Week 3 Venting Thread (1 Viewer)

[Joe Summer]

Chris Johnson and Antonio Gates. And I traded Eli Manning for Marshawn Lynch before the season started.

 

[Romofan]

My players only blow up my bench. 1-2 ....unless Santana Moss has a Welker type day I am done.

MVick, MTurner and RWayne crapped the bed. :X

 

[Boom Switch]

Im 0-3 in one of my leagues

qb stafford

rb hillis

rb beanie

wr AJ

wr Calvin

wr Nicks

te winslow/pettigrew

k henry

Def Steelers

Have AJ Green, Ingram, hardesty, reggie bush on my bench. Remarkable really....

 

[Stryker]

None of my guys have scored TDs this week.

Brandon Lloyd was off. Mendenhall sucks.

 

[Lascelle]

Just lost a game in my big money league by a single yard.

Was up by 7 heading into the Steelers-Colts contest with Wallace in reserve vs. my opponent owning Ward, Addai and the Steelers DST.

Build the lead early to about 13 points thanks to Wallace going nuts in the first half.

Hold it until the Colts pull Collins for Painter and he coughs up the ball to Polamalu giving the Steelers DST 6 points.

In the next drive, Painter gives me a heart attack as I keep expecting him to cough the ball up for another score as my lead has been trimmed to 4 points.

Of course, Addai breaks loose at the goal line to get the score. I hold my breath as it gets reviewed.

The score gives my opponent the lead briefly but then I go back up as the Pittsburgh DST takes a hit after the extra point.

Final drive of the game, Wallace catches a 5-yard pass. Ward catches a longer pass. Mewelde Moore runs a bit. I come up 1 yard short and pray for a Suisham miss in the final seconds.

Now 1-2 in this league despite being 2nd overall in total points scored. :(

 

[Shamwow]

The last two weeks I've been predicted to win big but lost 'em both. My opponent this week didn't have a kicker and my team might as well have stayed home. They only bright spot was picking up Daniel Thomas off waivers just in time to sub for Hillis.

So, now I'm sitting 1 and 2 and scrambling for a WR. Sometimes I hate this game.

 

[Rick James]

Atlanta offensive line is killing me

 

[rocketsauce]

Rivers, Mendenhall, Reggie Bush (starting for Foster), Reggie Wayne, Eagles D

You ####### name it.

Wasted a great game from Lance Moore too (although still elated to see him emerge and look great)

 

[rocketsauce]

Whoops, forgot to mention I was playing the points leader. Brady & Gronk. Fuuuuuuuu

 

[Shamwow]

I hear ya. Sitting 1 and 2 after a great week one. :X

 

[zilladog]

I'm 3-0 and the highest scorer in my league by a mile

....sorry wrong thread.

 

[otb_lifer]

Mendy?!?? ... STARKS?!? Insult to injury, in my haste to get out to a party by 4, wanted to switch Bowe in for Holmes ... a few too many cocktails and my haste saw me bench Mike wallace instead. Now down 40 points, with the Rex/Romo decision still to be made, and Freddy Davis ... had I not drunkenly switched out Wallace, I'd only need roughly 15 for the win. ooofff.

 

[nordstrom24]

0-3 here. After our draft DD said had the "best" (laughable) team in our league. Of course it doesn't help having 511 pts. scored against my 336. The past 3 weeks I have met Forte in week one; Forte, ADP, Britt in week 2; and Welker and Finley in week 3.

Victim of horrible match ups each week, coupled with Charles going down has ruined this season...

 

[Topes]

Thanks for the update. I hate your team too.

Wrong thread.

 

[ponchsox]

I was down 10 with Mendenhall and Felix Jones left to play. Before SNF, I felt pretty good about my chances until Mendy dropped a terd on my team.

 

[irish eyes]

Its real nice when your fantasy season is over after 3 weeks. Thanks to injuries to colston, hernandez, gates. Not to mention my running backs SUCK!!!!

 

[Romofan]

LT's points over the last 3 weeks in ppr: 14.9,2.5, 26.4

Guess which week I played him?

Frakk!!!! Now 1-3

 

[Shutout]

I know this happens all the time but geez:

My team is good but is totally crippled by the all the RB hammy issues/injuries.

So I've played the last two weeks getting nothing out of the RBs AND I have had the 2nd highest score each week (playing against the high scorer for the week of course) AND I'm losing by 5-6 points a week (ANY RB production would have me undefeated right now).

Oh well. Thank goodness its a long season and we are playing Double headers; i'm still floating.

 

[The Doctor]

i am 0-3

and its hard to believe by looking at the stud rb's i have

i started cam yesterday and he gave me a big ol egg

chris johnson blows

 

[nysportsfan]

My reign as a force in my competitive friends league is over. I am 0-3, despite having scored the 4th or 5th most points. To make it worse, my brother beat me last night and rubbed in my fat face. The joke is on him when I give his best man speech this weekend.

