What's a chochet? (1 Viewer)

[Leroy Hoard]

The ******* son of Margaret Cho & Chet Atkins.

 

[johnnycakes]

I thought it was a typo for "crochet".

 

[wikkidpissah]

I've done a little research.

My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will.

I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer.

The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night.

And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If I explain this, will this thread go away, please?In the fantasy football league I'm in with a bunch of longtime personal friends, "Tim" refers to somebody we all know and always make fun of. "Schochet" is the last name of another guy we joked around with. When our league started a couple of years ago, I said something that reminded a couple of my friends of both of these guys, and they tagged me with the combination nickname, which stuck whenever we played fantasy football. So when I joined Footballguys a year later, I entered it as my name here. Real interesting stuff, huh?

So, in your friend group, you are the combination of two guys everyone always makes fun of?Seems about right.

 

[TobiasFunke]

I've done a little research.My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will.I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer.The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night.And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

Wikkidpissah, solidifying his place atop the list of FBGs I'd most like to party with.

 

[tom22406]

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

Huh, whatever happened to Phthalatemagic?

 

[Jobber]

Huh, whatever happened to Phthalatemagic?

And Sulla. (S)he disappeared a few years back.

 

[Das Boot]

I've done a little research. My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will. I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer. The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night. And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

Wikkidpissah, solidifying his place atop the list of FBGs I'd most like to party with.

Missed this one...

 

[Tusken Raider]

Bumped for the 2014 crowd. Keep on rockin'.

 

[Ray Karpis]

I've done a little research. My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will. I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer. The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night. And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

Wikkidpissah, solidifying his place atop the list of FBGs I'd most like to party with.

Missed this one...

Top shelf.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I've done a little research. My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will. I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer. The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night. And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

Wikkidpissah, solidifying his place atop the list of FBGs I'd most like to party with.

Missed this one...

Top shelf.

He's been gone a long time. Given some of his "when the money runs out" comments have wondered how he's doing.

 

[tom22406]

So does this confirm Tim and johnjohn are the same poster?

 

[Jayrok]

I've done a little research. My internet searches yielded nothing pertinent but it triggered a memory of when my Indian grandfather, Wretching Dog, used to read to me from the Smithsonian Institute Report on Ethnology, c. 1888 - several huge volumes filled with notes from missionaries, trappers & frontier gynecologists on the customs and practices of several American tribes, which he then left to me in his will. I recalled a story (which the books confirmed) grandpa had told me about the Stinkfoot tribe (real name: Ognogbagog, so nicknamed because of the sulphurated clay on the banks of the Ognogbagog River) of Northwest South Dakota and a woman of that tribe who made some small fame as what they called a Hochet-Chochet dancer. The Stinkfeet would summon a Hochet-Chochet dancer when their fires got low. She would dance around the firepit once and then fan the flames with her ceremonial apron. This would reveal her lady business, delighting the children as much as the men because the vermin flushed from her generous thatch would ignite like sparklers when fanned over the blaze. As a finishing touch, she would turned the other way and lay a serious burst of flatulence (the result of chewing seeds of the Blackjack plant fermented in Ognogbagog mud) on the fire, fueling it for the rest of the night. And that is how the name Hochet-Chochet came about, for they were the Stinkfoot names for a squaw's two lower orifices used in the dance. Problem is, the Ethnology Report is unclear as to which is which, leaving us to guess which is the Hochet and which is the Chochet. I guess you'll have to choose for yourself which you want to identify as the Chochet, depending on how you feel about Tim.

Wikkidpissah, solidifying his place atop the list of FBGs I'd most like to party with.

Brilliant!

 

[Jayrok]

So does this confirm Tim and johnjohn are the same poster?

hmmm.