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GM's Thread About Everything/GM's Thread About Nothing (20 Viewers)

Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   

 
-fish- said:
Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   
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#### YEA!

 
-fish- said:
Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   
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Congrats!

It's funny you mention glorious boobs tonight, because I just dialed my relationship with the Glorious Boobs I've been seeing way back. She didn't do anything wrong, really, but I was starting to get a clingy vibe from her (she showed up at my house unannounced one day & I know she has trust issues via her ex). Plus, we work almost completely opposite schedules so I was feeling a lot of pressure to make "us" fit into a really small time frame when I also needed to take care of non-boob business. Anyway, we talked and she was fine with it.

To your larger point (two puns intended), looking back it seems most all of my longer-term relationships have been with larger-chested women. But the boobs have come attached to many different body types. My first wife was an Amazon - 5'11, monster boobs and wide hips. 2nd was more average height, but curvy with D cups. Black girl I dated in HS and a bit post-HS was built like a Victoria's Secret model - 6'1", big boobs and no hips (her: "I must be the only black woman in the world that has a flat ###"). Who else......? Mata was built like Beyonce. I know there are a couple of others I'm forgetting. Oh...... the only one I dated for any amount of time I can recall right now who was smaller-breasted was also probably the best match for me, but I screwed that up royally.

 
-fish- said:
Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   
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Duuude.  Welcome to Xanadu.  Skinny chicks got nothin' on a Curvy woman with knockers and some backside.

 
-fish- said:
Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   
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:subscribe:

 
My wife is sick and sleeping all day.  Should I do yard work and dishes, or snort a bunch of speed and watch Jeff Ross's Roast Battle?

 
I have a feeling I know where this vote is going to go.

well, at least the yard will look good.

 
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-fish- said:
Disclaimer: I haven't read the last few pages.   I skimmed some gyozachat and just sort of ignored it to find something better. Sorry if I missed something interesting like GM fathering triplets.   

I played golf and managed to take one of those girls who gets paid to be flirty and cute and hand out company swag home.   What I realized is that for years,  I've been dating sort of skinny girls with small breasts (except NotCrazyChick).     Vendorchick has glorious,  fabulous boobs.   I think I may have made a significant change in direction in my life. Boob rehab,  if you will.   

You may return to potsticker chat. Thanks for your time.   
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I need, must, demand, that I party with Roverfish soon.

 
Hello all. It's been a while and I just wanted to drop in to say that I hope you're all doing well. I've met and fallen in love with a wonderful woman who has changed my entire view of life. She's helped me develop a relationship with God and I must say that I never thought living such a pure life would help me become happier than I have ever been before. Again, I hope you are doing well and I think of you often.

 
Henry Ford said:
And filled with microwaved pork. Yum!
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Yes, heated, pre-cooked pork filling tastes the same however heated, but the covered bowl and a little water gets that coveted doughy/sticky consistency on the uncrisped parts of the potsticker wrapper while losing none of the crispness as in the "add a bit of water to the pan at the end" method.

 
Henry Ford said:
Quite the opposite.  If someone else will do the cooking, I'm happy to eat bacon fat on white toast and praise the chef.
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True story- when I was in college, me  and a buddy went on an improvised camping trip. On the last day we had nothing left expect for a few slices of bread and leftover bacon grease. We came up with "bacon toast" for lunch: slices of bread, pan-fried in leftover grease. It was horrible, so we drank the last 12 pack and went home.

 
cosjobs said:
True story- when I was in college, me  and a buddy went on an improvised camping trip. On the last day we had nothing left expect for a few slices of bread and leftover bacon grease. We came up with "bacon toast" for lunch: slices of bread, pan-fried in leftover grease. It was horrible, so we drank the last 12 pack and went home.
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Bacon fat on toast is a well known regular breakfast for kids who need free school lunches.

 
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It was the time of the preacher

In the year of 0 1

Now the preaching is over

And the killing's begun

And you can take that to the bank, brohans.

 
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