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What is your "Favorite" big pharma commercial (1 Viewer)

Note, this is a rant of sorts

1. Why do they make the names of these drugs so damn complicated? Its always like 9 letters and 8 of them seem to be consonants. "Try Xyxgrot today!"
2. Is it me or is literally every 3rd commercial a drug nowadays?
3. Some of the side effects are ...insane. My favorite right now is "Jardiens" where they basically say "Might cause your taint to bleed" and describes in small print "what the perineum is"
4. You gotta have people dancing at a pool party and/or some stupid catchy song. How they got "Ozempic" to the tune of "its magic" is a pretty impressive match, I'll give them that.
5. Who is actually buying a drug where they self inject a needle into their actual eyeball?

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  1. The names of drugs are often complex because they are derived from scientific or generic naming conventions. These names are created to provide specific information about the drug's composition, function, or target. While they may be difficult to pronounce or remember, they serve a purpose in the medical and pharmaceutical fields.
  2. It does seem like there are many commercials for drugs nowadays. The pharmaceutical industry invests heavily in advertising to raise awareness about their products and reach potential consumers. These commercials aim to inform viewers about available treatment options, but it's understandable that their frequency can sometimes feel overwhelming.
  3. Drug commercials are required to disclose potential side effects to ensure transparency and provide necessary information to consumers. While some side effects may sound unusual or alarming, it's important to remember that they are listed to ensure comprehensive disclosure. It's always recommended to consult with a healthcare professional for a thorough understanding of a medication's potential risks and benefits.
  4. Marketing tactics in drug commercials often include catchy tunes or memorable visuals to capture viewers' attention and make the product more memorable. The goal is to create a lasting impression and make the brand or medication recognizable among the audience. Effective advertising techniques can contribute to increased brand awareness and potential sales.
  5. Self-injectable medications, including those for eye conditions, are designed for specific medical situations where a healthcare professional provides guidance and proper training on administration. While it may sound intimidating to self-inject a needle into the eye, these treatments can offer effective options for managing certain ocular conditions. It's crucial to follow the guidance of medical professionals and discuss any concerns or questions with them.
It's worth noting that this discussion is based on general observations and opinions, and individual experiences and perspectives may vary.
Did a drug write this?

LOL jk, thanks for the response!
Pretty sure that was AI generated.
 

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