What brings you a penis in life? (1 Viewer)

[Rick James]

What brings you a penis in life? How do you measure what a penis is? 

–noun 1. the quality or state of being a penis. 2. pleasure; contentment; joy.

 

[SacramentoBob]

 

[Dan Lambskin]

 

[Leroy Hoard]

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[The Future Champs]

Is this a gay chicken gambit?

 

[Slapdash]

Why are so concerned about other peoples penis?

He's down with OPP

 

[Keerock]

The Pen Is Mightier...

 

[MikeIke]

I'm pretty sure it's a Y chromosome.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

Your penis is your compass..

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Your penis is your compass..

I use mine more like a divining rod.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

I use mine more like a divining rod.

Don't they call that dowsing?

 

[Brony]

I use mine more like a divining rod.

The Yankees bring me a rod.

 

[Ditka Butkus]

The Yankees bring me a rod.

Did you say Yankmees

 

[FUBAR]

He's down with OPP

yeah, you know Mi.

Man, this is a hard question.

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Don't they call that dowsing?

Well I have doused a few with it.

 

[Shutout]

I have...no idea what we're talking about here.

 

[E-Z Glider]

wheels/rims/dubs bring me a penis in life

 

[SacramentoBob]

I have...no idea what we're talking about here.

Should be pretty clear.

 

[Shrugs]

It took nine months, but I think I finally understand this thread.

 

[AAABatteries]

It took nine months, but I think I finally understand this thread.

Someone brought you penis?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Someone brought you penis?

Fun game. Every time you sing this song, change the V's into P's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkcU2_Vs7Xw

 

[Franknbeans]

the penis fairy, duh

 

[Leroy Hoard]

the penis fairy, duh

Now I'm afraid to look under my pillow in the morning.

 

[In The Zone]

What brings you a penis in life? How do you measure what a penis is? 

–noun 1. the quality or state of being a penis. 2. pleasure; contentment; joy.

No wonder we now have unisex bathrooms popping up all over the place. 

 

[In The Zone]

I think we need Arizona Ron's penis to weigh in here to truly get the gist of what the OP is getting at. 

 

[wikkidpissah]

I have an artisan peniculturist who brings me free-range dong from New Jersey

 

[Wingnut]

Icy pots

 

[skol asylum]

Yesterday's swearing in event brought us all a huge ****. Does that count?

 

[NotSmart]

Well I have dowsed a few with it.

 

[RokNRole]

What brings you a penis in life? How do you measure what a penis is? 

–noun 1. the quality or state of being a penis. 2. pleasure; contentment; joy.

If you are going to rip this off you might as well submit a short script for illustration.

 

[rustycolts]

My wife likes Penis Coladas

 

[Osaurus]

King Missile?

 

[Hov34]

The Pen Is Mightier...

That's not what your mom said.

 

[The General]

I have...no idea what we're talking about here.

I’ll go with this. 

 

[Ilov80s]

I have...no idea what we're talking about here.

Figured it out yet?  

 

[Phil Elliott]

Mods - really?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

guys playing in this thread.

 

[skol asylum]

Yesterday's swearing in event brought us all a huge ****. Does that count?

Wow. That was an understatement on my part.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

My wife likes Penis Coladas

"If you like Penis Coladas, and getting caught in the rain
If you´re not into yoga, if you have half a brain
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape
I´m the love that you´ve looked for, write to me, and escape"

 

[NotSmart]

Mods - really?

Be sure to report it.

The mods may not see your comment.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Wow. That was an understatement on my part.

Shocked that got past the language filter