Who's Wittiest? Friday Quiplash - 5/18 Quipslip - Results being posted (1 Viewer)

[Bob Sacamano]

The idea that a guy who looks like that could have that much sex has given me hope for the better part of my lifetime. 

 

[Evilgrin 72]

The idea that a guy who looks like that could have that much sex has given me hope for the better part of my lifetime. 

I imagined his Hepatitis Bistro would have a lot of cylindrical meats festooned with new potatoes at the base. Some strategically placed parsley perhaps. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I imagined his Hepatitis Bistro would have a lot of cylindrical meats festooned with new potatoes at the base. Some strategically placed parsley perhaps. 

As a further indication of his crossover celebrity status, Jeremy has posed in an advertisement for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) to raise awareness of the overpopulation of domesticated animals. In the poster, he lies partially nude on a bed, a pair of handcuffs on his wrists. Poking fun at his notoriety, the title of the advertisement exclaims, "Too much sex can be a bad thing. Spay and neuter your cats and dogs."

 

[belljr]

Why you guys thanking Bob?

All he did was post our jokes

 

[hagmania]

Late entry, sorry:

Tar Baby's Briar Patch Cafe

 

[hagmania]

Late entry, sorry:

Tar Baby's Briar Patch Cafe

0 points, thanks for playing!

 

[skol asylum]

Bambi & Thumper's Red Light Cafe

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Walt’s Cryogenic Preservation and FroYo

 

[hagmania]

Btw, maybe "ALLLLLLL My Leverets" would have bashed you over the head with how funny I am. I was trying to be more subtle than a thrown brick.

 

[hagmania]

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Btw, maybe "ALLLLLLL My Leverets" would have bashed you over the head with how funny I am. I was trying to be more subtle than a thrown brick.

Like scoob, I had to google it.

 

[hagmania]

Like scoob, I had to google it.

Oh, all is forgiven.

 

[skol asylum]

Btw, maybe "ALLLLLLL My Leverets" would have bashed you over the head with how funny I am. I was trying to be more subtle than a thrown brick.

Would help if I knew what a leveret was.

 

[Evilgrin 72]

Btw, maybe "ALLLLLLL My Leverets" would have bashed you over the head with how funny I am. I was trying to be more subtle than a thrown brick.

I voted for it. 

 

[rockaction]

This was fun to read. Can't get down on anybody and will never participate as I could never think of things that funny that quickly. 

Holy crow.  

 

[hagmania]

Holy crow.  

Parallel Universe Harry Caray for 400, Alex

 

[Gawain]

Hakuna Placenta made me almost lose it on the train.
Awesome read on the train home.

 

[Bull Dozier]

This was fun to read. Can't get down on anybody and will never participate as I could never think of things that funny that quickly. 

Holy crow.  

These games need ditch diggers too.

 

[Dr Oadi]

From our youth we have been taught to laugh at and hate our “whiteness”

Who wants to be white?

So boring.

You have to laugh and or hate at your whiteness because you can’t be racist.

It is just not acceptable.

Someone here who got tired of me using Russia today as a source said repeal the 1965 immigration act.

Didnt he realize that was racist?

America just couldn’t stay 85% white 13% black and other.

In the mid 60s it was decided America was open to everyone.

Ok.

Also in the mid 60s America was everywhere.

Her military that was.

Imperialist.

Another evil that you are that must be beat into your head of the evil that you are.

American.

So white.

So safe.

Mother America sharpening her wings.

Wrapped around her children.

No not her children.

They were wrapped around African European and Asian children.

Keeping them safe. 

From the Russians.

lolz