What Women Say & What it Actually Means... (1 Viewer)

[mr fancypants]

Remember guys women understand women and they don't like them.

Truer words have never been spoken

 

[Sabertooth]

Steak and a BJ day.

 

[FigJam]

All I know is that if your wife ever asks you which of her friends you'd like to have a threesome with, don't give her two names.

And if she asks you if you want to fool around, the correct answer is NOT 'Yes, but not with you"

 

[fantasycurse42]

Messed up again yesterday... I started a diet to day, so I wanted something unhealthy last night. Told my wife I was going to the store and then Chipotle on the way home, asked her what she wanted and she said "nothing, I'm not hungry" .... Asked repeatedly if she was sure and she said nothing over and over. I told her to text me if she changed her mind.

I came home to a yummy burrito and an angry hungry wife. I mean, if you want something, say something.

 

[NCCommish]

Messed up again yesterday... I started a diet to day, so I wanted something unhealthy last night. Told my wife I was going to the store and then Chipotle on the way home, asked her what she wanted and she said "nothing, I'm not hungry" .... Asked repeatedly if she was sure and she said nothing over and over. I told her to text me if she changed her mind.

I came home to a yummy burrito and an angry hungry wife. I mean, if you want something, say something.

That's all on her. My wife learned that lesson a long time ago. She used to think I'd go back out and get her something if she pulled this. A few times of the answer being "it sucks to be you" and now she tells me what she wants.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Messed up again yesterday... I started a diet to day, so I wanted something unhealthy last night. Told my wife I was going to the store and then Chipotle on the way home, asked her what she wanted and she said "nothing, I'm not hungry" .... Asked repeatedly if she was sure and she said nothing over and over. I told her to text me if she changed her mind.

I came home to a yummy burrito and an angry hungry wife. I mean, if you want something, say something.

That's all on her. My wife learned that lesson a long time ago. She used to think I'd go back out and get her something if she pulled this. A few times of the answer being "it sucks to be you" and now she tells me what she wants.

I hate when they pull that "I'll just have some of yours" crap. Like hell you will.

 

[NCCommish]

Messed up again yesterday... I started a diet to day, so I wanted something unhealthy last night. Told my wife I was going to the store and then Chipotle on the way home, asked her what she wanted and she said "nothing, I'm not hungry" .... Asked repeatedly if she was sure and she said nothing over and over. I told her to text me if she changed her mind.

I came home to a yummy burrito and an angry hungry wife. I mean, if you want something, say something.

That's all on her. My wife learned that lesson a long time ago. She used to think I'd go back out and get her something if she pulled this. A few times of the answer being "it sucks to be you" and now she tells me what she wants.

I hate when they pull that "I'll just have some of yours" crap. Like hell you will.

Yet another thing the wife had to learn. I don't share my food, get your own. Now tasting is one thing. But tasting is not eating half my dinner,

 

[Kenny Powers]

Messed up again yesterday... I started a diet to day, so I wanted something unhealthy last night. Told my wife I was going to the store and then Chipotle on the way home, asked her what she wanted and she said "nothing, I'm not hungry" .... Asked repeatedly if she was sure and she said nothing over and over. I told her to text me if she changed her mind.

I came home to a yummy burrito and an angry hungry wife. I mean, if you want something, say something.

This is why you eat the burrito before you get home in this scenario.