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SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:football: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
 
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General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:lmao: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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Valetine's candy down?
 
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:lmao: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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You'll come through, I have faith in you and my aliai.
 
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:lmao: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:lmao: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
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There in lies the real challenge. I'm kind of stuck to this desk and can only really eat what's in the office or wait for lunch. The lunch gal picks our restaurant for the day, so I'm completely at her mercy. I'd love to engest 20 pieces of bacon and some jerkey, but unless I'm doing that tonight at home, it's not happening.Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.
 
General Malaise said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:mellow: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.

It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
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There in lies the real challenge. I'm kind of stuck to this desk and can only really eat what's in the office or wait for lunch. The lunch gal picks our restaurant for the day, so I'm completely at her mercy. I'd love to engest 20 pieces of bacon and some jerkey, but unless I'm doing that tonight at home, it's not happening.Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.
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engest, huh....god i'm dumb.
 
General Malaise said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:mellow: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
Click to expand...
There in lies the real challenge. I'm kind of stuck to this desk and can only really eat what's in the office or wait for lunch. The lunch gal picks our restaurant for the day, so I'm completely at her mercy. I'd love to engest 20 pieces of bacon and some jerkey, but unless I'm doing that tonight at home, it's not happening.Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.
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You can microwave bacon.
 
Sammy3469 said:
General Malaise said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
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:lmao: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
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The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
Click to expand...
There in lies the real challenge. I'm kind of stuck to this desk and can only really eat what's in the office or wait for lunch. The lunch gal picks our restaurant for the day, so I'm completely at her mercy. I'd love to engest 20 pieces of bacon and some jerkey, but unless I'm doing that tonight at home, it's not happening.Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.
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You can microwave bacon.
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That's just wrong.Also, I do not have a microwave at the new Chez Malaise. I also haven't cooked anything more than a sandwich in a month of living there.
 
General Malaise said:
Sammy3469 said:
General Malaise said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
General Malaise said:
SofaKings said:
Back to a tie. GM is my boy. Always has been, always will.
Click to expand...
:mellow: Thanks GB...but I think the lollipop shot put shuke out front for good. I wish I had some Halloween candy to compete, but not only am I not a 7 year old, not 245 pounds and not much of a sweet eater, I just looked and Halloween was 3 months ago.

It's amazing that he saved those just for this occasion. Can't compete with that kind of clairvoyance.
Click to expand...
The only possible comeback would be a shot with you crunching down simultaneously on 20 strips of bacon and one of beef jerky. It would be both an epic eating move and kind of a "Where's Waldo" thing, only with bacon and jerky instead of people and Waldo.
Click to expand...
There in lies the real challenge. I'm kind of stuck to this desk and can only really eat what's in the office or wait for lunch. The lunch gal picks our restaurant for the day, so I'm completely at her mercy. I'd love to engest 20 pieces of bacon and some jerkey, but unless I'm doing that tonight at home, it's not happening.Also, I haven't cooked bacon in probably 35 years, so I'm not sure I'm ready to start.
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You can microwave bacon.
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That's just wrong.Also, I do not have a microwave at the new Chez Malaise.

I also haven't cooked anything more than a sandwich in a month of living there.
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Perhaps, but you are a man of the people.
There are fancy microwave bacon cookers on the market which work well, but they are not necessary. Place a microwave-safe paper towel in a micro dish large enough to fit a single layer of bacon slices (4 to 6 slices). Cover with another paper towel. Six slices should take about 4 to 5 minutes on high, depending on the wattage of your microwave and the thickness of the bacon. Start checking after the first two minutes, and continue cooking at one minute intervals until you can judge the cooking time for the way you like it. Consult your microwave manual for more specific times. A rotating base in the microwave is highly recommended for even cooking, and most come with one built in these days. Remember that foods continue to cook even after the timer goes off in a microwave, so let it rest a few minutes before you dive in to let it crisp up and avoid burns. Curly bacon never bothers me, but this method reduces curling of the bacon.
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So be careful GB.
 
