You can join Mensa FOR FREE this month with your test scores! (1 Viewer)

[gianmarco]

Who's in?

 

[TakiToki]

Think I misunderstood the instructions in the Woodcock Johnson testing.

 

[FUBAR]

"Free". You still have to pay for a transcript of whatever test and have it sent to them.

I imagine the kind of scrote who has his old SAT test or Stanford-Binet IQ test results handy and ready to submit is already a Mensa member and tells everyone he meets about it within seconds of meeting them.

what are the benefits and can just one score get us in? LSAT from 20 years ago seems to qualify but why join?

 

[gianmarco]

"Free". You still have to pay for a transcript of whatever test and have it sent to them.

I imagine the kind of scrote who has his old SAT test or Stanford-Binet IQ test results handy and ready to submit is already a Mensa member and tells everyone he meets about it within seconds of meeting them.

what are the benefits and can just one score get us in? LSAT from 20 years ago seems to qualify but why join?

Admission to the upcoming Mensa subforum here.

 

[FUBAR]

"Free". You still have to pay for a transcript of whatever test and have it sent to them.

I imagine the kind of scrote who has his old SAT test or Stanford-Binet IQ test results handy and ready to submit is already a Mensa member and tells everyone he meets about it within seconds of meeting them.

what are the benefits and can just one score get us in? LSAT from 20 years ago seems to qualify but why join?

Literally the only benefit of membership is you get to put "Mensa Member" on your resume. And presumably your eHarmony account.

guessing the members prefer meHarmony

 

[Das Boot]

I think I messed up the URL somehow, looks like I just joined DENSA for $100.66, repeating of course.

 

[Jrodicus]

Literally the only benefit of membership is you get to put "Mensa Member" on your resume. And presumably your eHarmony account.

Not true.  Local, regional, and national gatherings are a lot of fun.  There are special interest groups for a wide range of subjects, and there are a lot ways to connect to other Mensans via social media (including international members).  Email and magazine publications are interesting as well.

As far as putting it on a resume...most avoid it because it tends to hurt more than help.

 

[bentley]

what are the benefits and can just one score get us in? LSAT from 20 years ago seems to qualify but why join?

Because when I do something stupid and someone says "Look at this ####### Mensa member," I can answer in the affirmative.

 

[MikeIke]

I think I messed up the URL somehow, looks like I just joined DENSA for $100.66, repeating of course.

I joined  Menses.  It's not at all what I was hoping for. 

 

[Megaton]

I think my girlfriend is a Mensa member, she has one of those cycles every month.  

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

I've told this story before, but I used to work with a guy who kept a laser printed card that said MENSA in his shirt pocket. Very convincing. 

 

[tone1oc]

31 on ACT, I qualify!

 

[RokNRole]

i don't think anyone with a superior intellect would ever join a club.

 

[Righetti]

I went to college with a dude named John Mensa.  I think he flunked intro to college Algebra. 

 

[PIK95]

I went to college with a dude named John Mensa.  I think he flunked intro to college Algebra. 

Pretty sure I did also.

 

[Gawain]

Don't seem to be a fan of Knights

Why does my peepee come out yellow?

 

[MikeIke]

I took a quiz online that said my IQ was 168. Does that count? 

 

[lardonastick]

I took a quiz online that said my IQ was 168. Does that count? 

What do you think, genius?