Woman on top is most dangerous sex position (1 Viewer)

[Swing 51]

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse.It might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the 'Missionary Position', but it seems that men are paying a painful price for revolution in the bedroom.

"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.

Half of them reported hearing a crack before experiencing pain, with some also suffering swelling.

Their average age was 34 and some of the men waited up to six hours before seeking medical help.

The research concluded: "Our study supports the fact that sexual intercourse with 'woman on top' is the potentially riskiest sexual position related to penile fracture.

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

"On the contrary, when the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it."

The study found that 44 men had attended hospital, with 42 having "the condition confirmed after clinical, radiological and surgical evaluation".

Of these, 28 were injured in heterosexual romps, four during homosexual intercourse, six as a result of "penis manipulation" and four in circumstances which were "unclear".

The study, published in the Advances in Urology journal, reads: "Half of patients (50 per cent) presented with the classical triad of an audible crack followed by pain.

"The presentation time of patients to the hospital after penile fracture ranged from 0.5 to 6 hours."

"Penile fracture is a relatively uncommon clinical condition that frequently causes fear and embarrassment for the patient, hypothetically resulting in delayed search for medical assistance, which can lead to impairment of sexual and voiding functions,” said the authors.

"Considering that most studies are retrospective and based on patients records information regarding the social dynamics surrounding penile fracture is scarce in the literature, mainly potentially risky sexual positions."

The scientists, who looked at three hospitals in Campinas, a city of three million people in Brazil, used hospital records and in some cases interviewed the patients.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11359960/Woman-on-top-is-most-dangerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html

 

[packersfan]

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis."On the contrary, when the man is controlling the movement, he has better chances of stopping the penetration energy in response to the pain related to the penis harm, minimizing it."

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11359960/Woman-on-top-is-most-dangerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html

They needed a study to figure this out?

 

[Brony]

There's more than one position?

 

[heckmanm]

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

Band name?

 

[FlapJacks]

This thread makes me cringe than the anxiety videos thread from yesterday....

 

[heckmanm]

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

Band name?

Alternatively, "my wife has a different definition for this phrase"

 

[Shrugs]

I'm willing to live dangerously.

 

[packersfan]

I'm willing to live dangerously.

As long as the chick doesn't think she's Sasha Grey I'm on board too.

Course if it was Sasha Grey being Sasha Grey I won't care about a damn thing.

 

[cstu]

Never let a drunk chick be on top.

 

[rascal]

Audible crack followed by pain....

I'm out

 

[(HULK)]

If you're not a weakling and she's not a cow, shouldn't be an issue imo

 

[General Malaise]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

 

[jb1020]

"Our hypothesis is that when woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration, because the harm is usually minor in woman with no pain but major in the penis.

Band name?

Fantasy football name.

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

 

[SacramentoBob]

Worst sex experience I ever had was some chick who ####ed like she was making a porno. Completely over the top behavior and at some point it slipped out and there was a collision. No fracturing thankfully, but that experience scared the #### out of me.

 

[Shrugs]

I read an article on penile fracture once years ago and it's lasted with me ever since. Seriously dangerous and painful ####.

Unfortunately my side piece only gets off on top. I've taken to grabbing her hips and controlling how far up she can go so as to not lose contact and risk injury.

Wait, you can only climax when the woman is on top?

 

[jb1020]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

Fracture seems like too harsh of a word. I just refer to it as "missing a stroke."

 

[Papa Georgio]

So how does one sign up for such an important scientific experiment? I'm willing to do this for the betterment of all mankind.

 

[Spike]

Never let a drunk chick be on top.

I'm of the opposite train of thought.

 

[comfortably numb]

Worst sex experience I ever had was some chick who ####ed like she was making a porno. Completely over the top behavior and at some point it slipped out and there was a collision. No fracturing thankfully, but that experience scared the #### out of me.

[dentist] go on...[/dentist]

 

[Dentist]

Worst sex experience I ever had was some chick who ####ed like she was making a porno. Completely over the top behavior and at some point it slipped out and there was a collision. No fracturing thankfully, but that experience scared the #### out of me.

did it then turn into a hot scat scene?

 

[sbonomo]

dammit, this is one of my favorite positions.....What's next no reverse cow girl? This world is going to hell.....

 

[packersfan]

dammit, this is one of my favorite positions.....What's next no reverse cow girl? This world is going to hell.....

