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You ever find yourself simply unable to finish a task? (1 Viewer)

Yeah I've probably missed out on $500 of reimbursements over the last few years because I'm too lazy to turn in receipts.

 
One time I had this really tiny girl over. I was sick as a dog and she said she just wanted to cuddle because she was sick too.

Well we both took Nyquil and went to bed. Needless to say I decided to go for some sex. One thing leads to another and I am on top of this poor girl making her probably regret her life decisions...

Next thing I know, she is waking me up and telling me to roll off of her. We both passed out during, so you know I was rocking her world.

I rolled off of her with my condom still hanging on for dear life. She looked pretty disgusted with me as she gathered her clothes and left in the middle of the night. I grunted something at her and went back to sleep.

So yeah sometimes I don't finish things but I end them one way or another.

 

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