What To Do When Rival Or Swooning Birds Have Mating Calls Outside Of Your House Early In The Morning? (1 Viewer)

[rockaction]

Shoot them, or what?  

eta* Seriously. I can't sleep with these ####ers outside the door to my deck.. 

 

[rockaction]

Buy an owl or drink more. Or both.

I'm going with both.  

 

[rockaction]

These ####### birds are seriously driving me nuts. I've been up all night because of the beer, and now these ####s? 

#######it. Why is the beer as warm as these birds' libidos?  

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

I'd gather up all the tiny empty beer thimbles laying around and hurl them at the trees, could work.

 

[Hov34]

Sleep with the bird's wife.

 

[rockaction]

I'd gather up all the tiny empty beer thimbles laying around and hurl them at the trees, could work.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Also: try a hose, a fake owl, or acquire a blow horn.

 

[rockaction]

Also: try a hose, a fake owl, or acquire a blow horn.

The blow horn is an amazing suggestion. I think the neighbors will love it.  

 

[Otis]

Sleep with the bird's wife.

Beat me to it

 

[Bull Dozier]

Nothing better than waking up to the sound of birds outside the window.  You guys are crazy.

Granted, I live in Minnesota so I only get to enjoy it a few months a year...

 

[arrow1]

#2?

 

[rockaction]

#2?

Fully up for some game right now.  

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Ear plugs coupled with a nice 18 year old single malt or a 21 year old girlfriend the previous evening.  You will sleep right through the morning cacophony.

 

[McGarnicle]

I once screamed SHUT THE #### UP!!!!! at them and they stopped for 10 seconds.

I've been sleeping with earplugs for years now and very little wakes me up. Even with the window open.

 

[rockaction]

I once screamed SHUT THE #### UP!!!!! at them and they stopped for 10 seconds.

I've been sleeping with earplugs for years now and very little wakes me up. Even with the window open.

This is where I'm headed. Twenty-one-year-old girlfriend and earplugs. 

Perfect solutions, and they even synthesize well.