 

[Couch Tater]

0-3. Half my team got hurt last week. Hillis has a sore throat, Romo's out

of breath, Beanie is Beanie. So Starks lays an egg, Cam plays in a monsoon and

the Pittsburgh defense gets me my second TD of the day. I actually can

salvage a win if Davis gets me 24 pts. 8 catches, 100 yds and a TD would do it.

 

[belljr]

so for the 2nd time this year - I put up the 2nd highest and lose. Now 1-2 in the division

 

[bushdocda]

I am leaving a path of destruction-

Charles

RBush

Ingram

Hernandez

Holmes

I fear Cam & Gronk will be next. My pupu platter of remaining RBs (Ingram, Reggie, BScott, Hardesty) are unbelievably bad. I dropped Lynch to feel better. Now I expect to ruin any chance Helu or Ridley have at a breakout as I continue to grasp. 0-3 after years of strong performances in my main league.

 

[fightingillini]

Let's see here.....

Main league, need 14 from Romo to win, thanks to Mendenhall crapping the bed and PIT scoring a late TD on defense.

Played against Mathews in 3 leagues.......and of course Mathews has his coming out party. Luckily I

Even if I win my game in my main league, I am toast. My RBs are Mendenhall, D Williams, Wells and Lynch. RIP my team.

 

[VikingFrog]

Im 0-3 in one of my leaguesqb staffordrb hillisrb beaniewr AJwr Calvinwr Nickste winslow/pettigrewk henryDef SteelersHave AJ Green, Ingram, hardesty, reggie bush on my bench. Remarkable really....

I don't understand how it's physically possible to be 0-3 with this lineup. I'd like to see the teams that beat you. Wells and Hillis haven't performed like studs, but they have done well enough to win you games with your receiving corps. This is literally blowing my mind.

 

[Hybrid]

Ravens D and Wes Welker combined for 60 points!!! Stupid...

 

[Boom Switch]

Im 0-3 in one of my leaguesqb staffordrb hillisrb beaniewr AJwr Calvinwr Nickste winslow/pettigrewk henryDef SteelersHave AJ Green, Ingram, hardesty, reggie bush on my bench. Remarkable really....

I don't understand how it's physically possible to be 0-3 with this lineup. I'd like to see the teams that beat you. Wells and Hillis haven't performed like studs, but they have done well enough to win you games with your receiving corps. This is literally blowing my mind.

Played the highest scoring team all 3 weeks, i think i am actually the highest score team in the league. Its amazing!! Lost week 2 when maclin went nuts and went up against welker this week. Those are the only clowns that stick out for my demise...

 

[solorca]

Not really a brag, but thanks to Tony Romo's injury, I played it safe and started Mark Sanchez. Saved my week.

 

[solorca]

Whoops, wrong.thread.

 

[Instinctive]

I'm going to lose by 0.16 because the damn center ruins all of the Dallas drives. I need 1 catch from Witten, or 2 yards...or The Skins to get to 21 points somehow.

This sucks. Bad. Especially after my own Texans allowed Brees to screw me and also lead the Saints to a comeback win...

 

[brainee]

Started Fred Davis instead of Pettigrew (who I started the first two weeks of the season). Of course, that ended up being my losing margin. Maybe my only consolation is that even with Pettigrew I would've had the 3rd lowest point total of the week. My team sucks and deserves to lose.

 

[rocketsauce]

Rivers, Mendenhall, Reggie Bush (starting for Foster), Reggie Wayne, Eagles DYou ####### name it. Wasted a great game from Lance Moore too (although still elated to see him emerge and look great)

Cool let me just add Dez Bryant & Fred Davis to this list.Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[notdarkyet]

0-3 in one league after losing by a single yard.

1-2 in another, two straight losses as 2nd highest scorer, 3rd highest this week was 20 less. Ridiculous.

 

[Crazy Tony]

0-3? That's good if you're getting an HIV test of you you're asked to appear on Maury Povich show for one of the Baby-Daddy episodes.

0-3 NOT good for fantasy football dynasty leagues.

Stevie Johnson thanks for scoring 20pts...ear muffs.

WELL TEAM:

Congratulations on a really mediocre losing performance.

It's a bad day when Stat Tracker OPTIMIZATION says: Alex Smith should've started over Philip Rivers. Lance Moore over Desean Jackson.

Your second highest score was AZ DEF. 17pts

Bradford Rivers DJAX combine for 21pts.

Luckily I picked up Scott Chandler for 2/10/1 8pts. Thank you scott for

I lost to the worst team in the conference. What's that make me?

Now the Bad news...

Other than 1-2 moves I damn near optimized my lineup.

You have no firepower.

If you don't want to score points great...I'll drop you but you're a "prospect" with "upside" in our "dynasty" league.

Steve Smith what the hell happened to you? 3.8pts in a big game and you're healthy?

