mr. furley Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 25 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said: beat me to it. I know I’ve posted this before but one time we took a German colleague to Fon Du Lac and he randomly blurred out “there sure are a lot of fat girls here” ah, yes, Fond du Lac. the Malibu of Wisconsin. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 15 kids : 1 piece each = 15 Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say... 12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30 12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18 Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older 15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23 Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86 8 slices per pie = 10.75 pizzas. Get 11. This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else. If not, add one or two. Ice cream is beyond my math skills. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5-ish Finkle Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Epic Problem said: Where's MOP when you need him? I assume raging at some unlucky Publix cashier over the price of a Mallo Cup. Edited July 20, 2018 by 5-ish Finkle 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMAX 3D Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 6 hours ago, shuke said: 15 kids : 1 piece each = 15 Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say... 12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30 12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18 Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older 15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23 Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86 8 slices per pie = 10.75 pizzas. Get 11. This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else. If not, add one or two. Ice cream is beyond my math skills. Did you miss the part about them being cut into 16 slices against the grain? Think Mancinos / Bellacinos if you have them down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 10 hours ago, shuke said: 15 kids : 1 piece each = 15 Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say... 12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30 12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18 Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older 15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23 Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86 8 slices per pie = 10.75 pizzas. Get 11. This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else. If not, add one or two. Ice cream is beyond my math skills. A+ i've got 8 quarts of ice cream on hand right now. we've got one kid who will eat 2 quarts by himself. not because he's fat but because i'm pretty sure he's a hummingbird in human form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 58 minutes ago, mr. furley said: A+ i've got 8 quarts of ice cream on hand right now. we've got one kid who will eat 2 quarts by himself. not because he's fat but because i'm pretty sure he's a hummingbird in human form. You want me to make you some chicken salad? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, General Malaise said: You want me to make you some chicken salad? wait a minute.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroveDiesel Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, General Malaise said: You want me to make you some chicken salad? Probably better than making them crockpot chicken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said: Probably better than making them crockpot chicken. oh, phew. that was the reference. i confused the two Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMAX 3D Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 20 minutes ago, General Malaise said: You want me to make you some chicken salad? I have some leftover fried chicken from Kroger...tempted to make chicken salad out of it but I might just douse it in hot sauce instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, IMAX 3D said: I have some leftover fried chicken from Kroger...tempted to make chicken salad out of it but I might just douse it in hot sauce instead Never even considered fried chicken for this. Intrigued! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, mr. furley said: oh, phew. that was the reference. i confused the two just wait until GM does the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 That's not mayonnaise! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMAX 3D Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, General Malaise said: Never even considered fried chicken for this. Intrigued! Best to eat right away though if it sits all day skin will get soggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 hours ago, IMAX 3D said: Did you miss the part about them being cut into 16 slices against the grain? Think Mancinos / Bellacinos if you have them down there You mean in squares? Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone. Get 14. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Malaise Posted July 20, 2018 Author Share Posted July 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said: Best to eat right away though if it sits all day skin will get soggy I love fried chicken but maybe eat it 1-2 times a year (counting a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's as fried chicken, right? - BTW that is way better than hate chicken from the anti-gay place). I used to enjoy cold fried chicken the next day, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 31 minutes ago, shuke said: You mean in squares? Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone. Get 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 39 minutes ago, shuke said: You mean in squares? Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone. Get 14. We have a really good local place that does this and I'm an absolute when we get it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shuke Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Let me qualify. If it's like LaRosa's, typically like 4" x 4" pieces, get 14. If it's like Marion's, pieces that are more like 2" x 2", get one pizza per person. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. furley Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 @shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, mr. furley said: @shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here? First half of that sentence I was sure you were going to tie this into pizza quantity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pete Malloy Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 On 7/19/2018 at 1:05 PM, Apes with Guns said: a friend of mine just aimed one of those laser thermometers at the hood of his black truck that has been sitting in the sun. 174 degrees. Wait, cars get hot in hot weather? What the hell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pete Malloy Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Literally 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Spent the last 4 days at 1,000 or so tasting rooms enjoying noses of ash and asphalt and whitewall tire with finishes of tobacco and dingleberry and grass clippings. Tanner would have loathed it. It was glorious. