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[AAABatteries]

Have you heard this company's new slogan? It's brutally honest. (Format: Company Name - Slogan)

1 point
Liverpool FC - YNSA - You'll Never Suck Alone
@AAABatteries can take this answer to the Eurotrash Forum.

Suck it @The Gator

 

[hagmania]

1 point
Google - The appearance of choice is what we do best!
Unfortunately for @Worm, voters did have other choices.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

2 Googles = bad

For both of us, I'm sure.

 

[hagmania]

2 points
Google - Keep using us or we'll spill all your darkest secrets.
Careful judges, @Bob Sacamano is doxxing each of you at this very moment.

 

[hagmania]

You weren't wrong.

 

[hagmania]

3 points
Botox - Because your husband left you for a younger woman.
Our faces are now permanently frozen in shock as @Idiot Boxer only racks up 3 points.

The door has been left open, will anyone capitalize?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You weren't wrong.

Hey, I'll go home if I want to put up with this kind of bull####.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Uh oh.

 

[hagmania]

4 points
McDonalds - What are you gonna do, drive an extra five minutes to eat actual food?
@fatguyinalittlecoat finally gets on the board as he finds something he can relate with the judges: the munchies.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Foos ftw

 

[hagmania]

4 points
Chick-Fil-A Eat Mor Chikin! (Unless it's Sunday, or your gay)
I'm going to choose to believe @Foosball God intentionally made the typo. Seems funnier that way.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Your gay what?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

lard!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Emotional roller coaster!

Where will it stop?!?!?

 

[hagmania]

7 points
United Airlines - Drag your feet, lose your seat.
@Cjw_55106 did just fine after all his fussing, manhandling most of the rest of the field.

But there was one that stood above the rest. There's no suspense if you can do simple math, but I'll spell out the points situation so @AAABatteries can follow along...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh, the drahhhhhma!!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

If only Iggy were here to explain the rules to us.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hags probably missing critical details.

It's all in the details, you know.

 

[hagmania]

8 points (+3!)
Virginia Slims - Killing Septuagenarian Feminists One Cigarette at a Time
@lardonastick knows his audience. Everyone else here is a 73 year-old blue hair, right?

An impressive three wins by lard! The mod is going to award him a point...

Meaning he and @Idiot Boxer tie at 24 points apiece!

Congratulations to our winners!

 

[AAABatteries]

But there was one that stood above the rest. There's no suspense if you can do simple math, but I'll spell out the points situation so @AAABatteries can follow along...

<_<

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You can't do that!!

It's not in the rule book!!!!!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

lardon

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Thanks Hags!

 

[AAABatteries]

I just gave myself 20 more points - I win!

 

[AAABatteries]

Thanks Hags!

 

[lardonastick]

Nice!  @Idiot Boxer 

Thanks for the yuks Hags and everyone!

 

[The Gator]

Have you heard this company's new slogan? It's brutally honest. (Format: Company Name - Slogan)

1 point
Liverpool FC - YNSA - You'll Never Suck Alone
@AAABatteries can take this answer to the Eurotrash Forum.

Reported

 

[hagmania]

Final Standings
Idiot Boxer - 24
lardonastick - 24
Cjw_55106 - 16
Bob Sacamano - 13
Foosball God - 13
AAABatteries - 12
Worm - 5
fatguyinalittlecoat - 4

Thanks for playing all! I hope to be back some more during our slower summer hours for more Friday fun and games.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Good job all. Thanks Hag!

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Would supercalifragilisticexpiali dope #### have gotten me a vote?

 

[AAABatteries]

Would supercalifragilisticexpiali dope #### have gotten me a vote?

Spoon full of crack?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

**** Van Dyke Dildo was going to be tough to top, I think. 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Winifred's severed head?

 

[AAABatteries]

**** Van Dyke Dildo was going to be tough to top, I think. 

Yeah - tough nut to crack 

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Yeah - tough nut to crack 

Just a good vibe to it.

 

[Worm]

5 points?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Cjw_55106]

5 points?!?!?!?!?!?

Believe me, we were all disappointed with your effort.