What is your "Favorite" big pharma commercial (1 Viewer)

[Terpman22]

Note, this is a rant of sorts

1. Why do they make the names of these drugs so damn complicated? Its always like 9 letters and 8 of them seem to be consonants. "Try Xyxgrot today!"
2. Is it me or is literally every 3rd commercial a drug nowadays?
3. Some of the side effects are ...insane. My favorite right now is "Jardiens" where they basically say "Might cause your taint to bleed" and describes in small print "what the perineum is"
4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.
5. Who is actually buying a drug where they self inject a needle into their actual eyeball?

All I got for now, commence the discussion!

 

[Scoresman]

Funny viagra commercial.

36 hour Cialis is only for health men, do not take Cialis if you take nitrates for chest pain.

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[Gally]

In California they have some lame COVID commercial that has a catchy jingle that sticks in your head and it has a ton of bright pink and other colors while people dance around bouncing a ball back and forth to each other. It is so over the top and I still don't really understand the point. It is very annoying.

ETA: https://youtu.be/5uED3Ehb5SA

 

[Terpman22]

In California they have some lame COVID commercial that has a catchy jingle that sticks in your head and it has a ton of bright pink and other colors while people dance around bouncing a ball back and forth to each other. It is so over the top and I still don't really understand the point. It is very annoying.

ETA: https://youtu.be/5uED3Ehb5SA

There is also a radio version of it. Sounds about 2 years too late, I hear it/see it often.

HATE IT lol

 

[rockaction]

Juventus. Side effects include canceraids.

 

[Osaurus]

Keytruda, the old schoola

 

[DA RAIDERS]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

 

[Gally]

The lamest caution on those commercials is when it tells you that if you are allergic to this drug then you shouldn't take it. Really? Hmmm.......I would never have thought of that if you didn't tell me.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The lamest caution on those commercials is when it tells you that if you are allergic to this drug then you shouldn't take it. Really? Hmmm.......I would never have thought of that if you didn't tell me.

Well you can't say they didn't warn you.

 

[Major]

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

 

[Terpman22]

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

I just do not get it, at all. Why not just take an existing word like "guardian" and change it where the G is soft and boom you got "Jardiens"

but yeah, most of them are just really really stupid.

 

[Gally]

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

They should really wait on the name and figure out a whole marketing approach with songs etc and then make the name to fit how ever you want to market it. I think that would be the best approach.

 

[Scoresman]

I've always wondered who they are aiming these commercials at. I've always just let my doctor decide what to prescribe me. Are people really going to their doctor saying "Please put my on this drug that causes nausea, dizziness, fainting, vomiting, diarrhea, liver and kidney failure, incontinence, weight gain, and sometimes death!!"?

 

[Snoopy]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

New Zealand being the other.

 

[Gally]

"Please put my on this drug that causes nausea, dizziness, fainting, vomiting, diarrhea, liver and kidney failure, incontinence, weight gain, and sometimes death!!"?

To be fair, I think that statement pertains to all prescription drugs.

 

[Terpman22]

I've always wondered who they are aiming these commercials at. I've always just let my doctor decide what to prescribe me. Are people really going to their doctor saying "Please put my on this drug that causes nausea, dizziness, fainting, vomiting, diarrhea, liver and kidney failure, incontinence, weight gain, and sometimes death!!"?

Gotta love capitalism. "I'm not sure if this will work, but man that jingle is cool"

 

[IvanKaramazov]

4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.

They should make these more realistic. For example, an obese person is being prepped for surgery to remove a diseased leg. Just before they're put under by anesthesiologist, the patient turns to the camera and says "If only I had asked my doctor for Ozempic." (Narrator: Do not take Ozempic if you are allergic to Ozempic.)

Or, a man is lying in bed with his wife. Both are obviously unsatisfied. The wife turns to the husband and says "This is why I've been sleeping with your brother -- he's not afraid to ask his doctor for Viagra."

There's lots of good potential here.

 

[Terpman22]

4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.

They should make these more realistic. For example, an obese person is being prepped for surgery to remove a diseased leg. Just before they're put under by anesthesiologist, the patient turns to the camera and says "If only I had asked my doctor for Ozempic." (Narrator: Do not take Ozempic if you are allergic to Ozempic.)

Or, a man is lying in bed with his wife. Both are obviously unsatisfied. The wife turns to the husband and says "This is why I've been sleeping with your brother -- he's not afraid to ask his doctor for Viagra."

There's lots of good potential here.

Yeah man its wild. I guess its like "You got this terrible disease, your life really sucks. But once you take OUR drug, check out the party is becomes!"

I guess you really don't have to "sell sell" when the drug is one of the few that treats your very specific condition. I dunno. Its very weird and very annoying.

 

[Chemical X]

“not a doctor, paid portrayal”

also, i go to the doctor and all they can do is show me a documercial on an iPad. doc, i can watch youtube on my own, thx.