Harvin? You make me sick when you puke and leave the game.

Gates...Way to screw up your fantasy value....I'd trade you but oh wait...now no one will touch you.

Hernadez thanks for the first 2 weeks on my bench that's paid off.

Hardesty where would I be w/o your 12pts this entire season? OH...in the same spot.

Blount...nearly 10pts...way to go for not being week 1 effort? I should get to punch you in the face.

Alex Smith 8pts is good for you keep it up buddy.

Woodhead...way get your 6pts again. The target is 10pts for FLex3 players. Aren't you supposed to be a PPR machine?

Kendricks....You're going to play a 'major role in the rams offense aren't you...' Maybe 2.3 pts is a major role this year. But it still sucks.

McCluster, your team sucks and you're supposed to be a Football prodigy in an LP's body. Run between their legs damnit. Score.

LITTLE.. you'd better start catching some damn touchdowns and make me forget I drafted you instead of Cam Newton.

Bess... you're good enough I can't drop you but not good enough to start unless emergency. Figure out why you're here.

Jerome Harrison: You're supposed to be the PPR fill in for a fragile JBest. You scored 2 damn points (5 season) I can't even sell you to the Best owner before the season started. If I drop you I know Best will get hurt.

Desean Jackson: Do you really think 2/30/0 is really going to get you the kind of contract you desire? How about for every BOOM game you get $1M and for every BUST game you lose $2M. You're in the hole.

The plan going forward is to not suck....in case you forgot. Score some damn points play like you have a pair.

 

[nysportsfan]

I'm now the 5th highest scoring team and in last place at 0-3. It's amazing to think I hit on both QBs and waited until round 10 to pick the position - Stafford and Fitz - and still whiffed on nearly ever RB I took! Ingram, DeAngelo, Bush, and Felix. Felix might come around, but now he's injured. FML, so annoying to read the email banter after winning this league two years in a row.

 

[Cunk]

0-3? That's good if you're getting an HIV test of you you're asked to appear on Maury Povich show for one of the Baby-Daddy episodes. 0-3 NOT good for fantasy football dynasty leagues. Stevie Johnson thanks for scoring 20pts...ear muffs.WELL TEAM: Congratulations on a really mediocre losing performance. It's a bad day when Stat Tracker OPTIMIZATION says: Alex Smith should've started over Philip Rivers. Lance Moore over Desean Jackson.Your second highest score was AZ DEF. 17ptsBradford Rivers DJAX combine for 21pts. Luckily I picked up Scott Chandler for 2/10/1 8pts. Thank you scott for I lost to the worst team in the conference. What's that make me?Now the Bad news...Other than 1-2 moves I damn near optimized my lineup. You have no firepower. If you don't want to score points great...I'll drop you but you're a "prospect" with "upside" in our "dynasty" league. Steve Smith what the hell happened to you? 3.8pts in a big game and you're healthy? Harvin? You make me sick when you puke and leave the game. Gates...Way to screw up your fantasy value....I'd trade you but oh wait...now no one will touch you. Hernadez thanks for the first 2 weeks on my bench that's paid off. Hardesty where would I be w/o your 12pts this entire season? OH...in the same spot. Blount...nearly 10pts...way to go for not being week 1 effort? I should get to punch you in the face. Alex Smith 8pts is good for you keep it up buddy. Woodhead...way get your 6pts again. The target is 10pts for FLex3 players. Aren't you supposed to be a PPR machine?Kendricks....You're going to play a 'major role in the rams offense aren't you...' Maybe 2.3 pts is a major role this year. But it still sucks. McCluster, your team sucks and you're supposed to be a Football prodigy in an LP's body. Run between their legs damnit. Score.LITTLE.. you'd better start catching some damn touchdowns and make me forget I drafted you instead of Cam Newton.Bess... you're good enough I can't drop you but not good enough to start unless emergency. Figure out why you're here. Jerome Harrison: You're supposed to be the PPR fill in for a fragile JBest. You scored 2 damn points (5 season) I can't even sell you to the Best owner before the season started. If I drop you I know Best will get hurt. Desean Jackson: Do you really think 2/30/0 is really going to get you the kind of contract you desire? How about for every BOOM game you get $1M and for every BUST game you lose $2M. You're in the hole.The plan going forward is to not suck....in case you forgot. Score some damn points play like you have a pair.

Crazy Tony, no disrespect, but with that team you should be 0-3.

 

[Sienna2012]

traded welker for gates on draft day. dropped gronk for hernandez as well. small roster league.but yet i still continue to play this game....

OMG, but the game is so FUN

 

[Sienna2012]

Mendenhall and Ben Jarvus, total combined points 4. WOW

 

[Jayrod]

In my TD heavy league, I started Kenny Britt & Santonio Holmes. They netted me a -2 thanks to Britt's fumble. I tied this week at 109 (stupid non-decimal scoring league).