Your "Old Moment" of The Day (1 Viewer)

[Hoh]

Yep, just happened again. Came out of the john at work, was reminded of my recent response, checked my fly and sure enough, it was open. :sigh:

Old is forgetting to zip up after a pee.  REAL old is forgetting to zip down before a pee.

 

[Gilroy34]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

 

[skol asylum]

I washed down my testosterone supplement pills with a glass of Metamucil.

Smart. If you taint getting any action from one end there's always the other.

 

[Mjolnirs]

My wife always buys those decorative covers to put over the burners on top of our stove. About every 2 months I’ll take the cover off of the front burner and place a pot of water on it and turn on the back by mistake 

I have ruined several sets of those.  My wife just stopped buying them.

I sit out front in my driveway and wave to traffic. And people walking down the sidewalk

Every evening I sit out front in a chair with my dogs hanging around my feet.  The dogs like being out front, and I get to speak to everyone walking by.

My main moment, is having two sets of glasses.  One for using the computer, and one for everything else.
There's nothing like having to switch back and forth all the time.

 

[nirad3]

For the past 6 months or so, I have realized that I am leaving my fly down at a pretty consistent pace now after using the bathroom. Forgetfulness? Freudian? Who knows. 

This is so me. 

I have hairs growing out of my ears

Same here.  Not only that but it's Gandalf white.

 

[lardonastick]

Wake up this morning and did some stretching on the floor for 15 minutes.  That is enough for me to feel old but obviously my subconscious was irritated it didn’t have any good stories to share in here - so, head down stairs to make my coffee and get my day started. We have a Keurig single coffee maker - start it and walk in to the garage to get a roll of paper towels and to check on something I need later today. Walk back in to kitchen to a huge puddle of coffee on the floor, counter and dripping down the cabinets.  Yep, didn’t put a coffee cup under.

Screw you Chief!

This whole thing hits really close to home.

 

[dkp993]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

And nose.  Sigh…..

 

[ChiefD]

I've been checking my fly all day when I leave the bathroom. Thanks @Senor Schmutzig!

 

[snellman]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

I have more hairs in my ears and nose than on my head.

 

[Dezbelief]

Waking up, stretching and figuring out which body part is the sorest today.

I just woke up three hours early for no reason at all.

All week asleep before the end of the 10 o'clock news, if I even make it to 10. Now I'm debating the merits of laying in pain or getting an ice pack. It's too early to take my arthritis medicine if I want it to last the whole work day. Decisions Decisions

 

[Osaurus]

Wondering if the yard waste bins are too heavy for the waste disposal folks to pick up. Should I tip them?

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Wondering if the yard waste bins are too heavy for the waste disposal folks to pick up. Should I tip them?

You can never be too careful

 

[ChiefD]

Wondering if the yard waste bins are too heavy for the waste disposal folks to pick up. Should I tip them?

You can never be too careful

But it's trash.....

 

[belljr]

I have old man prostrate...... :(

it actually sucks. I need to see a specialist soon

 

[ChiefD]

I have old man prostrate...... :(

it actually sucks. I need to see a specialist soon

Sooner rather than later. That's something you don't want to delay.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I have old man prostrate...... :(

it actually sucks. I need to see a specialist soon

you have to lie flat every five minutes?

 

[Skipdog77]

Moved the magnifying glass app on my phone to the first screen for easier access.

 

[belljr]

Moved the magnifying glass app on my phone to the first screen for easier access.

i just use my camera

 

[AAABatteries]

Morning wood is now morning won't

What age did this start? Man, I’m still at full attention most mornings and raring to go when the wife is down. 48M - Caucasian

 

[ChiefD]

Morning wood is now morning won't

What age did this start? Man, I’m still at full attention most mornings and raring to go when the wife is down. 48M - Caucasian

:divingboard:

 

[Skipdog77]

Moved the magnifying glass app on my phone to the first screen for easier access.

i just use my camera

With my luck I'd inadvertently take a pic of my hemerrhoid cream application instructions and post it to Insta.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

And nose. Sigh…..

I have to trim mine weekly now.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I have old man prostrate...... :(

it actually sucks. I need to see a specialist soon

Same. Hit 45 last march so I’m due for the infinity gauntlet.

 

[arrow1]

Morning wood is now morning won't

What age did this start? Man, I’m still at full attention most mornings and raring to go when the wife is down. 48M - Caucasian

probably 55......

 

[belljr]

Moved the magnifying glass app on my phone to the first screen for easier access.

i just use my camera

With my luck I'd inadvertently take a pic of my hemerrhoid cream application instructions and post it to Insta.

Well im too old to have "the gram"

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

And nose. Sigh…..

I have to trim mine weekly now.

I recently hired a lawn service.

 

[dkp993]

I have hairs growing out of my ears

And nose. Sigh…..

I have to trim mine weekly now.

Yep. Broke down and bought a specific ear and nose hair trimmer. It was in the old man section of CVS, next to the walkers, knee braces and get off my lawn signs.

 

[dkp993]

Wondering if the yard waste bins are too heavy for the waste disposal folks to pick up. Should I tip them?

You can never be too careful

But it's trash.....

I hope you have them labeled and locked.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

For the past 6 months or so, I have realized that I am leaving my fly down at a pretty consistent pace now after using the bathroom. Forgetfulness? Freudian? Who knows.

I am notorious for this! My 16 year old daughter is constantly mortified.

 

[mr. furley]

Just had mine being reminded of the internet before Netscape.

Q-link user?

 

[Osaurus]

Wondering if the yard waste bins are too heavy for the waste disposal folks to pick up. Should I tip them?

You can never be too careful

But it's trash.....

I hope you have them labeled and locked.

Only the good bins

 

[fred_1_15301]

I don’t remember anything anymore. I get to the basement and I’ve already forgotten the reason I came down. Happens all the time. I’m not even 45 yet.

 

[Senor Schmutzig]

My scalp is sunburned. Through my (thinning) hair.

Yeah, that happened to me a couple of weeks ago for the first time. I don't like wearing hats so HTF am I going to put sunscreen on my head now?

Was reading this post and came to this response, MY response, and couldn't remember typing it. I mean it WAS seven months ago...