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What would you do if you won the Powerball? (1 Viewer)

There are roughly 290 million adults over 18 years of age in the US. If I would have won the whole thing I give everyone 1 million dollars as a part of the tonydead stimulus package.

 
tonydead said:
There are roughly 290 million adults over 18 years of age in the US. If I would have won the whole thing I give everyone 1 million dollars as a part of the tonydead stimulus package.
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Or just buy them all a Honda.

I just cashed in my winnings. Took the lump sum and blew it all on 2.2 gallons of gas, because thats how I roll. #YOLO

 
tonydead said:
There are roughly 290 million adults over 18 years of age in the US. If I would have won the whole thing I give everyone 1 million dollars as a part of the tonydead stimulus package.
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1 million times 290 million is 290 million million

or 290,000,000,000,000

290 Trillion dollars.

you'd be a little short there einstein

 
Not that it matters, but I noticed on the back of my ticket it said you have 180 days to claim all prizes. I thought it was a year?

 
These people on the Today show......WTF are they thinking? Go claim it first then go on the show.

Really bad judgement.

 
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belljr said:
YES!!!!!! Powerball!!!

https://www.yahoo.com/music/powerball-reimbursement-fund-page-created-235504618.html

A woman by the name of Cinnamon Nicole from Cordova, TN has raised a little more than $800 in seven hours via her Powerball ReimbursementGo Fund Me page.

Nicole alleges to have spent all of her money on purchasing tickets with the assumption she would win the $1.6 billion jackpot, but soon realized the winning tickets were sold in Los Angeles, Florida and Tennessee suburbs.

Despite the chances of anyone winning the jackpot being 1 in 292.2 million, Nicole still decided to go big, and unfortunately now can’t go home because she allegedly doesn’t have any money.

Please help me and my family as we have exausted all of our funds. We spent all of our money on lottery tickets (expecting to win the 1.5 billion) and are now in dire need of cash. With your small donation of at least $1.00, a like and one share, I’m certain that we will be able to pick ourselves up from the trenches of this lost and spend another fortune trying to hit it big again! PLEASE, won’t you help a family in need. DONATE NOW.
For your charitable donations, Nicole promises to make you her #MCM or #WCW. Yet, despite the gall of the Go Fund Me Page, some users simply weren’t in support of her attempts.

Sonya Hagans quoted new viral internet star, Michelle Dobyne and wrote “Not tuhday” while Kenyatta Gibson was a bit more spirited in her response.

“Guuuuuuuuuuurl…….I ‘SWEATERGAAAAAWD’ if I see one person give you one rusty copper penny I will spend ten times what you spent on lottery tickets on PLANE tickets to fly to their humble abode so spoiled in riches that they can afford to make it rain on Sweet Brown like ratchet humans such as you who choose to spend their cash on Remy, Flaming Hot Cheetos, VOSS Water and Powerball , and commence to kicking every single one of their asses!!!”

Can you really be mad at her for trying?
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Todem said:
These people on the Today show......WTF are they thinking? Go claim it first then go on the show.

Really bad judgement.
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http://www.today.com/news/powerball-winners-tennessee-couple-claims-they-won-jackpot-today-show-t67276

The family then reached out to a friend for financial advice and was put in touch with Joe Townsend, an estate planning and tax attorney in Memphis who had the idea for them to reveal themselves on TODAY.
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:lol: Time to find another attorney.

 
GoFishTN said:
Todem said:
These people on the Today show......WTF are they thinking? Go claim it first then go on the show.

Really bad judgement.
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http://www.today.com/news/powerball-winners-tennessee-couple-claims-they-won-jackpot-today-show-t67276

The family then reached out to a friend for financial advice and was put in touch with Joe Townsend, an estate planning and tax attorney in Memphis who had the idea for them to reveal themselves on TODAY.
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:lol: Time to find another attorney.
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No kidding. My wife said the attorney as well as his daughter was on with the family.

 
If I would have won, I would have hired a maid that looks, acts, talks, and dresses like Mammy from Gone with the Wind.

I think that would have been fun. I'm pretty disappointed.

 
Cjw_55106 said:
GoFishTN said:
Todem said:
These people on the Today show......WTF are they thinking? Go claim it first then go on the show.

Really bad judgement.
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http://www.today.com/news/powerball-winners-tennessee-couple-claims-they-won-jackpot-today-show-t67276

The family then reached out to a friend for financial advice and was put in touch with Joe Townsend, an estate planning and tax attorney in Memphis who had the idea for them to reveal themselves on TODAY.
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:lol: Time to find another attorney.
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No kidding. My wife said the attorney as well as his daughter was on with the family.
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That ain't the stupidest thing they could have done but it's pretty far up there.

Trails "taking a briefcase of cash to strip club" narrowly.

 
What I have learned from this.

1. When you win the lottery

A. Get a private banker

B. No Hot Sauce in your life

How teachers wasted my time.

 
pricklypete said:
If I would have won, I would have hired a maid that looks, acts, talks, and dresses like Mammy from Gone with the Wind.

I think that would have been fun. I'm pretty disappointed.
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that was one of the plot points in the movie "The Candidate". except the maid was mexican and the guy paid her extra to talk like Mammy.

 
eoMMan said:
pricklypete said:
If I would have won, I would have hired a maid that looks, acts, talks, and dresses like Mammy from Gone with the Wind.

I think that would have been fun. I'm pretty disappointed.
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I would get one of those robot maids....like Vicky from that TV show.
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Her name was actually V.I.C.I.

Voice Input Child Identicant

 
shuke said:
eoMMan said:
pricklypete said:
If I would have won, I would have hired a maid that looks, acts, talks, and dresses like Mammy from Gone with the Wind.

I think that would have been fun. I'm pretty disappointed.
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I would get one of those robot maids....like Vicky from that TV show.
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Her name was actually V.I.C.I.

Voice Input Child Identicant
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And the show was called Small Wonder.

Turns out she gave up acting.

http://hellogiggles.com/what-happened-to-them-the-cast-of-small-wonder/

https://bigdhamaka.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/small_wonder3.jpg

 
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