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[mr. furley 12,836]

25 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

 beat me to it.  I know I’ve posted this before but one time we took a German colleague to Fon Du Lac and he randomly blurred out “there sure are a lot of fat girls here”

ah, yes, Fond du Lac. the Malibu of Wisconsin.

[shuke 23,081]

15 kids : 1 piece each = 15

Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say...

12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30

12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18

Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older

15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23

Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86

8 slices per pie =  10.75 pizzas. 

Get 11.  

This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else.  If not, add one or two.

Ice cream is beyond my math skills.

[5-ish Finkle 3,399]

10 hours ago, Epic Problem said:

Where's MOP when you need him?

I assume raging at some unlucky Publix cashier over the price of a Mallo Cup.

Edited July 20, 2018 by 5-ish Finkle

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

6 hours ago, shuke said:

15 kids : 1 piece each = 15

Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say...

12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30

12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18

Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older

15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23

Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86

8 slices per pie =  10.75 pizzas. 

Get 11.  

This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else.  If not, add one or two.

Ice cream is beyond my math skills.

Did you miss the part about them being cut into 16 slices against the grain?  Think Mancinos / Bellacinos if you have them down there

[mr. furley 12,836]

10 hours ago, shuke said:

15 kids : 1 piece each = 15

Assuming a few divorced homes and a few parents too busy and let's say...

12 dads 2.5 pieces each = 30

12 moms 1.5 pieces each = 18

Assuming 1.5 siblings each kid but not all attending, some younger some older

15 siblings 1.5 pieces rounding up = 23

Total pieces 15+30+18+23 = 86

8 slices per pie =  10.75 pizzas. 

Get 11.  

This is assuming you'll have chips and maybe somethinge else.  If not, add one or two.

Ice cream is beyond my math skills.

A+

i've got 8 quarts of ice cream on hand right now. we've got one kid who will eat 2 quarts by himself. not because he's fat but because i'm pretty sure he's a hummingbird in human form.

[General Malaise 28,064]

58 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

A+

i've got 8 quarts of ice cream on hand right now. we've got one kid who will eat 2 quarts by himself. not because he's fat but because i'm pretty sure he's a hummingbird in human form.

You want me to make you some chicken salad?

[mr. furley 12,836]

11 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

You want me to make you some chicken salad?

wait a minute....

[GroveDiesel 9,478]

11 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

You want me to make you some chicken salad?

Probably better than making them crockpot chicken.

[mr. furley 12,836]

4 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Probably better than making them crockpot chicken.

oh, phew. that was the reference. i confused the two   

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

20 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

You want me to make you some chicken salad?

I have some leftover fried chicken from Kroger...tempted to make chicken salad out of it but I might just douse it in hot sauce instead 

[General Malaise 28,064]

1 minute ago, IMAX 3D said:

I have some leftover fried chicken from Kroger...tempted to make chicken salad out of it but I might just douse it in hot sauce instead 

Never even considered fried chicken for this.  Intrigued!

[Epic Problem 2,778]

5 minutes ago, mr. furley said:

oh, phew. that was the reference. i confused the two   

just wait until GM does the same. 

[Epic Problem 2,778]

That's not mayonnaise! 

[IMAX 3D 1,072]

14 minutes ago, General Malaise said:

Never even considered fried chicken for this.  Intrigued!

 Best to eat right away though if it sits all day skin will get soggy

[shuke 23,081]

5 hours ago, IMAX 3D said:

Did you miss the part about them being cut into 16 slices against the grain?  Think Mancinos / Bellacinos if you have them down there

You mean in squares?  Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone.  Get 14.

[General Malaise 28,064]

6 minutes ago, IMAX 3D said:

 Best to eat right away though if it sits all day skin will get soggy

I love fried chicken but maybe eat it 1-2 times a year (counting a spicy chicken sandwich from Wendy's as fried chicken, right? - BTW that is way better than hate chicken from the anti-gay place).  I used to enjoy cold fried chicken the next day, though.  

[mr. furley 12,836]

31 minutes ago, shuke said:

You mean in squares?  Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone.  Get 14.

[heckmanm 4,527]

39 minutes ago, shuke said:

You mean in squares?  Oh ####, people will eat that until it's gone.  Get 14.

We have a really good local place that does this and I'm an absolute  when we get it.

[shuke 23,081]

Let me qualify.  If it's like LaRosa's, typically like 4" x 4" pieces, get 14.

If it's like Marion's, pieces that are more like 2" x 2", get one pizza per person.

[mr. furley 12,836]

@shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here?

[heckmanm 4,527]

1 hour ago, mr. furley said:

@shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here?

First half of that sentence I was sure you were going to tie this into pizza quantity.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

On 7/19/2018 at 1:05 PM, Apes with Guns said:

a friend of mine just aimed one of those laser thermometers at the hood of his black truck that has been sitting in the sun. 174 degrees. 

Wait, cars get hot in hot weather?  What the hell?

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

Literally

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

Spent the last 4 days at 1,000 or so tasting rooms enjoying noses of ash and asphalt and whitewall tire with finishes of tobacco and dingleberry and grass clippings.  Tanner would have loathed it.  It was glorious.

[Mister CIA 8,754]

I'm drinking. 

It's true, GM is a rock star.

