buzz, so it musta been 500mgs for the whole packetI get 200mg nerds ropes that are for the single ~10" long rope. Never seen 500mg.
I'll only eat an inch or two of that rope at a time. Couldn't imagine eating a whole one, let alone two and a half
had great, all-groupie sex dreams, a rarity for this ol' coot these days. mad rushes of limbs & torsos & naughty bits. so bright the eyes, fresh the faces, nimble the bodies, so much hair to smell....
Soulfly3
Footballguy
did everyhting to not trip you out last night... without seeing the bag, I couldnt advise... but really prayed you didnt take a 500mg edible.
yes, they exist. no ive never ever tried them... and ive been using for 20+yrs. i wouldnt even go aboove 50mg for edibles, personally... they hit VERY different.
anyways, glad you got out of it ok.
yes, they exist. no ive never ever tried them... and ive been using for 20+yrs. i wouldnt even go aboove 50mg for edibles, personally... they hit VERY different.
anyways, glad you got out of it ok.
wikkidpissah
Footballguy
very thoughtful of you. at my age, i was more worried about my heart than my head, though i didnt think at all my hostess would dose me. lots&lotsa acid trips as a teen and high on stimulants for 3/4 of my waking life - slept every other day for three yrs - for a decade during my poker phase, i was pretty comfortable w my ability to sustain. but, it's always good to have a bud bud. thx -
CletiusMaximus
Footballguy
I have one of these nerds ropes that is 400mg, package says 8 servings. It's only about 6 inches, so a single serving would be about 3/4" and 50 mg. I've not tried it yet, but my buddy who sent it to me ate an entire rope in one day a few weeks ago. He has an extremely high tolerance for edibles. He ate about a third of it early afternoon and the rest later in the day. I am still experimenting with different dosages and blends and such, but am finding I don't really like to go more than 10 - 15mgs of anything. My totally anecdotal non-scientific research on edibles so far indicates an extremely wide variance among the effects different brands/strains have on different people.I get 200mg nerds ropes that are for the single ~10" long rope. Never seen 500mg.
I'll only eat an inch or two of that rope at a time. Couldn't imagine eating a whole one, let alone two and a half
Courtjester
The Town Drunk
My 21 year old daughter drove down from college this weekend and she really loves her weed. She is trying to get me to take her to the dispensary this afternoon (there is one on every corner here it seems). But were one to want to dabble in a very non-evasive edible, what is a good dosage/product to start with for my wife and I? My daughter is no help because she says she has tried them a couple times and there is no way of knowing how or when they are going to hit and she doesn't like not being in control.
CletiusMaximus
Footballguy
I tend to agree with your daughter on the unpredictable nature of it and the feeling of not being in control. The bad thing about it is, if you're smoking one-hitters and start to feel like you've had enough, you just stop and wait 10 minutes or so and everything is fine. With edibles, you don't really know what you've got for at least an hour or longer, and there's no getting off the train once you're on board. That can suck. My recommendation for someone like you, is to start with the 2.5s and just treat it like a glass of wine. If you enjoy those, or don't feel much of anything, try two (or get some 5mgs). Pay attention to labels - sativa v indica is a very broad distinction, but still helpful. Be aware of whether or not you like some cdb in the mix.
Angry Beavers
Footballguy
FWIW, I will have an edible - maybe once every couple months... I am clearly a complete newb. 5 milligrams seems to be perfect. If you are worried about the ride, even go with 2.5 or so. HTH
Ilov80s
Footballguy
Yeah, I kind of avoided the thread and didn't want to say anything that might push him on a bad trip. I was worried he could have a cardiac event or trip his balls off. I have taken 50 mg once or twice and I hated it. My brain was just flooded with weird obtrusive, uncomfortable thoughts. I threw out my dinner because I couldn't bring myself to eat the burger because it grossed me out so much thinking about it. I found myself just stupidly staring at things in the house like I brain dead and started imagining COVID could drift in through the screens on the window or out of the faucets. I knew it was all ridiculous but the thoughts wouldn't stop (until I passed out super hard and slept like a baby). I can not even imagine doing 10x that. And I am no rookie, I've smoked or vaped for 15+ years. Many of those years it has been nearly daily.
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wikkidpissah
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actually, wikkid died last nite. they found him naked, greased head-to-toe with petroleum jelly , inexplicably contorted on a Twister mat, with the spinning arrow stuck deep in his left eye socket.turns out he was color blind and that really dont work w greased naked solo Twister. i am Gummy the Pooh and have taken over his account and stole his story files and 20some comp books all titled "what i wont do next time". me likey ABBA even more than @timschochet
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IvanKaramazov
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I started with edibles a couple of months ago, with no prior cannabis experience since college. 10 mg does nothing to me. 20 mg is a nice , relaxed high, and 30 mg is a more intense glued-to-my-couch high. 40 mg is too much, and there's one product I've tried that hits a little harder than others where 30 mg of that is arguably a bit too much. Obviously I would love to be a little more sensitive to these since it would save some money.
I don't even want to think about what 50 mg would feel like, let alone 500 mg.
Edit: Lucky for me, though, nearly every edible I've tried so far (one exception, which kicked in really fast) has about the same 45 minute onset time with full effects by 60-75 minutes. I love that. I can take a couple of gummies 15 minutes or so before supper, enjoy a nice meal, pour myself a whisky that I'll spend the next 2+ hours nursing, and settle into my favorite chair just in time for things to get started. Great times.
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Dan Lambskin
Footballguy
I ate a 25mg salted caramel a few weekends back and ended up going to bed at 8:30 because I was too high
i did have some smaller doses earlier and had a few drinks but was still too much for me
5-10mg still the sweet spot for me
KarmaPolice
Footballguy
this.
I could not imagine. I'm an uber lightweight. And 15mg will usually be enough to get me talking to myself outloud.
STEADYMOBBIN 22
Footballguy
Same thing about not wanting to send him on a bad too except 50 is my starting point. I guess I have whatever enzyme that doesn’t break down the THC or something. Sucks because I would be all over edibles but I have to eat too many to feel anything so it’s cost prohibitive to do so.
But yeah, lol, I was worried about our boy.
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