Curious as to what makes this likely trolling. I'm obtuse, so much of this kinda thing goes over my head anyway, but as
@wikkidpissah says, it's a fun discussion regardless the intent.
Looking at the original post, if the real idea is to get a record player so that you can hear old school records in the way it was heard at the time, don't bother with Dylan. Buy Powerage by AC/DC -- now THAT's an album that is only enhanced by the pops, hisses, and scratchiness of vinyl. Raw rock n roll thrown back just the way Stompin' Tom discovered it in his brother's basement room.