Who Likes Ranch Dressing? (1 Viewer)

[fantasycurse42]

It sucked growing up, I never felt I was cool enough for the cool ranch Doritos.

Cool Ranch Doritos are too chips are like Butterfingers to candy bars. 

 

[matuski]

Wat? 

It is like when people put fried eggs on a burger.  It is now a breakfast sandwich.

 

[fantasycurse42]

It is like when people put fried eggs on a burger.  It is now a breakfast sandwich.

Topping a burger with an egg does not make it a breakfast sandwich. You'd be outvoted on average 8 to 2 or 9 to 1.

 

[ScottNorwood]

Cool Ranch Doritos are too chips are like Butterfingers to candy bars. 

They glom up and get stuck in your teeth?

 

[fantasycurse42]

They glom up and get stuck in your teeth?

They're worst in class. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I don't even know where to start.

It is like when people put fried eggs on a burger.  It is now a breakfast sandwich.

I know where to start

Why are egg strictly a breakfast thing?

 

[fantasycurse42]

I know where to start

Why are egg strictly a breakfast thing?Why are egg strictly a breakfast thing?

Honestly, I'll concede the fact that I relate eggs to breakfast - I don't go looking for a bacon/egg/cheese for dinner. 

However, in the context of putting ONE INDIVIDUAL FRIED EGG on a burger, it is a garnish, not the dominating force, which is the burger. His statement is absurd. I don't even know why I'm addressing it, almost feels like he has to be

 

[Jules Winnfield]

It is like when people put fried eggs on a burger.  It is now a breakfast sandwich.

So, is Spaghetti Carbonara a breakfast dish? Fried Rice?

 

[Epic Problem]

I never envisioned you as a fat guy - I always thought of like a tall skinny clown, now I'm thinking a much shorter rounder clown

There are 90 calories in 1 tablespoon of Hellman's regular mayo and 102 calories in 1 tablespoon of regular butter.

 

[shuke]

It is like when people put fried eggs on a burger.  It is now a breakfast sandwich.

So much wrong.

 

[matuski]

Why are egg strictly a breakfast thing?

Never said they were.  I am saying they don't belong on burgers.

But in this case, it makes the burger a breakfast sandwich.

 

[Epic Problem]

Never said they were.  I am saying they don't belong on burgers.

But in this case, it makes the burger a breakfast sandwich.

 

[matuski]

Also, I don't remember where this all started.

I do know a hot dog is a sandwich.  And one of the few places I don't want ranch would be a hot dog.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I never envisioned you as a fat guy - I always thought of like a tall skinny clown, now I'm thinking a much shorter rounder clown

Define "fat"

 

[ChiefD]

All of a sudden I'm hungry for two steak sandwiches.

 

[Eephus]

There are 90 calories in 1 tablespoon of Hellman's regular mayo and 102 calories in 1 tablespoon of regular butter.

There are 192 calories in one tablespoon of each.  Get your money's worth when you have open-heart surgery.

 

[Eephus]

Never said they were.  I am saying they don't belong on burgers.

But in this case, it makes the burger a breakfast sandwich.

There is no such thing as a breakfast sandwich (or a breakfast burrito for that matter).

This is a lie sold to the public by the fastfood-industrial complex

 

[popeye]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=towKx2SWpp0

 

[playin4beer]

 

[Jules Winnfield]

Never said they were.  I am saying they don't belong on burgers.

But in this case, it makes the burger a breakfast sandwich.

Actually, you never said they don’t belong on burgers. You said that when you add fried eggs to a burger it makes it a breakfast sandwich.

Is it because they’re fried eggs? If someone put a couple sunny side up or over easy eggs on the burger, will it still be considered a breakfast sandwich?

You said, it goes from a burger to a breakfast sandwich with the addition of eggs, so do all sandwiches become breakfast sandwiches with the addition of an egg of some sort or do they have to be fried?

 

[SWC]

Have you guys ever used mayonnaise on the outside of the bread for your grilled cheese?  I only recently discovered this instead of butter.  So much better.

WTF is wrong with you?  Only Canadiens do that you clown! 

well canadian clown caused chaos would definitely fit the aliteration pattern i am just sayin take that to the bank ya hoserhan

 

[shuke]

Is it because they’re fried eggs? If someone put a couple sunny side up or over easy eggs on the burger, will it still be considered a breakfast sandwich?

I'm on your side here, but do you know what a fried egg is?

 

[Hov34]

All of a sudden I'm hungry for two steak sandwiches.

The Underhills have your back.

 

[SWC]

if you said i like ranch dressing at an old timey barbecue joint someone would probably bust you in the jaw and then the old swcer would be like whoa whoa whoa brohans you are fighting over sauce thats just stupid but hey man that is just how i roll like i always say this time of year you do your sauce and i will do mine and thats ok take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I'm on your side here, but do you know what a fried egg is?

Yes, why?

 

[Gally]

Have you guys ever used mayonnaise on the outside of the bread for your grilled cheese?  I only recently discovered this instead of butter.  So much better.

Take it a couple steps further and coat the mayo with parmesan cheese and a little cracked pepper.  It gives it a little bite and extra cheese on the outside. 

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Take it a couple steps further and coat the mayo with parmesan cheese and a little cracked pepper.  It gives it a little bite and extra cheese on the outside. 

This is happening next time.

 

[Tony Jabroni]

Ranch is great with fresh, raw veggies.

 

[Scoresman]

So, is Spaghetti Carbonara a breakfast dish? Fried Rice?

There’s a place on Maui that has the best breakfast fried rice ever. So yes. 

 

[Jules Winnfield]

There’s a place on Maui that has the best breakfast fried rice ever. So yes. 

Really? Do they put crispy Spam in it?

 

[Gally]

This is happening next time.

You won't be disappointed