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Intruder kills 920 chickens with a golf club (1 Viewer)

TheIronSheik

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WTF?!? I can't even imagine how long that would take. Or how tired your arms would be. I shoot a 110 out on the links and my whole body needs to rest for a couple days.

 
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my golf club!"

 
it's a bit of a honda... another FFAer started a thread and took a screen-cap of where this ended up on Google... on their sports page :lol:

 
This obviously can't be true. After three hits the chickens would have gone berserk and murdered him.

 
TheIronSheik said:
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WTF?!? I can't even imagine how long that would take. Or how tired your arms would be. I shoot a 110 out on the links and my whole body needs to rest for a couple days.
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This is why cosjobs just offers to take them on road trips. Much easier and you can even listen to music while you slaughter them.

 
Henry Ford said:
TheIronSheik said:
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my golf club!"
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I think burglary in California is just entering a structure with the intent to commit a felony.
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Zow said:
TheIronSheik said:
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my golf club!"
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It's a misnomer that "burglar" automatically means theft.
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Thanks, lawyers. Almost had a funny joke there. Luckily you guys were able to get it off on a technicality.

 
Ah, the link says intruders. I was wondering how this would even be possible for one person.

 
It's too bad they couldn't find 80 more. It's like ordering the 86 ounce steak and eating 85 ounces before calling it quits.

 
sartre said:
Zow said:
TheIronSheik said:
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my

golf club!"
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It's a misnomer that "burglar" automatically means theft.
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It's a misnomer that "misnomer" means

"misconception"
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Huh. You're right.
 
Zow said:
sartre said:
Zow said:
TheIronSheik said:
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my

golf club!"
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It's a misnomer that "burglar" automatically means theft.
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It's a misnomer that "misnomer" means

"misconception"
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Huh. You're right.
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Actually, it's a misconception that it is a "misnomer" that "misnomer" means "misconception".
 
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In unrelated news, Silver Alert issued for Colonel Sanders, who is suffering from dimentia. Last seen headed to the golf course.

 
Mr. Ham said:
Zow said:
sartre said:
Zow said:
TheIronSheik said:
Also, it says the "burglar." So he stole something and than thought, "Well, hell. I'm way ahead of schedule. Good thing I brought my

golf club!"
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It's a misnomer that "burglar" automatically means theft.
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It's a misnomer that "misnomer" means

"misconception"
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Huh. You're right.
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Actually, it's a misconception that it is a "misnomer" that "misnomer" means "misconception".
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Which in turn is whoosh.

 
TheIronSheik said:
It's too bad they couldn't find 80 more. It's like ordering the 86 ounce steak and eating 85 ounces before calling it quits.
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You think they were counting the chickens? Did they run out of chickens or just run out of energy/time?
 
Angry Beavers said:
bostonfred said:
Ned Ryerson said:
FUBAR said:
probably quicker than choking 920 chickens.
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Have the alleged Emma Watson pics been leaked?i'd like to put this to the test.
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Do you mean you want to choke one chicken 920 times, or that you're waiting until 920 guys get boners so you can run around and jerk them all off?
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or choke his own chicken 920 times... which I imagine would take a while and cause chaffing....
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I would take beverage breaks, maybe a protein bar in between.

 
CALIFORNIA TEENS ARRESTED IN 920 CHICKEN DEATHS

FRESNO, Calif. (AP) -- Deputies have arrested four young men - one adult and three juveniles - suspected of breaking into a Foster Farms chicken ranch and killing more than 900 birds with a golf club in California.

Fresno County sheriff's officials acting on several tips Wednesday tracked down 18-year-old Gabriel Quintero of Riverdale. Also taken into custody were two 17-year-olds and a 15-year-old.
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Gabriel Quintero, Teenager

 
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