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Wife bit off piece of husband’s ear in argument over beer (1 Viewer)

My wife announced she wants to learn how to operate and own a gun last week. I have not missed cooking a dinner in the last coupe weeks, lot of special desserts for her. NFL on Sundays has become optional.

 
My wife announced she wants to learn how to operate and own a gun last week. I have not missed cooking a dinner in the last coupe weeks, lot of special desserts for her. NFL on Sundays has become optional.
:lol:

seems the prudent thing to do is make sure your local watering hole doesn't serve the "hairy buffalo " :oldunsure:

 
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"Honey, mind if I chew on your ear about something that's bothering me?"

"Sure, go ahead..."

"You're an #######!" *CHOMP*

 
Hairy Buffalo recipe

1/5 part 151 proof rum
1/5 part Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1/5 part Absolut® vodka
1/5 part Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskeyfruit
2 cans fruit punchice cubes
Mix all ingredients into a large cooler, punch bowl or garbage can (a new one). Cut larger fruit into pieces and add.
ahhh.. so what we called a whopp -a tooeee is now a "Hairy Buffalo"..

Loved those parties.. Cut up a bunch of fruit, soak it in the alcohol for about 30 minutes before adding kool-aid, punch, whatever..

Then dare the none drinkers to eat a piece of fruit.. :lol:

 
Well if he ignores her from now on she can't say "in one ear & out the other, oh sorry honey I forgot I ATE the other!!!

 

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