Mario Kart
Footballguy
Always good for some laughs.
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WIPEOUT - season 7 (still awesome with Jill) (1 Viewer)
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Postradamus
Footballguy
This is just MXC with Americans.
less funny IMO. asians performing physical comedy is top-shelf.
less funny IMO. asians performing physical comedy is top-shelf.
Mario Kart
Footballguy
The hurdles are 
PinkydaPimp
Footballguy
this is great. do they purposely pick the worst athletes ever?
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
My sub-two year old loved this. Lowest common denominator hilarity.
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
Wyld Stallyns
Footballguy
anyone else notice that the hot hostess girl looks like she put on a few lbs in the offseason??
The Big Guy
Fear the Blitz
The catapult and the hurdles make the show this year. I still love a good punch in the face or nads, but the hurdle ride that one chick took, they need to package that one up and sell it. Boatloads I tell you!! 
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Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
Yes! She's still pretty hot, though.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I was thinking those hurdle things looked pretty dangerous if you got caught under one. Not complaining, though.The catapult and the hurdles make the show this year. I still love a good punch in the face or nads, but the hurdle ride that one chick took, they need to package that one up and sell it. Boatloads I tell you!!
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Maybe if she stopped stuffing all of those cookie balls into her mouth.... I think she was gaining a pound a minute the way she was shoveling those things in there.
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
I thought that was all shtick.
B-Deep
Footballguy
i'd let her bounce on my big balls
Buckfast 1
Footballguy
No, not really. I was hoping for an entertainingly awkward interview at the end, but I don't think there was much made of it. The announcers made some comment about how he won 50k and the hostess girl won a cheap steak or something like that. Nothing very memorable. You didn't miss much.
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and doesn't need that Dunkleman knock-off.
snogger
Footballguy
last night.. No idea how that one lady was able to stand up after landing on her head and bending like a pretzel 
snogger
Footballguy
thought for sure the Life Guards were going to have to jump in.. He hit the water and couldn't seem to figure out how to get his head back above..
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Corporation
Angry Bovine
I've got to remember to add this to the DVR.
Jobber
Footballguy
The obstacles this year are much improved over last. For those who did not watch:
At the Big Balls platform there's a huge pendulum pad thing that pushes you off if you stand there for more than a few seconds.
They added some vertically moving padded hurdles they have to get over. I think about a dozen of them. They actually look pretty dangerous. Guys were getting nut shots like you wouldn't believe.
At the Big Balls platform there's a huge pendulum pad thing that pushes you off if you stand there for more than a few seconds.
They added some vertically moving padded hurdles they have to get over. I think about a dozen of them. They actually look pretty dangerous. Guys were getting nut shots like you wouldn't believe.
Senor Schmutzig
Footballguy
Mario Kart
Footballguy
up
Mario Kart
Footballguy
good stuff
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
those balls are friggin impossible.
Seymour Corn
it=info
Is Guy LeDouche on this? If not, I ain't watchin.
analog_hiss
Footballguy
Reminder and DVR set, I will not miss this next week.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
The big balls have to be basically impossible for anyone going later. Once those things get slicked up by the mud, there's no way you're making it over them. I think you'd be better off trying to use the first ball as a trampoline and launching yourself forward and to the side, landing virtually on your feet and swimming the rest of the way.
Mario Kart
Footballguy
game day bump
Verbal Kint
Footballguy
I'm coming around on the Johns. When the female boxer landed on her rump during the Thrilla on the Treadmilla, an orange cone popped up behind her, like it shot out of her bum. A simple "what?", and I'm giggling like a school girl.
Corporation
Angry Bovine
I found the show to be pretty amusing last year, but again you have the legend that is the Japanese show.
However, it is now a must watch in my house. My 7 year old caught it last week, and I've never heard him laugh as hard as he did last week. He loved Muttonchops and Julie Wong from Hong Kong (he called her name out every time). The show itself is improved over last year, but to have my boy absolutely losing it every time one of these goobers bust is
However, it is now a must watch in my house. My 7 year old caught it last week, and I've never heard him laugh as hard as he did last week. He loved Muttonchops and Julie Wong from Hong Kong (he called her name out every time). The show itself is improved over last year, but to have my boy absolutely losing it every time one of these goobers bust is
Mario Kart
Footballguy
Motivator = 
Mario Kart
Footballguy
Would have been nice to see a lady or two on that rocket.
Mario Kart
Footballguy
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Wyld Stallyns
Footballguy
Now that we're a few weeks in, I've decided to change my tune - she's PERFECT.