Edited July 20, 2018 by Mister CIA

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

39 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

Spent the last 4 days at 1,000 or so tasting rooms enjoying noses of ash and asphalt and whitewall tire with finishes of tobacco and dingleberry and grass clippings.  Tanner would have loathed it.  It was glorious.

Where were you?

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

42 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said:

Where were you?

SB and Santa Ynez

Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including  some pretty decent places.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

3 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

SB and Santa Ynez

Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including  some pretty decent places.

Sounds pretty gay.

[facook 5,823]

14 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

SB and Santa Ynez

Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including  some pretty decent places.

Are any of them vodka wineries?

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

19 minutes ago, Officer Pete Malloy said:

Sounds pretty gay.

It was FAB-u-lousss.

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

9 minutes ago, facook said:

Are any of them vodka wineries?

Not yet, but give the Cuck in Chief time and we'll all be making vodka. 

[Mr.Pack 2,619]

On 7/18/2018 at 1:46 PM, RC94 said:

I hope the operation goes well and your wife has a speedy recovery.  My mom had both of her hips replaced (2 separate surgeries) and she is feeling much better now, so hopefully it will go as well for your wife.  From what I understand, it's a common procedure so chances are should work out well.

Thanks for the well wishes. Surgery went well, but she had to stay a second night because the surgeon was concerned about blood clots. We're home now and now the fun begins.

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

Glllll Packs

[GroveDiesel 9,478]

11 minutes ago, Mr.Pack said:

Thanks for the well wishes. Surgery went well, but she had to stay a second night because the surgeon was concerned about blood clots. We're home now and now the fun begins.

Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that.

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

1 minute ago, GroveDiesel said:

Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that.

Stress testing is important 

[Mr.Pack 2,619]

13 minutes ago, Bob Sacamano said:

Glllll Packs

Thanks GB

3 minutes ago, GroveDiesel said:

Pretty sure you're supposed to wait awhile longer before that.

[heckmanm 4,527]

6 hours ago, mr. furley said:

@shuke my friend's son is looking at likely losing parts or most of both hands. what sort of prosthetic training & rehab are we talking here? How much less pizza should I figure on for him?

Couldn't help myself

[heckmanm 4,527]

The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend.  The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard".

Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care.

[Officer Pete Malloy 19,152]

8 minutes ago, heckmanm said:

The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend.  The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard".

Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care.

Eat some ham!

[Man of Constant Sorrow 5,884]

On 7/19/2018 at 10:18 AM, mr. furley said:

"Brown Co. voters to vote on medical marijuana advisory referendum

The Board of Supervisors decides a medical marijuana question will be on the November ballot, but a question about medical marijuana won't be on the ballot."

 

oh. ok then.

Sounds like the Board has already been testing the product.

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

1 hour ago, heckmanm said:

The Indiana State Fair's homebrew competition was last weekend.  The beer that won best of show was named "Tina You Fat Lard".

Not sure what style of beer it was. Not sure I care.

Sounds stout 

[DA RAIDERS 5,039]

7 hours ago, Bob Sacamano said:

SB and Santa Ynez

Santa Ynez Inn is awesome, btw. Especially compared to what you get in SB for comparable prices. And they have agreements with a ton of the surrounding wineries for free tastings. Including  some pretty decent places.

Just missed you gb.  Hope you had fun

[Bob Sacamano 10,361]

7 hours ago, DA RAIDERS said:

Just missed you gb.  Hope you had fun

I'd find a way to retire there if it weren't for the double state tax and real estate cost whammy. 

[DA RAIDERS 5,039]

1 minute ago, Bob Sacamano said:

I'd find a way to retire there if it weren't for the double state tax and real estate cost whammy. 

yea, the taxes sux0r

[Henry Ford 60,520]

My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year.  

Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by?  I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. 

[Epic Problem 2,778]

1 minute ago, Henry Ford said:

My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year.  

Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by?  I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. 

Tanner’s one of those ordained guys.... he should have something

[Epic Problem 2,778]

Mrs Epic was cleaning our son’s (18) room this morning and found his jimmy hats. Which led to this exchange...

 

Me: Found or just sitting there? (Our son’s rather casual about his sins / vices, so just sitting there wouldn’t be a shock)

Mrs Epic: Hiding in plain sight. Three are missing ? Can you check in with him at some point?

Me: What's there to check in on? He's being smart 

Mrs: Does he know how to use, courtesy, etc. Questions?

Me: Questions? What questions, like what hole to put it in? 

 

 

[Man of Constant Sorrow 5,884]

6 minutes ago, Henry Ford said:

My half sister just got engaged in Europe and has asked me to officiate her wedding in Boston next year.  

Anyone have a go-to online church to get ordained by?  I’m leaning toward the Church of the Latter Day Dude just so I can call myself a Dudeist Priest. 

The International Church of Cannabis Opens Its Doors

 

[kevzilla 8,380]

I told myself after my birthday I would redouble my efforts regarding healthy living but I haven't been to the gym since and here I am at the bar, so maybe next week 

[strykerpks 4,168]

10 minutes ago, kevzilla said:

I told myself after my birthday I would redouble my efforts regarding healthy living but I haven't been to the gym since and here I am at the bar, so maybe next week 

Atta boy