Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?
Neal: Yes.
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal: You can start by wiping that ####### dumb-### smile off your rosey, #######, cheeks! And you can give me a ####### automobile: a ####### Datsun, a ####### Toyota, a ####### Mustang, a ####### Buick! Four ####### wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ####### nowhere with ####### keys to a ####### car that isn't ####### there. And I really didn't care to ####### walk, down a ####### highway, and across a #######
runway to get back here to have you smile in my ####### face. I want a ####### car RIGHT ####### NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy, what?
Car Rental Agent: You're ####ed!