 

[Terpman22]

“not a doctor, paid portrayal”

also, i go to the doctor and all they can do is show me a documercial on an iPad. doc, i can watch youtube on my own, thx.

Full on AI Terminator doctors in <10 years

 

[Pip's Invitation]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

One of two. New Zealand is the other.

 

[massraider]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

I love when Europeans come visit. They are like what is the deal with drug commercials?

 

[Ilov80s]

God there’s just so many good ones to choose from.

 

[Terminalxylem]

I've always wondered who they are aiming these commercials at. I've always just let my doctor decide what to prescribe me. Are people really going to their doctor saying "Please put my on this drug that causes nausea, dizziness, fainting, vomiting, diarrhea, liver and kidney failure, incontinence, weight gain, and sometimes death!!"?

In a word, yes. There have been many studies on the subject.

But it isn’t just patients asking for new prescriptions. The ads influence healthcare providers, too. And they remind people already prescribed the meds to take them.

The end result is more $ to Pharma. What’s less clear is how this impacts our collective health.

 

[nirad3]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

New Zealand being the other.

Correct, this is my go-to dorky trivia question/answer these days.

 

[ShamrockPride]

Noooothing is everything!!

And the 50 iterations of it. The country version makes me chuckle.

 

[Major]

Noooothing is everything!!

And the 50 iterations of it. The country version makes me chuckle.

I’ll often fall asleep with the TV on and this song has been permanently ingrained in my brain. I cringe everytime I hear it and that f’n song will wake me up from a good nap

 

[heckmanm]

Keytruda, the old schoola

Need the J Geils "Reputa tha beutah" rap with this

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

I just do not get it, at all. Why not just take an existing word like "guardian" and change it where the G is soft and boom you got "Jardiens"

but yeah, most of them are just really really stupid.

Can't trademark a common word

 

[Pip's Invitation]

Keytruda, the old schoola

Need the J Geils "Reputa tha beutah" rap with this

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

I just do not get it, at all. Why not just take an existing word like "guardian" and change it where the G is soft and boom you got "Jardiens"

but yeah, most of them are just really really stupid.

Can't trademark a common word

In addition, the FDA reviews the proposed brand name and won’t allow anything that is too similar to another drug to reduce the risk of someone accidentally getting the wrong drug (which used to happen a lot.)

 

[Desert_Power]

The worst. We’re one of the only countries in the world with the mad ad campaigns for pharma. It’s gross

It's ridiculous.

 

[jvdesigns2002]

The crooked carrot one is pretty sweet.

Xiaflex Commercial

Xiaflex Commercial

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[jvdesigns2002]

“Pushing through a pineapple or two” is also quite a nice jingle.

Colace Song - Poop Should Never Feel Painful (15 seconds - Pineapple)

When pooping is painful, trust Colace(R) to soften that stool and make it easier to go. Colace(R) the #1 Doctor Recommended Stool Softener brand.

m.youtube.com

 

[Tom Servo]

The names of some of these drugs makes me chuckle. Sky Rizi sounds like it could be a SoundCloud rapper.

Or a porn star.

 

[Tom Servo]

The crooked carrot one is pretty sweet.

Xiaflex Commercial

Xiaflex Commercial

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"Penile straightening exercises"? Don't you mean masturbating?

 

[Tecumseh]

I don’t recall what disease it’s addressing, but there’s a series of commercials where peoples’ skin turns into like lava and glass and stone. The “afflicted” kind of look like they have super powers, and I inevitably wish I had the disease, rather than the cure.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I don’t recall what disease it’s addressing, but there’s a series of commercials where peoples’ skin turns into like lava and glass and stone. The “afflicted” kind of look like they have super powers, and I inevitably wish I had the disease, rather than the cure.

Some times I prefer the disease to the side effects of the drug.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The crooked carrot one is pretty sweet.

Xiaflex Commercial

Xiaflex Commercial

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"Penile straightening exercises"? Don't you mean masturbating?

What a great excuse if you are caught. "It's not what it looks like".

 

[otb_lifer]

one making the rounds now with the "plus sized" gal, advertising some diabetes medication ... they went full on Busby Berkeley in this one, and it are as hideous as it sounds - the choreographer must wear an eye patch or are legally blind.

but, hey ... the gal are bubbly and full of pep! NO WORRIES ABOUT THE KETOACIDOSIS THAT MAY POP UP AND KILL HER.

Jardice? something like that.

it's ridiculous.

 

[Desert_Power]

I really enjoy all the HIV ones personally.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

The crooked carrot one is pretty sweet.

Xiaflex Commercial

Xiaflex Commercial

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"Bent Wiener Syndrome" is the name of my prog rock cover band.

 

[Tom Servo]

The crooked carrot one is pretty sweet.