I think we need a throw down by these two at a Rodizio Grill. Picture it, guachos with meat on sticks, GM, Shuke, maybe we fly in Evilgrin to cover the event with his color commentary. We could try to prevail on Big Bottom for some theme music.

Let's face it, we have been heading straight towards this moment for years. It is inevitiable. Why fight it.

 
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Ditkaless Wonders said:
I think we need a throw down by these two at a Rodizio Grill. Picture it, guachos with meat on sticks, GM, Shuke, maybe we fly in Evilgrin to cover the event with his color commentary. We could try to prevail on Big Bottom for some theme music.Let's face it, we have been heading straight towards this moment for years. It is inevitiable. Why fight it.
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how much for tickets?i'll need 20.
 
mr. furley said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I think we need a throw down by these two at a Rodizio Grill. Picture it, guachos with meat on sticks, GM, Shuke, maybe we fly in Evilgrin to cover the event with his color commentary. We could try to prevail on Big Bottom for some theme music.Let's face it, we have been heading straight towards this moment for years. It is inevitiable. Why fight it.
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how much for tickets?i'll need 20.
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The demand will likely force this to PPV. In house seats may be beyond even the standard FFA income.
 
I would like to direct the attention of our two fine athletes to this.

I can think of no finer a way to establish the EAT OFF! champion than with chicken fried bacon.

 
popeye said:
mr. furley said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I think we need a throw down by these two at a Rodizio Grill. Picture it, guachos with meat on sticks, GM, Shuke, maybe we fly in Evilgrin to cover the event with his color commentary. We could try to prevail on Big Bottom for some theme music.Let's face it, we have been heading straight towards this moment for years. It is inevitiable. Why fight it.
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how much for tickets?i'll need 20.
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The demand will likely force this to PPV. In house seats may be beyond even the standard FFA income.
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can we expect a pirated broadcast at Fro's?
 
mr. furley said:
popeye said:
mr. furley said:
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I think we need a throw down by these two at a Rodizio Grill. Picture it, guachos with meat on sticks, GM, Shuke, maybe we fly in Evilgrin to cover the event with his color commentary. We could try to prevail on Big Bottom for some theme music.Let's face it, we have been heading straight towards this moment for years. It is inevitiable. Why fight it.
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how much for tickets?i'll need 20.
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The demand will likely force this to PPV. In house seats may be beyond even the standard FFA income.
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can we expect a pirated broadcast at Fro's?
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Oh #### yes.
 
Early_10 said:
GM, for a guy who clearly loves food you don't look very happy eating it. :shrug:
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You calling me fat, Early?I really don't eat very much. I usually eat one meal a day, two tops. Most of my weight I put on in the dreadful summer of Aught Six (and subsequently took off, how you doin) was due to beer consumption.220 was the peak, errrrrr low point. Rocking 187 now with 180 the goal. Then Ill start tanning, grow my hair out, pierce my tongue and move to Nova Scotia. I'd get in the ready position were I you.
 
redman said:
General Malaise said:
General Malaise said:
I ordered a boring old ham sandwich with a house salad today.

Demoralized, I'm waiving the white flag.
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OR AM I????????????
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:lmao: The computer screen images slay me. :lmao:
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I stuffed more in for the second shot. That's a genuine look of fright right there. I ate angry for Furley in the first one, but I couldn't even feign anger in the second shot. I'm a little frightened not only at my gaping maw, but the fact that I'm actually doing this on a daily basis.As my boss has asked me countless times...."Do you like your job?"

 
General Malaise said:
redman said:
General Malaise said:
General Malaise said:
I ordered a boring old ham sandwich with a house salad today.

Demoralized, I'm waiving the white flag.
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OR AM I????????????
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:excited: The computer screen images slay me. :excited:
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I stuffed more in for the second shot. That's a genuine look of fright right there. I ate angry for Furley in the first one, but I couldn't even feign anger in the second shot. I'm a little frightened not only at my gaping maw, but the fact that I'm actually doing this on a daily basis.As my boss has asked me countless times...."Do you like your job?"
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Actually you look pretty angry in the second one too.
 
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