About 10 years ago. Was visiting a buddy in Texas for the weekend...was staying at his house with his wife and then 6 yr old daughter. Went out with him for drinks at a bar near his place, and started chatting up a hot little young lass. Yadda, yadda, yadda I end up leaving with her (in her car) to her house about a 30 min. drive away.
We walk into her house and it has about 25 damn cats running around. She had one of those cat houses covered in thick rope on the TOP of her kitchen countertop peninsula! I sit down on her couch and instantly have cat hair all over my pants. It was absolutely disgusting. And because I basically had no idea where I was or any transportation to get the hell out of there (this was pre-Uber), and very drunk, I figured I might as well make the best of it. Getting out of that gross living room and into her bedroom was even more of a goal than it was before. I quickly pushed things to that area and we ended up putting on a decent show for the random cats that would jump in and out of her bed!
About 5am I come to my senses and realize I need to figure out how the hell I'm going to get out of there and back to my buddy's house. I search for a cab company on my phone and wake her up to find out her address to tell the cab for pickup. She proceeds to tell me the address along with the tidbit that her ex boyfriend who she just kicked out last week was going to be coming by "sometime early this morning" to pickup a bag of his remaining clothes there (she points to the bag on her bedroom floor). Oh, and he'll be on his Harley cycle. Super.
Luckily the cab came before the boyfriend showed and I get back to my buddy's house about 6:30am. I walk in the garage door leading to the kitchen where my buddy's wife is sitting there drinking coffee and feeding their young daughter breakfast. She just gives me that look...half shaking her head in disgust, half with a smirk and internally saying to herself "not surprised". I just kind of shrug, say "good morning" meekly and fall face first into the bed that I was staying at and pass out.
