Had this conversation at a local restaurant... Hope I didn't come across like a Bourbon Snob.
My son orders a Jim Beam and sprite. The waitress says, "Sorry, we don't have Jim Beam." My son who thinks he somehow grew up "country" and thinks that he needs to wear work boots all the time and drink Jim Beam, his eyes get all big like What???".. Here was how the rest of the conversation went...
TD: "You have other bourbons though right?"
SERVER: "Sure."
TD: "Do you have Bulleit Bourbon?"
SERVER: "Yes. We have Bulleit Rye Bourbon."
TD: "Um. That is two different things. So you have Bulleit Rye?"
SERVER: "I KNOW. We have Bulleit Rye Bourbon. It's Bourbon."
TD: "Well, actually.. Rye and Bourbon are two different things. The mash is different. One has more corn and the other, well... it's in the name, it has more rye."
SERVER: "Yeah. I know. It's rye bourbon."
TD:
SERVER: "We do have Buffalo Trace"
TD: "Get that. He's throwing it in sprite anyway, so it doesn't really matter, but Buffalo Trace is pretty good. Besides, friends don't let friends drink Jim and Jack."
The last line obviously was joking around. She was really confusing me though. I know I'm new to the bourbon snob circle, but I thought I was correct.