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister CIA Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) I'm drinking. It's true, GM is a rock star. Edited July 20, 2018 by Mister CIA 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pete Malloy Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 39 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said: Spent the last 4 days at 1,000 or so tasting rooms enjoying noses of ash and asphalt and whitewall tire with finishes of tobacco and dingleberry and grass clippings. Tanner would have loathed it. It was glorious. Where were you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 42 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: Where were you? SB and Santa Ynez Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including some pretty decent places. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pete Malloy Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 3 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said: SB and Santa Ynez Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including some pretty decent places. Sounds pretty gay. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facook Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 14 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said: SB and Santa Ynez Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including some pretty decent places. Are any of them vodka wineries? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 19 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said: Sounds pretty gay. It was FAB-u-lousss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 9 minutes ago, facook said: Are any of them vodka wineries? Not yet, but give the Cuck in Chief time and we'll all be making vodka. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Pack Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 On 7/18/2018 at 1:46 PM, RC94 said: I hope the operation goes well and your wife has a speedy recovery. My mom had both of her hips replaced (2 separate surgeries) and she is feeling much better now, so hopefully it will go as well for your wife. From what I understand, it's a common procedure so chances are should work out well. Thanks for the well wishes. Surgery went well, but she had to stay a second night because the surgeon was concerned about blood clots. We're home now and now the fun begins. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Glllll Packs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GroveDiesel Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mr.Pack said: Thanks for the well wishes. Surgery went well, but she had to stay a second night because the surgeon was concerned about blood clots. We're home now and now the fun begins. Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 minute ago, GroveDiesel said: Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that. Stress testing is important 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Pack Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 13 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said: Glllll Packs Thanks GB 3 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said: Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 6 hours ago, mr. furley said: @shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here? How much less pizza should I figure on for him? Couldn't help myself 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heckmanm Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend. The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard". Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Officer Pete Malloy Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 8 minutes ago, heckmanm said: The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend. The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard". Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care. Eat some ham! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Constant Sorrow Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 On 7/19/2018 at 10:18 AM, mr. furley said: "Brown Co. voters to vote on medical marijuana advisory referendum The Board of Supervisors decides a medical marijuana question will be on the November ballot, but a question about medical marijuana won't be on the ballot." oh. ok then. Sounds like the Board has already been testing the product. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 hour ago, heckmanm said: The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend. The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard". Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care. Sounds stout 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA RAIDERS Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 7 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said: SB and Santa Ynez Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including some pretty decent places. Just missed you gb. Hope you had fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 7 hours ago, DA RAIDERS said: Just missed you gb. Hope you had fun I'd find a way to retire there if it weren't for the double state tax and real estate cost whammy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA RAIDERS Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Bob Sacamano said: I'd find a way to retire there if it weren't for the double state tax and real estate cost whammy. yea, the taxes sux0r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry Ford Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year. Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by? I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 1 minute ago, Henry Ford said: My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year. Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by? I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. Tanner’s one of those ordained guys.... he should have something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epic Problem Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Mrs Epic was cleaning our son’s (18) room this morning and found his jimmy hats. Which led to this exchange... Me: Found or just sitting there? (Our son’s rather casual about his sins / vices, so just sitting there wouldn’t be a shock) Mrs Epic: Hiding in plain sight. Three are missing ? Can you check in with him at some point? Me: What's there to check in on? He's being smart Mrs: Does he know how to use, courtesy, etc. Questions? Me: Questions? What questions, like what hole to put it in? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Constant Sorrow Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 6 minutes ago, Henry Ford said: My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year. Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by? I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. The International Church of Cannabis Opens Its Doors 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevzilla Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 I told myself after my birthday I would redouble my efforts regarding healthy living but I haven't been to the gym since and here I am at the bar, so maybe next week 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strykerpks Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 10 minutes ago, kevzilla said: I told myself after my birthday I would redouble my efforts regarding healthy living but I haven't been to the gym since and here I am at the bar, so maybe next week Atta boy 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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