Nobody said you can't do it. Just don't come #####ing to us if your **** breaks.

 

[jon_mx]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

It more of a rupturing of blood vessels which will effect things from happening properly in the future.

 

[Cjw_55106]

So how does one sign up for such an important scientific experiment? I'm willing to do this for the betterment of all mankind.

Well, it sounds like they talked to people that were injured already. When you break your crank, let em know at the emergency room that you want to partake in the survey.

 

[RUSF18]

"Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddd..."

 

[Treynwreck3]

Two words that should never be used together: "penile" and "fracture".

 

[Koya]

Most dangerous for us. Donkey punch probably a bit more dangerous for her.

 

[belljr]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

It more of a rupturing of blood vessels which will effect things from happening properly in the future.

I honestly had no idea this was possible.

 

[Guest]

If you're not a weakling and she's not a cow, shouldn't be an issue imo

I believe this is more of an issue with skinny/bony girls.

 

[jon_mx]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

It more of a rupturing of blood vessels which will effect things from happening properly in the future.

I honestly had no idea this was possible.

I wish I did not know.

 

[belljr]

in retrospect there probably were a few times that I may have been close but since I can cut glass i never fractured

 

[Leroy Hoard]

WOT?

 

[Ditkaless Wonders]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

It more of a rupturing of blood vessels which will effect things from happening properly in the future.

I honestly had no idea this was possible.

Don't google pictures. I mean, unless you want to see a dude's junk bent 90 degrees at the middle and turned purple and black.

ahh....the "Bret Favre".

 

[chauncey]

So what is the next best "I'm lazy/tired but still want to get laid" position?

 

[SacramentoBob]

So what is the next best "I'm lazy/tired but still want to get laid" position?

Flogging the bishop.

 

[arrow1]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

bone-r

 

[bigbottom]

Fracture? I thought it wasn't a bone?

Fracture seems like too harsh of a word. I just refer to it as "missing a stroke."

"Throwing a rod"

 

[Thunderlips]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

 

[chauncey]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

LOOK AT ME I HAVE A GIANT WANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For average Joe's a little grinding action will not result in injury but a wild twerking style cowgirl session could be dangerous.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

 

[Parrothead]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

BFD. My wife straps on a rocket pack before we get down. :gang:

 

[Papa Georgio]

So how does one sign up for such an important scientific experiment? I'm willing to do this for the betterment of all mankind.

Well, it sounds like they talked to people that were injured already. When you break your crank, let em know at the emergency room that you want to partake in the survey.

That's a bit of a buzz kill.

 

[Galileo]

Scientists have found that the 'cowgirl' position is responsible for half of all penile fractures during sexual intercourse.It might have emancipated women from the drudgery of the 'Missionary Position', but it seems that men are paying a painful price for revolution in the bedroom.

"Woman on top" is the most dangerous sex position, according to a new scientific study.

Scientists have found that the position, dubbed "cowgirl", is responsible for half of all penile fractures in the bedroom.

The research also revealed that the "doggy-style" position, with women on all fours, is behind 29 per cent of afflictions.

In contrast, the traditional "man on top" is responsible for just 21 per cent.

Doctors and academics looked at patients attending three A&E units with suspected "penile fractures" over a 13 year period.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11359960/Woman-on-top-is-most-dangerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html

Well, that accounts for all cases, so there are plenty of risk free options still available

 

[Thunderlips]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

-Treat your woman like a lady on the streets and a ho between the sheets.....

- Mike Tyson -

 

[Thunderlips]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

BFD. My wife straps on a rocket pack before we get down. :gang:

:smdh: Mrs. Lips has to put on an oxygen mask anytime she's interested in climbing to my summit.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

I don't understand the physics of this..... How does she slip off of you when she's on top? Mrs. Lips has to practically stand up to climb off L'il Thunder.....

My wife keeps a ladder by the bed.

Ptttthhh.. I lower mine on a crane through the sunroof.. she knows better than to go ballz deep

BFD. My wife straps on a rocket pack before we get down. :gang:

:smdh: Mrs. Lips has to put on an oxygen mask anytime she's interested in climbing to my summit.

Is that it? NASA has suspended all deliveries to the International Space Station via rocket. They just show up at our door, hand my wife a backpack, and say "Here."

 

[offdee]

I looked danger in the eye tonight and won. She won twice.

 

[tommyboy]

Missionary only

In the dark

Fully clothed

No cuddling