What is something that drunk you would do that sober you never would? (1 Viewer)

[Chaos Commish]

Stand on a busy corner with a coffee can and a sign that says convicted felon please help so I don't rob someone. It works okay enough to buy more beer.

Feed my dog Little Caesar's.

Walk through a busy drive thru.

Dump a rented RVs holding tanks in my friend's front yard for doing a girl I was dating.

See Celtic Woman.

 

[Leviathan]

Clean off my knob with the window shades.

 

[bostonfred]

Clean off my knob with the window shades.

Venetian?

 

[Willie Neslon]

Clean off my knob with the window shades.

Venetian?

Caesars

 

[Leviathan]

Correct city. Incorrect hotel/casino. Apologies in advance if you had to deal with the aftermath.

 

[seahawk 17]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

poor girl...she probably wanted to impress you and talk dirty and you took it literally and went and got a loaded gun and scared her to death.

Let me guess, she was a squirter????

That was pee, she was chittin bricks!

I thought this was a safe zone?

 

[seahawk 17]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

That's ####ed up.

You mean hot?

So hot, I couldn't handle it at the time.

 

[Rirruto]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

That's ####ed up.

You mean hot?

The best things in life are both.

 

[chauncey]

i need to think about this, because there's so many, but here's a start:

drop my dad and step mom's wedding cake onto the pavement

steal a bike

jump off a 50 ft high bridge into a creek

ride a motorcycle 130MPH

shove half my hand into a stripper in Tijuana

get in a fight with hooker and her 5 pimps in Tijuana

pass out on the beach and wake up hypothermic

piss all over the bed and the floor and the walls

drive

have sex in crowded room full of people watchgin

have sex on a couch in front of the elevators on the 25th floor of the Hilton

have sex in the parking lot at the county fair

threatened to kill a bouncer

put a guy in a choke hold

spit all over a guy at a football game

call a friends wife a #####

projectile vomit jello shots at a formal dinner

drive my truck into a pond and sink it

dance in a fire

have a 3 way with 2 married ladies

have sex in a patch of poison oak

smoke weed with a mexican cartel guy who was trying to set up a weed distribution network with me, after having just met him at the bar.

gamble a couple hundred a hand at blackjack in Vegas for 10hrs straight

have shopping cart races in the aisles the store

shoplift marinated mushrooms and pringles

walk through a 7-11 just grabbing stuff and eating it, then putting it back and walking out.

get arrested by 5 cops for resisting arrest

there's a lot more but i have to go now

If you ever find yourself in the Southwest lets go get a beer or 12.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

Joanie?

 

[Ray Karpis]

anal

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anal

Hurt, huh?

 

[cstu]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

Had nothing as extreme as that but did have a girl tell me to choke her during sex. I feel bad that I don't remember where I buried her.

 

[Apple Jack]

Stand on a busy corner with a coffee can and a sign that says convicted felon please help so I don't rob someone. It works okay enough to buy more beer.

Feed my dog Little Caesar's.

Walk through a busy drive thru.

Dump a rented RVs holding tanks in my friend's front yard for doing a girl I was dating.

See Celtic Woman.

Oof. I trust this was the bottom and you dried out after?

 

[lardonastick]

I am sure I posted it before, but had a girlfriend that loved to have a loaded gun pressed to her head during sex. I would never do that sober, and doing it drunk is worse. I am surprised that I didn't accidently kill that broad.

Had nothing as extreme as that but did have a girl tell me to choke her during sex. I feel bad that I don't remember where I buried her.

That's probably for the best.

 

[Courtjester]

Dance....yep, dance. enough said.

 

[Rirruto]

Visit the state of Texas.

 

[Northern Voice]

Dine and dash

 

[Binky The Doormat]

i need to think about this, because there's so many, but here's a start:

drop my dad and step mom's wedding cake onto the pavement

steal a bike

jump off a 50 ft high bridge into a creek

ride a motorcycle 130MPH

shove half my hand into a stripper in Tijuana

get in a fight with hooker and her 5 pimps in Tijuana

pass out on the beach and wake up hypothermic

piss all over the bed and the floor and the walls

drive

have sex in crowded room full of people watchgin

have sex on a couch in front of the elevators on the 25th floor of the Hilton

have sex in the parking lot at the county fair

threatened to kill a bouncer

put a guy in a choke hold

spit all over a guy at a football game

call a friends wife a #####

projectile vomit jello shots at a formal dinner

drive my truck into a pond and sink it

dance in a fire

have a 3 way with 2 married ladies

have sex in a patch of poison oak

smoke weed with a mexican cartel guy who was trying to set up a weed distribution network with me, after having just met him at the bar.

gamble a couple hundred a hand at blackjack in Vegas for 10hrs straight

have shopping cart races in the aisles the store

shoplift marinated mushrooms and pringles

walk through a 7-11 just grabbing stuff and eating it, then putting it back and walking out.

get arrested by 5 cops for resisting arrest

there's a lot more but i have to go now

If you ever find yourself in the Southwest lets go get a beer or 12.

No ####. That is impressive. I wanna party with you cowboy.

Seriously, that really is one helluva list.

 

[cstu]

your mom

#7 for future reference

Truly disappointing. You're slippin', folks.

 

[Fariq]

Urinate in back seat of stolen truck

Crap on shower bench, wrap up crap in paper towel, take crap up six flights of stairs, leave crap on floor in front of random RA's door

Take fire extinguisher off wall, spray contents on walls and floor and pants, sleep on random mattress in hallway

Break into kitchen, steal large container of tomato paste, try to open container by throwing it against chairs and tables

Sleep under a stage

Notice a toad 50 feet away (after 11 at night!), pick it up (like an Aborigine according to roommate), put toad under girl's door

Drive

Park car, run across street to urinate in the backyard of a home in a retirement village

Puke in sink with a perfectly good toilet behind me

 

[McGarnicle]

I'm having this recurring thought that maybe I went out into the street naked last night, I guess because I definitely did go out into the street naked last night. :(

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Notice a toad 50 feet away (after 11 at night!), pick it up (like an Aborigine according to roommate), put toad under girl's door

Good eye dude.