Hahahaha....everyone knows they go in the freezer, right next to my eyeglasses.Today I attempted to put the box of cheerios in the fridge.
I intentionally try to park in the same place at all my regular stops for this very reason. Every time I see someone looking lost in the parking lot I make sure to give them the ol' "ha ha, I see you.""Getting lucky" now means I found my car in the parking lot.
That's not nearly as bad as putting a roast in the pantry. Did that back when I was in my 20s after a trip to the grocery store.ChiefD said:Today I attempted to put the box of cheerios in the fridge.
I don't see them much anymore due to modern car design, but people used to stick little orange balls on their car antennas to help find them. I remember a comedian mentioning what a good idea is was. "Every car should have one of those".Mister CIA said:I intentionally try to park in the same place at all my regular stops for this very reason. Every time I see someone looking lost in the parking lot I make sure to give them the ol' "ha ha, I see you."
My wife always buys those decorative covers to put over the burners on top of our stove. About every 2 months I’ll take the cover off of the front burner and place a pot of water on it and turn on the back by mistakeMister CIA said:Reheated a pot of red beans last week and set the burner on max instead of low. 30 minutes later, surprise!
Could have stopped at this part.My wife always buys those decorative covers to put over the burners on top of our stove.
The cool thing is you have two pairs!yesterday i went hiking with a grey Mephisto hiking shoe (right) and an grey all bird (left). 3.9 miles. not very comfortable. someone asked me if it was a statement. nah, just old age
Queue Rod Stewart's The First Cut is the Deepest.Had a pest control guy here yesterday (I have ants), who appeared to be in his early-to-mid 20s. He was telling me about how he'd taken a volleyball-sized wasps' nest down from someone's house, and I asked him who could possibly let something get that big without noticing it. He said, "old people," and just as I started to commiserate with him about how terrible old people are, he added, "No offense."
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Mister CIA said:I intentionally try to park in the same place at all my regular stops for this very reason. Every time I see someone looking lost in the parking lot I make sure to give them the ol' "ha ha, I see you."
Getting that also, ugh.My scalp is sunburned. Through my (thinning) hair.
Mister CIA said:I intentionally try to park in the same place at all my regular stops for this very reason. Every time I see someone looking lost in the parking lot I make sure to give them the ol' "ha ha, I see you."
I go around telling everyone daily I'm held together by scotch tape.Dezbelief said:Waking up, stretching and figuring out which body part is the sorest today.
Just received my signed Steve Grogan jersey last week. Now looking for a rookie card to include in the frame.Got a signed **** Schofield SENIOR card in the mail today. I watched him play.
I've been asking the same thing since 2003.What did I come in here for?
Do they ask you if that's what they called kinesiology tape back in your day?I go around telling everyone daily I'm held together by scotch tape.
Just a heads up Chief, yelling at them to “slow down!” while pointing your cane at them isn’t “waving”. HTH.*I sit out front in my driveway and wave to traffic. And people walking down the sidewalk.
Doing it right now as a matter of fact.
On the bright side speeding on my street is down 92% since I moved here 12 years ago.
That is a good deal.I got a postcard today from Ace Hardware for their monthly Ace Rewards specials. I got really excited for Get Two 20lb bird seed for $20.
40lbs for $20.
That’s an effing deal boys and girls. BAM!!
Probably slowing down to gawk at the old man sitting in his driveway wearing only his tighty whities.I sit out front in my driveway and wave to traffic. And people walking down the sidewalk.
Doing it right now as a matter of fact.
On the bright side speeding on my street is down 92% since I moved here 12 years ago.
I just woke up three hours early for no reason at all. Was reading the Branson thread and was crying laughing so hard at your Uranus post that I uncontrollably ripped a loud one and woke up the wife and the dog.Wake up this morning and did some stretching on the floor for 15 minutes. That is enough for me to feel old but obviously my subconscious was irritated it didn’t have any good stories to share in here - so, head down stairs to make my coffee and get my day started. We have a Keurig single coffee maker - start it and walk in to the garage to get a roll of paper towels and to check on something I need later today. Walk back in to kitchen to a huge puddle of coffee on the floor, counter and dripping down the cabinets. Yep, didn’t put a coffee cup under.
Screw you Chief!
My scalp is sunburned. Through my (thinning) hair.
For the past 6 months or so, I have realized that I am leaving my fly down at a pretty consistent pace now after using the bathroom. Forgetfulness? Freudian? Who knows.