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Who Likes Ranch Dressing? (1 Viewer)

They eat that #### up in florida.  Went to a piggly wiggly and they had walls of it.  Was looking for a vinaigrette but it was all just ranch.

Disgusting ####.  

 
Not too different from buying a few of those big Sam's Club bottles... 

...at least that is what a friend told me.  :oldunsure:

 
There is a place here in KC called Waldo Pizza. Makes a freaking great pizza. But they also have a salad bar in there with the best ranch I have ever eaten. I firmly believe they sprinkle weed in there. People go in there just to buy the ranch dressing.

That stuff will get you high and make you crave it at the same time. Brilliant strategy. 

 
Not my favorite dressing, I’m a chunk blue cheese man, but it’s without a doubt the #1 dressing in terms of versatility.

 
ChiefD said:
There is a place here in KC called Waldo Pizza. Makes a freaking great pizza. But they also have a salad bar in there with the best ranch I have ever eaten. I firmly believe they sprinkle weed in there. People go in there just to buy the ranch dressing.

That stuff will get you high and make you crave it at the same time. Brilliant strategy. 
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Probably add meth

 
It's a very American condiment.  Ketchup is available all over the world include variants made with bananas instead of tomatoes.  Mustard, mayo and hot pepper sauces are pretty universal.  Bottled BBQ sauce is basically ketchup w/ smoke flavoring.  A1 originated in England. 

But ranch dressing is still comparatively local.  When my daughter lived abroad, she couldn't get any ranch in France so she asked us to send her a bottle.  We did it but I never felt like more of a failure as a parent.

 
I despise Ranch dressing and I don’t understand how anyone can put it on their pizza or dip their pizza in it

Now, a good and chunky Blue Cheese is a different story

 
zoonation said:
Who likes ranch dressing?  Children and fat people.
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You forgot most all chicks under 45, hot or not.

Remember, a lot of hot chicks, at some point in their lives only ate French fries.  And at some point started dipping them in ranch dressing.

 
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Scoresman said:
Ranch dressing is probably topped only by American cheese as the worst food our country produces.
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Our forefathers fought and died to preserve the deliciousness of a grilled cheese sandwich made with three slices of American cheese

 
ChiefD said:
There is a place here in KC called Waldo Pizza. Makes a freaking great pizza. But they also have a salad bar in there with the best ranch I have ever eaten. I firmly believe they sprinkle weed in there. People go in there just to buy the ranch dressing.

That stuff will get you high and make you crave it at the same time. Brilliant strategy. 
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I worked at a restaurant in the early 90s that made their own ranch dressing. It was the house dressing and the chef refused to call it ranch. I have no idea the seasonings or proportions, but I do know it had sour cream, mayonnaise, and buttermilk. I would dunk breadsticks, croutons, or captains wafers in a small souffle cup as a quick snack.

Other than that, I really don't do ranch dressing.

 
Lutherman2112 said:
I worked at a restaurant in the early 90s that made their own ranch dressing. It was the house dressing and the chef refused to call it ranch. I have no idea the seasonings or proportions, but I do know it had sour cream, mayonnaise, and buttermilk. I would dunk breadsticks, croutons, or captains wafers in a small souffle cup as a quick snack.

Other than that, I really don't do ranch dressing.
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I did something similar at the place I worked at in the 90s. I would have a quick snack with a couple dinner rolls dunked in the homemade blue cheese dressing. 

 
Eephus said:
Our forefathers fought and died to preserve the deliciousness of a grilled cheese sandwich made with three slices of American cheese
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Swap that processed orange garbage for Pepper Jack, and that's how to make a grilled cheese.

 
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Mr. Ected said:
Swap that processed orange garbage for Pepper Jack, and that's how to make a grilled cheese.
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Yeah, but even though that's still a grilled cheese sandwich, it just doesn't have the same back-in-mom's-kitchen quality to it.
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Probably, but I have recently re-fallen in love with the grilled cheese, and I believe I can make one better than my Home-Ec Teacher Mother. I use a store brand type of cheese from an East-Coast store (Wegmans) that has Habenenros and Jalepenos it. Delicious!!

Grilled cheese worth it's own thread!

 
A good grilled cheese is perfect comfort food:  cheap, easy, crunchy, gooey and a little bit greasy. 

 
Mr. Ected said:
Swap that processed orange garbage for Pepper Jack, and that's how to make a grilled cheese.
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A nice Swiss or Smoked Gouda on Sourdough. You know what else (to make it all fancy) I add?

Sliced Granny Smith Apples

Fantastic!

Some of you folk would add bacon but I don’t eat pork

 
Have you guys ever used mayonnaise on the outside of the bread for your grilled cheese?  I only recently discovered this instead of butter.  So much better.

 
Home made ranch or green goddess dressing is amazing

The "joy of cooking" has a pretty good green goddess recipe. It's an oldie but a goodie

 
Scoresman said:
Ranch dressing is probably topped only by American cheese as the worst food our country produces.
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God bless ranch dressing. Best thing to come out of America since Ben Franklin discovered electricity 

 
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tommyboy said:
Home made ranch or green goddess dressing is amazing

The "joy of cooking" has a pretty good green goddess recipe. It's an oldie but a goodie
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Yes, but I like to hear the recipe on the Great Chefs series, on cable in the early 90s, with that woman’s voiceover while watching the chef prepare it

 
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Dipping veggies from a party tray in it is ok.  Other than that, only time I have it is dipping chicken wings with BWW's honey bbq sauce in it.  That combination is the perfect sauce for me for chicken.

 
Jules Winnfield said:
A nice Swiss or Smoked Gouda on Sourdough. You know what else (to make it all fancy) I add?

Sliced Granny Smith Apples

Fantastic!

Some of you folk would add bacon but I don’t eat pork
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When you put something other than cheese on a grilled cheese it becomes some other sandwich with cheese.

In this case it would be a Granny Apple sandwich with cheese and bacon.

 
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
Have you guys ever used mayonnaise on the outside of the bread for your grilled cheese?  I only recently discovered this instead of butter.  So much better.
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I never envisioned you as a fat guy - I always thought of like a tall skinny clown, now I'm thinking a much shorter rounder clown :kicksrock:

 
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