Xiaflex Commercial

Xiaflex Commercial

m.youtube.com

"Bent Wiener Syndrome" is the name of my prog rock cover band.

Shadow of a Lonely Man by Alan Parsons Project should be on your first album.

 

[Osaurus]

I really enjoy all the HIV ones personally.

I’m totally shuked by these tbh

 

[Terminalxylem]

I really enjoy all the HIV ones personally.

I’m totally shuked by these tbh

How so?

They’re usually for pre-exposure prophylaxis, or meds to control chronic HIV. In either case, they typically show a bunch of affectionate guys and minority women enjoying leisurely activities.

Seems much more straightforward than other ads, where you’d have no clue what disease they’re targeting. But to be fair, most Pharma ads just show normal-looking people doing normal things, ostensibly because their debilitating disease is under control.

 

[otb_lifer]

one making the rounds now with the "plus sized" gal, advertising some diabetes medication ... they went full on Busby Berkeley in this one, and it are as hideous as it sounds - the choreographer must wear an eye patch or are legally blind.

but, hey ... the gal are bubbly and full of pep! NO WORRIES ABOUT THE KETOACIDOSIS THAT MAY POP UP AND KILL HER.

Jardice? something like that.

it's ridiculous.

uggghhh

 

[nirad3]

Gotta love that most of them are in slo-mo too. Why?

 

[Terpman22]

Note, this is a rant of sorts

1. Why do they make the names of these drugs so damn complicated? Its always like 9 letters and 8 of them seem to be consonants. "Try Xyxgrot today!"
2. Is it me or is literally every 3rd commercial a drug nowadays?
3. Some of the side effects are ...insane. My favorite right now is "Jardiens" where they basically say "Might cause your taint to bleed" and describes in small print "what the perineum is"
4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.
5. Who is actually buying a drug where they self inject a needle into their actual eyeball?

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1. The names of drugs are often complex because they are derived from scientific or generic naming conventions. These names are created to provide specific information about the drug's composition, function, or target. While they may be difficult to pronounce or remember, they serve a purpose in the medical and pharmaceutical fields.
2. It does seem like there are many commercials for drugs nowadays. The pharmaceutical industry invests heavily in advertising to raise awareness about their products and reach potential consumers. These commercials aim to inform viewers about available treatment options, but it's understandable that their frequency can sometimes feel overwhelming.
3. Drug commercials are required to disclose potential side effects to ensure transparency and provide necessary information to consumers. While some side effects may sound unusual or alarming, it's important to remember that they are listed to ensure comprehensive disclosure. It's always recommended to consult with a healthcare professional for a thorough understanding of a medication's potential risks and benefits.
4. Marketing tactics in drug commercials often include catchy tunes or memorable visuals to capture viewers' attention and make the product more memorable. The goal is to create a lasting impression and make the brand or medication recognizable among the audience. Effective advertising techniques can contribute to increased brand awareness and potential sales.
5. Self-injectable medications, including those for eye conditions, are designed for specific medical situations where a healthcare professional provides guidance and proper training on administration. While it may sound intimidating to self-inject a needle into the eye, these treatments can offer effective options for managing certain ocular conditions. It's crucial to follow the guidance of medical professionals and discuss any concerns or questions with them.

It's worth noting that this discussion is based on general observations and opinions, and individual experiences and perspectives may vary.

Did a drug write this?

LOL jk, thanks for the response!

 

[supermike80]

4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.

They should make these more realistic. For example, an obese person is being prepped for surgery to remove a diseased leg. Just before they're put under by anesthesiologist, the patient turns to the camera and says "If only I had asked my doctor for Ozempic." (Narrator: Do not take Ozempic if you are allergic to Ozempic.)

Or, a man is lying in bed with his wife. Both are obviously unsatisfied. The wife turns to the husband and says "This is why I've been sleeping with your brother -- he's not afraid to ask his doctor for Viagra."

There's lots of good potential here.

Seems it took forever for pregnancy testing ads to show someone wanting to NOT be pregnant

 

[supermike80]

I generally don't like the drug ads, because of the overwhelming volume of them. However what I really do not like is all the diabetes medication ads that show everyone having an amazing life. You watch that crap and start to think...man diabetes looks so fun! It's a bad look really.

 

[Terpman22]

I generally don't like the drug ads, because of the overwhelming volume of them. However what I really do not like is all the diabetes medication ads that show everyone having an amazing life. You watch that crap and start to think...man diabetes looks so fun! It's a bad look really.

LOL, so true. Pool parties! Mountain biking! Going to the big game! Don't let beatus get you down!

 

[Pip's Invitation]

I generally don't like the drug ads, because of the overwhelming volume of them. However what I really do not like is all the diabetes medication ads that show everyone having an amazing life. You watch that crap and start to think...man diabetes looks so fun! It's a bad look really.

Before that they had Wilford Brimley. It doesn’t get much more fun than that.