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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (8 Viewers)

El Floppo said:
one of the parents from our oldest's former school (it was a tight and fun group) is having a bday party tonight.

part deux of this info is that we were informed by divorced friend that both parts of this couple (still together) are very active on one of the more scandalous dating sites looking for "action".

exhibit c- their middle-school aged daughter has been going to counseling for porn addiction.

summation: my wife doesn't want to go, but I probably should... right? 
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Howdy neighbor!

 
El Floppo said:
one of the parents from our oldest's former school (it was a tight and fun group) is having a bday party tonight.

part deux of this info is that we were informed by divorced friend that both parts of this couple (still together) are very active on one of the more scandalous dating sites looking for "action".

exhibit c- their middle-school aged daughter has been going to counseling for porn addiction.

summation: my wife doesn't want to go, but I probably should... right? 
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If you do go, just remember the speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the ####-storm that’s coming.

 
-fish- said:
I'm a on the plaintiff's side 90% of the time, but my cases are all about pushing money from one set of people I don't care about to another set of people I don't care about.
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Well, if no one else is going to call dibs on this....I'm available if you'd like to push some to this set of people (person?).  PM'd you my snail mail address.  Thanks!

 
El Floppo said:
one of the parents from our oldest's former school (it was a tight and fun group) is having a bday party tonight.

part deux of this info is that we were informed by divorced friend that both parts of this couple (still together) are very active on one of the more scandalous dating sites looking for "action".

exhibit c- their middle-school aged daughter has been going to counseling for porn addiction.

summation: my wife doesn't want to go, but I probably should... right? 
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Yes, for appearance, but that's all you're on the hook for. 

 
Henry Ford said:
10-11 year old girls don't generally get obsessed with sex unless they've been involved with sex. 
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You sound like you're speaking from.....experience.

Show us on the doll where the 11 year old girl touched you, Hank.  This is a safe place.

 
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Henry Ford said:
10-11 year old girls don't generally get obsessed with sex unless they've been involved with sex. 
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Kinda "funny" I guess but a few weeks ago the wife and I were sitting around having a few drinks and talking. Somehow the subject of magazines like Tiger Beat and Teen Beat came up.  We started looking at covers of said mags on the googles.  She was talking about who she and her friends thought were the cutest...Andy Gibb, Shaun Cassidy, etc.

I mentioned that tween guys didn't have magazines aimed at them like that.  We were all about finding dad's Playboys.   She said "yeah, we didn't care about sex. It wasn't sexual at all. And if you read the articles inside it was all about what type of girl they liked and their dogs and crap. We wanted to know what kind of boyfriend he would be. We really didn't want to see his wiener."

 
5-ish Finkle said:
You sound like you're speaking from.....experience.

Show us on the doll where the 11 year old girl touched you, Hank.  This is a safe place.
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I am speaking from experience, I guess. I sue people who molest kids or negligently or intentionally allow kids to get molested. 

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
Kinda "funny" I guess but a few weeks ago the wife and I were sitting around having a few drinks and talking. Somehow the subject of magazines like Tiger Beat and Teen Beat came up.  We started looking at covers of said mags on the googles.  She was talking about who she and her friends thought were the cutest...Andy Gibb, Shaun Cassidy, etc.

I mentioned that tween guys didn't have magazines aimed at them like that.  We were all about finding dad's Playboys.   She said "yeah, we didn't care about sex. It wasn't sexual at all. And if you read the articles inside it was all about what type of girl they liked and their dogs and crap. We wanted to know what kind of boyfriend he would be. We really didn't want to see his wiener."
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Precisely. 

 
Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
I agree with gay d1cks 420
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This is still one of the funniest things I've seen in months.

In other news, I learned today that cell phones and hot tubs don't mix.  Who knew?  roverfish, the tragic part is that just before launching my phone into the abyss, I had been taking pictures of Charity mostly naked in the tub, or frolicking in the waterfall thereabouts.  Pray for my phone's healing.

 
krista4 said:
This is still one of the funniest things I've seen in months.

In other news, I learned today that cell phones and hot tubs don't mix.  Who knew?  roverfish, the tragic part is that just before launching my phone into the abyss, I had been taking pictures of Charity mostly naked in the tub, or frolicking in the waterfall thereabouts.  Pray for my phone's healing.
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:mellow:   

fish bait?

i've really gotta get up there and do some hiking!

 
Made my obligatory Saturday run to Lowes for #### I don't really need. A friend came over with his truck and loaded some stuff up to take to the landfill.

Then I'm off in a few to get a pedicure by Wendy (I'm sure that's her real name) in advance of my Mexican vacation next week.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Made my obligatory Saturday run to Lowes for #### I don't really need. A friend came over with his truck and loaded some stuff up to take to the landfill.

Then I'm off in a few to get a pedicure by Wendy (I'm sure that's her real name) in advance of my Mexican vacation next week.
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Sounds like a good Saturday IMO.

Going for a walk down to Tropicana, checking on massage for tomorrow morning, and drinking more water this morning.  Heading out for a steak this afternoon and catching a show at the Mirage.  Pretty solid birthday weekend for me.  I like this town. 

 
krista4 said:
This is still one of the funniest things I've seen in months.

In other news, I learned today that cell phones and hot tubs don't mix.  Who knew?  roverfish, the tragic part is that just before launching my phone into the abyss, I had been taking pictures of Charity mostly naked in the tub, or frolicking in the waterfall thereabouts.  Pray for my phone's healing.
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Good god.  Who's the god of rice?

 
Osaurus said:
Sounds like a good Saturday IMO.

Going for a walk down to Tropicana, checking on massage for tomorrow morning, and drinking more water this morning.  Heading out for a steak this afternoon and catching a show at the Mirage.  Pretty solid birthday weekend for me.  I like this town. 
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That's a good day, O. Happy birthday!

 
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