this was/is my response to the dream crap. dreams are dumb. no offense meant to the those that believe.beautiful naked women
almost. our #######, puritanical forefathers, ####ed up the naked body for all of us.
Oddly enough...
I'm not sure how to interpret this.This was nice of you to say and it made me feel good.
You're assuming that anybody besides his parents know who the Chargers kicker is. I live less than 2 hours from LA and I barely know who their starting RB is.*so the Chargers kicker is named Younghoe and we're just letting that pass by without comment, huh?
Actually, this is the most excited I have been about a kicker since a young Nic Cage!so the Chargers kicker is named Younghoe and we're just letting that pass by without comment, huh?
he was just ripping off Crispin GloverActually, this is the most excited I have been about a kicker since a young Nic Cage!
Man...he was just ripping off Crispin GloverActually, this is the most excited I have been about a kicker since a young Nic Cage!
Can you explain what just happened in sober speak?Mom is out of town so figured would grab Cal up and go see my Dad. Wonderful but learned some bad stuff happening. Whatever.
Mrs. SLB shows up with my youngest. I'm pretty hot. Thing is I'm wearing my "Wiffle Ball Legend" shirt and he wants a piece. I haven't thrown a ball in almost thirty years and it showed. He almost took my head off twice. I would like to think it was because of the beer.
Dad really didn't want us around anymore, I know him that well, so we left for a pub up the street. We order our food and while we are waiting Cal begins on a very thought out reason why he deserves a laptop. It would make Gates blush. He was interrupted though when he saw and elderly couple leaving. On it. I almost cried I was so proud.
Cal continued. People were looking. I dont ####### care. He finished with "Everything presented, I think you should allow me a laptop".
He literally did everything that I taught him to. A lot that I learned from you jerks here. What a feeling.
I told him I needed to sleep on it. He persisted. I challenged him still and said I needed to think about it. He said that was fine. Then asked me again.
Dust settles, turn to my right and Dylan asks "can you explain what just happened in Dylan speak?".
Me: Chromebook bad. Laptop good
He laughs so hard he hits his head on the railing behind him.
Everything goes silent
With this twinkle in his eye, Dylan says loudly, "So dad I never knew you had a ski mask".
We went home listened to some of his music and listened to some of mine. He needed DMC before bed.
I'm still laughing
Probably not. Love you too jerkface.Can you explain what just happened in sober speak?
(you know I love you, right?)
Probably not. Love you too jerkface.
Damn can't believe he's in 8th. Awesome.He's got the laptop. Even paying for it himself. It's just so incredible that at 13 he's almost as big as me in every way.
He really grew up over the summer. He's a pain in the ### but not the same pain. He shouldn't be in the 8th grade. Maybe college. Seriously.
Well...why do you have a ski mask?Then my youngest jokes about me possibly being a criminal. :ski mask:
Good times
I used to think he would go to CC, live at home. Which I was fine with. May still but he quickly grew into himself. I'm not saying this just because he's my son but he's the kind of person that changes the world. If he wants to. I didn't think it was a possibility just six months ago. He knows stuffDamn can't believe he's in 8th. Awesome.
Just checked the Mizzeruh Social Studies Standards. Seems like they're in line with ours here. I might have to ask Cal for pointers.
Speaking of 8th graders...most of them have no sense of time/history.
I've got a bunch of old staff/class pictures from our school up in my room. Some from when I first started (Insert dumb ### cave painting joke here), some from the 80s, and some going back to the late 50s-early 60s.
One looks like this http://www.yarrowbc.ca/images/publicschools/yarrowschool_19.jpg (that's me, middle row, 2nd from left haaarrrrr!)
The other day a couple of kids were looking at it and arguing about which one was their math teacher, Mr. Trent. Now Mr. Trent is like 44 and looks exactly 44.
I asked them "wait, you think one of those men is Mr. Trent? Notice the pic is black and white? All the clothes and hair are olde tyme?"
They both gave me blank looks.
I told them "Actually Mr. Trent is like 5 years younger than me. And that photo is about 65 years old. Oh, and all those people are dead."
good godOpen House at Cal's school Tuesday. The hiStoRy teacher began by saying "Hello future parents of the next generation!" . Only a couple of people replied so same thing. Got more takes the second time around. I didn't say a thing but thought if you did anything like that I want to punch you.
Rulesgood god
Parents love my back to school patter because I don't BS them.
"I'm probably your kid's favorite teacher and about to become yours too because I really don't give homework"
"And since it isn't in the state standards there aren't any huge projects for you to do...I mean for your kids to do"
"Yes, I was on Jeopardy. No, you may not touch me."
"If your kid has a low grade there's a 90% chance they aren't doing their work or turning it in. Check my website, check their folder check the online gradebook. It's that easy."
"We only have a few minutes tonight so if you have any specific questions, email me or meet me at O'Brien's later on. I drink IPAs and well whiskey and diet." :fingerguns:
Odd but I haven't had a drop of alcohol since sometime in June. I had a six pack too fast that day and felt like garbage, never buzzed, and a headache that gave me insomnia. So since then, I've been tee-totaling. I may prefer it.I'm having a drink. Ha! Celebrate thie good times.
It was 110 here today whiner. BUT it just poured buckets for 20 minutes straight. Lots of thunder and lightning. And that's all folks. It will rain here again next year.Oh and it rained here for about 2 minutes. It's 102 freaking degrees. We don't have summer showers here. All it did was make it humid. Total BS. Thanks Hillary.
My daughter has a friend named Caymmin. Her dad played for the Patriots. I cleaned and staged my house after paying pros to clean and stage my house. We had an open house today, so I had to be gone. I went to my sisters to have a place to hang out with the BiL and watch some football. Boring. Guy never shuts up about the glory days. Kind of sad being he's been in a wheelchair since he was 25 and he's turning 60 this year. I discovered a funny thing about him awhile ago. Sometimes I have to drive him places. So if we're in their truck and I depress the break slowly but a little harder than necessary he starts leaning forward and if I give a good push to stop his head bounces off the windshield frame by the sun visor. I do this when traffic permits and he says really dumb things, which is pretty common. My sis saw me do it in bumper to bumper LA traffic and asked if I did it on purpose. I was a little scared because she's so protective, but I owned it, and all three of us laughed so hard I got pulled over. Anyway my daughter told Cayminn this story today and her mom says I'm going to hell. I have an offer on my house. It's so close to what I told myself I would accept, they hit my number but want my dining room furniture and a library that's probably worth a couple grand. I may agree to be homeless in the morning. I may say hellnaw and take the place off the market. This is happening fast.
i was certain you must be hammered, while reading the post above this one.Odd but I haven't had a drop of alcohol since sometime in June. I had a six pack too fast that day and felt like garbage, never buzzed, and a headache that gave me insomnia. So since then, I've been tee-totaling. I may prefer it.
Scary huh. Speaking of you you posted a picture today and I almost ended up at Crystal Cove with nothing better to do but appreciate it in real life.i was certain you must be hammered, while reading the post above this one.
nah, not so scary. just ramblin. i do it all the time. sometimes i worry about the grammar police, but #### them. :smoo: crystal cove? that's my hood! down in newport?Scary huh. Speaking of you you posted a picture today and I almost ended up at Crystal Cove with nothing better to do appreciate it in real life.
I know where you live. I saw the nekkid babe on the beach as I was being forced to abandon my place with nowhere to go. I seriously considered a ride to Uncle Dan's (Laguna) and sunset wherever she was.nah, not so scary. just ramblin. i do it all the time. sometimes i worry about the grammar police, but #### them. :smoo: crystal cove? that's my hood! down in newport?